Guardians of the Galaxy and Avengers Confirm Crossover In New Footage, People Everywhere Instantly Lose Their Minds

You could literally have no idea what the Marvel franchise is all about in the way of movies, and this new footage would still bring the good pleasure juices to flow. Seriously, it's that good. Sometimes I get cynical about the times we live in, and then the Russo Brothers say hey with their latest project, and I'm instantly overcome with a euphoric wave of bliss. Exhibit A being the following footage. Let's just say the Internet's collective thunderous hard-on about sums up the sheer awesomeness of the situation. 

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Australia Gets Scorched By Heat Wave, Proceeds To Handle Situation In Hilarious Fashion

Well, well, would you GIF a load of this: New South Wales gets struck by a hellish heat wave, and they proceed to keep us entertained overseas with a storm of befitting, comedic reactions. I would normally suggest a chill pill, but if inferno-like heat spawns such hilarity, then I am all for it, and then some.

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People on Twitter String Together Believable Theory That We're All Living Out An Episode of 'Parks and Recreation'

Honestly, I'm down. However far-fetched this 'conspiracy theory' or whatever you'd call this is, truth of the matter is the world would be a much better place, full of sunshine and rainbows and always smell like bacon, if we had Ron Swanson around. Which segues nicely into my newfound life aspirations: shake hands with Ron Swanson after knocking back a bourbon or two together as we discover the meaning of life somewhere in our respective well-done steaks. Oh, and to run around in a mindless state of pure bliss with Andy Dwyer, actively taking the term man child to new heights. 

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Kings and Hawks Become Best Friends on Twitter After New Rule Imposed By NBA, Awesome Sarcastic Exchange Follows

Gotta love it when professional sports teams up and respond to newfound social media restrictions by taking to Twitter to throw down some strong sarcasm. What we have here are the beginnings of what I hope will be a long and fruitful and ridiculous Twitter-broadcasted BFF friendship. 

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36 Cringe-Inducing Photos To Keep You Entertained This Saturday

I mean, damn. That was literally painful man. Where did it all go wrong for these walking, breathing, cringe-coated disasterpieces? Did someone in their lives fail them, or are we just looking at the lovechildren of insanity meets profound stupidity? Who knows, who knows. Either way, if you're having a slow moving Saturday, maybe feeling slightly hungover, you can rest assured these people are feeling worse than you -- Or they're entirely oblivious to their own ridiculousness. 

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Girl Scares the Life Out of Tattoo Artist With Exploding Boobs Prank

Behold, the face of a man who has been solidly stonewalled by a hell of an irritable 'troll' prank. She certainly didn't fail to get a rise out of him, if that's what she was going for. Who knows. The minimal brain activity present here is inescapable. Here's a swell idea: don't 'permanently stigmatize' yourself for the sake of a shit-coated prank. 

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Tagged: wtf , trolling , tattoos , pranks

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Compilation of Sexy TV News Bloopers Might Actually Make You Want To Watch TV More Often

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Tagged: news , FAIL , weather , Bloopers

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20 Hilarious Stories From Twitter to Start Off Your Saturday Just Right

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Jimmy Fallon and Alec Baldwin Have a Donald Trump Impression-Off, Cause This is the World We Live In Now

What I'm seeing here is a strong, glaring symptom of Alec Baldwin's growing inability to break character: you can only play the cheeto puff-dusted, tangerine-coated, red-faced-angry-hockey-dad, golden-haired swine so many times before you lose yourself in the infinite abyss of the very man's tweet-riddled mind.

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People Are Doing Stupid Stuff With Condoms, and, Frankly, We're Above It... Just Kidding! Here They Are!

We're a real classy organization here at Fail Blog. We wear tuxedos, monocles, top hats, etc. I drink a martini, for crying out loud. So if you think we're going to post a bunch of tweets or people playing with condoms, you've got another thing coming. 

Just kidding! Had you going for a minute there. Enjoy the condom stuff! 

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Caught on Camera! Pot Sasquatch: Truth or Myth?

Urban legends don't get much higher than this. 

In the middle of this week's east coast blizzard, a Western Massachusetts meteorologist was doing a live report, when a some... thing walked across the background.

Pot Sasquatch.



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But is this real or a hoax? Who is Pot Saasquatch? What does he or she want? Are we just imagining this? You be the judge. 

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Tagged: pot , sasquatch , weed

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Fox News Runs Questionable Headline, Ignites Blind Rage From Feminists Everywhere

Fox News just can't win lately. Is Walter White back in the market, and are they smoking that Blue Crystal with Jesse Pinkman somewhere along Skid Row before clocking on for the day, or what? They're consistently failing left and right. If their goal is to alienate huge majorities of their audience, then hell, the ratings just came in, and Fox News, lemme be the first to say -- you're killing it.

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15 Students and Teachers Share the Wildest Sex Related Stuff They've Witnessed At School

Class is in session, please turn to page four, annnd I need a cold shower. This is the kind of educational material that really grips you by the manhood, pulls you in, and awakens a hunger to well, learn more. Am I right? Or the wrong head's doing all the thinking here.

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