Someone on AskReddit asked for chefs to share the red flags that customers should keep a critical eye out for, while eating out. The following insights serve as a guide for how to avoid a potentially high risk, food poisoning situation. Gotta watch out for those dirty soda dispenser nozzles, man.
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Tumblr can get down into some wild rabbit holes, like what Disney does with its dirty pictures and what day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was. So here we have a simple question of how many wafers and wine you'd have to consume in order to, as a child says, "eat a whole Jesus." Gotta love an inquisitive mind.
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If you thought a regular day was hard, lets reel that back with a few images of people and stuff in weirdly bad and not normal circumstances. Some days life is just aching togive people a bad time. All we can do in those unfortunate moments is understand that they don't happen all the time.
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Petty revenges bring people a terribly large amount of satisfaction. It just feels too right giving in to that burning impulse to go out of your way to get back at the person who did you wrong. These particular cases of petty revenge are the living, breathing, definition of petty. Buckle up.
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This scammer decided they'd try and play "soldier" to get in the good graces of a person they matched with on Grindr. I'd be genuinely impressed if someone actually fell for this.
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Kids are stupid people. We're not saying children's stupidity is their fault. Their brains just don't work too good. We've seen it in ourselves when we we kids, and we see it in them every day. They give us a lot of evidence and moments of failure that articulate exactly how poorly a young mind works. They learn though. Well, most of them anyway.
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It's compelling and somewhat flattering to think of Earth as the most dangerous place in the galaxy, with humans being the only ones crazy enough to tame it. This thought brings fun ideas such as the idea of humans as super resilient space orcs, or the idea that aliens trying to invade Earth could be stopped by local wildlife. It's informative, fun, and somewhat self indulgent.
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You know, bone apple tea, when the food's amazing and it's french or something. We love nothing more than when people's well-intentioned attempts to advertise and spell something correctly comes up short. It's the effort that counts, and these are nothing short of beautiful efforts.
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Sometimes people clap back with the kind of comeback that just silences the room. With stupidity and lies and general BS running rampant across the web, it's nice to see some people still busy honoring the art of a finely crafted comeback. It's our favorite kind of witty savagery.
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Your typical sign might have some directive information, and maybe a small diagram or two. These spooky signs went above and beyond, be it their detailed depiction of how bad a threat is, the sad peculiarity of said threat, or just the spookiness of their vague ominousness. There are a lot of signs out there that are scarier than they had to be.
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School and colleges can have some pretty draconian rules when it comes to mandatory attendance for testing. This can lead to some tense situations, and pretty interesting stories like this guy who had to show up looking scary sick to a test. In this case it was the teacher themselves who battled with the system.
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When people ask to get roasted, they're baring themselves and their appearance to the whirling cogs of internet bitterness. People know that no punches will be pulled in order to achieve a sweet burn. The internet is a system built perfectly for facilitating sweet clapbacks, slams and times for people to meet ruination by words.
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The human body is an amazing thing. It can heal itself, think really good, and it's one of the most persistent biological machines out there. Seriously, we run down our prey not with speed but with sheer willpower. That said, there are some definite design flaws in the human body that have caused a lot of us some major problems. The fact that one trip can send you to the hospital, or that choking is a thing. Anyway, here are some flaws people pointed out, as well as some possible improvements.
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This guy ended up finding himself in the middle of quite the painful feels trip when him and his date watched a movie that brought back a memory of watching it with his ex! Yikes. Sounds like someone needs a bit more time to heal before he gets back out there.
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These guys pushed this guy that insisted on taking flight simulator way too seriously to his limit! Beautiful work, guys.
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