Saturday, May 28, 2022

40+ Confusing Perspectives and Ridiculous Failures of Circumstance


Have you ever seen something that made you do a neck-snapping double-take? Whatever it was that you caught a glimpse of at precisely the wrong time it just wasn't where or what it should have been. 

These images are exactly those sorts of things. The sheer dumb luck of possibility and circumstance has brought these two things together and created a combination that should have never been. 

One thing is for certain; You should always be extremely careful of the sign-writing you place over a gas tank or on the side of a vehicle with a sliding door. These mistakes result in real-life situations that play out like a bit that's straight out of Top Gear.

This dump of surprisingly suggestive and often immature fail images was originally posted as a "dump" to Imgur by user Imadethisaccounttopost.

What's your favorite image in this dump? Be sure to let us know in the comments. 

Parking Karen Says She Owns Sidewalk, Fails When She Has To Explain Her Reasoning To Police


Most of us are only acquainted with the wild Karen of North America when in fact there are other varieties all over this great world. But as settings change, Karen never does. Especially when it comes to property disputes and what she believes is proper when it comes to parking. Karen here didn't like it when people parked in front of her house, so she was hellbent on making everyone's life difficult about it. Her claims of sidewalk ownership were called into question when an actual police officer came to investigate.

Of course, Karen's dubious sidewalk claims held no water, and she was left with her second favorite thing to do: impotently scowling at people. What an all-around pleasant person to have to be.

For another fine tale of the wild Karen, here's the infuriated dock Karen who got upset she couldn't rent a stranger's boat and ended up getting covered in burrito.

Controlling Fiancé Demands Woman Make Her Own Coffee to His Preference, She Returns a Year Later to Tell of the Fallout


We'll start this one off by saying that there's no problem with being particular about one's cup of coffee. But, according to the age-old rule of "staying in your lane," you must also let other people have theirs how they like it. It's not up to you to determine what makes someone else happy; even if you feel exceptionally knowledgeable on that subject, you're just going to be a know-it-all douchebag. 

This update was posted to r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) by u/Minaowl, who shared the story of their fiancé's reaction to the way they drank their coffee a little over a year ago. They have now returned to give readers an update on the events that transpired following their post. 

Was this a good outcome?

Screenshots of both threads are attached below the original thread, and reactions start on item #1, with the update starting on item #7.

Entitled Mom Steals iPad, Caught When It Starts Dinging In Her Purse


It's legitimately astounding, the things people will say when they're caught in a lie. Watch a guy walk off with your sexy garden gnomes and he'll be all "well if you didn't want someone to take them, you shouldn't have left them outside." And you're like, "but it's my yard dude, get back here. That's my erotic lawn art" and he'll invariably say "I don't even want these your sexy flamingos were way hotter" and you're like "so that's what happened to those" and then he shouts "I mean my sexy flamingos" and then you're like "bro, those were real flamingos."

The point being, someone who's actively stealing something of yours before your very eyes will tap dance through every logical hoop they can as an excuse just to make off with your crap. It could be that they feel guilty, but it's probably just that the words don't matter, and that they're begging you to play a game of chicken, betting that you'll decide that "Busty Rusty, the swollen-panted garden gnome" isn't something you're willing to throw hands over.

Bride Has One Wedding Request, Husband Can't Follow It or Keep His Promise


This bride may have cake on her face, but her newly-wed husband has egg on his. 

His bride had done all of the planning for their big day down to the last detail, which she was happy to do, but she had only one request for her fiancé at their wedding: No cake-face smashing. 

This idiot couldn't even get that one thing straight and managed to completely make a mash of things on their big day. Now, the honeymoon is barely even over and this bride is furious. Her husband thinks that she is "being dramatic" and keeps telling her that "it's not a big deal."

She has posted her story to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) subreddit in order to get readers' opinions as to whether or not she is in the wrong for being so frustrated about her husband's actions. Or is he in the wrong for refusing to listen to her request?

Let us know in the comments!

Scroll on for screenshots of the thread and responses below. 

Thumbnail Images: Aneta Voborilova

Sinful Comedy: Girlfriend Loves to Prank Partially Blind Boyfriend by Sneaking Up on His Blind Side and Scaring the Heck Out of Him


This somehow really falls into both the dark humor category and relationship goals.