Insane Woman Lies, Leaves 5 Year Old Stepson Alone, Blames Her Sister For Not Coming Over to Watch Him

What is this terrible stepmother up to every Monday that is so important but that her husband can know nothing about? She'd better be hand-carving him a canoe at a woodworking shop or something. 

Commenters seem to think that it's far more likely that she is cheating or doing something else nefarious along those lines but I'm going to stick with my optimistic canoe theory. There's already far too much cynicism in the world.

I really hope that her husband enjoys his canoe. Shame on her sister for refusing to help out and ruining the surprise. 

Kudos to this sister for standing up for herself when confronted by her insane family. Same vibes as the girl who refused to watch her entitled younger brother.

Car Memes To Look At While Driving

We can't advocate driving while on your phone, but also if that's something you decide to do on your own, we can't do anything about it. So for the purposes of this situation, we meant that figuratively. Many of us spend a few hours a day in our cars and wish we didn't have to. That said, many of us have cars that are nicer than our homes themselves, so the prospect of sitting in a comfortable chair while going fast and listening to music isn't so bad. Here are some dumb drivers who deserve ample ridicule.

Internet Infuriated After Guy is Handed Slip Detailing 0% Raise

This poor sap is set up for a fantastic 2022 after receiving this generous raise from his company. He should just count himself lucky that there wasn't a negative in front of the number on the slip. 

The internet is understandably outraged about the sheer absurdity of the fact that his company even bothered to print the slip off at all. It's as if they were just trying to rub his nose in the fact that he was going to face another year of his salary falling behind inflation.

For more outrageous work stories check out this surgeon who left an insane list of rules for the employees of his private medical practice. 

Glasses Memes For The Four Eyed Wonders Amongst Us

Speaking as a four-eyed wonder myself, I can say with 100% certainty that glasses are the best invention since peanut butter and jelly. And how's about a little humor for the clear seeing, fashion statement-making, foggy sight under mask seeing, glasses wearers amongst us. Huh? How about that? Well, search no further, we know that simple directions are best when looking at a phone screen through foggy lenses. Scroll just a little further to embark on a quest led by sight and laugh your way through these clear-sighted glasses memes for the four-eyed wonders amongst us. 

Teacher's No Hats Policy Meets Match In Recent Car Crash Survivor

It's interesting how quickly priorities can shift. In one moment everyone's all up in arms about hat wearing, and the next moment the teacher is yelling at you to spare everyone the pulsing, leaking nightmare of your Jason Vorhees-like scalp. All we're asking for is a little consistency, but that's a separate tragedy. Here are some other dumb rules schools enforced.

Tinderella Refuses to Continue Dating Guy Because He Works With Other Women, Says She's "Old School"

When u/artsexdeath got dumped by his budding Tinder date, this was not the reason he was expecting. u/artsexdeath said in the comments that they had been engaging in normal conversation, both texting and on the phone. Things had seemed to be going well when she dumped this on him "out of the blue". 

Sounds like this girl has some serious insecurity issues going on here and probably some internalized misogyny. Telling someone that working around women is "unhealthy" is just bizarre and feels like something totally anachronistic, like out of the 50s.

"Say thar Jimbo. Don' cha think that you're spending just a little too much time with women? Don' cha know that if you spend too much time with women their estrogen leaks out and absorbs into your skin! You WOULDN'T want that would you?" - 50s TV Commercial or Something

Couple Seeks Advice On Dog Custody Debacle After Recent Break Up: Reddit Thread

Breakups happen all the time, they're unfortunately just a natural part of life. When there are kids involved, things can get real ugly real fast. Custody battles ain't pretty, so we applaud this reasonable couple for at least putting their differences aside trying to come up with the best solution for the child in question. Oh, and the child is a dog. 

You would think that determining custody of dogs would be easy than children, but this couple is having an incredibly difficult time making a decision. Like many reasonable people, they turned to Reddit for some advice. Reddit users from near and far poured into the comments section to offer their own two cents and try to give the original posting couple some guidance. Everyone's on the same page though and only wants what's best for the doggo.