Thursday, April 25, 2019

An Informative Tumblr Post Calls Out Vegans For Not Eating Honey


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Vegans NEED to read this one. It might be un-bee-lievable for some vegans, but it sounds like honey is where it's at. 

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Tagged: insects , vegans , tumblr , bees , food

18 Hilariously Vicious Slams That Blasted People Out Of Their Socks


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No one is safe out there, especially when they say something dumb. So keep your nose as clean as possible or you could be on the receiving end of a pride-killing jab that sends your soul flying out of your body. If you wanna see more slams, check these out. 

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21 Men Explain Why They Have Anime Girls As Their Profile Pictures


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At least they're being honest. That being said, the reasoning that goes into any dude's choice to have an anime girl as his profile picture online, is surprisingly strategic, or wholesome, or something else entirely.

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Phil Mickelson Hilariously Cutting Off Tiger Woods' First Tee Introduction


Gotta love Phil! Word is that she's still there to this day, reading off all of Tiger Woods' victories. 

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19 Obvious Plant Products That Made Us Guffaw with Mirth


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Obvious Plant produces tons of parody products like toys, costumes and snacks. So reap the rewards of their fantastical weirdness and tremendous sentence fragments! Here are a few more Obvious Plant products that planted laughter in our lives.

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26 No-Context Images of Strangeness to Give Your Day Some "Thanks, I Hate It"


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We're happy that the internet manages to churn out situations that have no good explanation. So let your imagination wander through these funny, strange, and sometimes awful images of pure weird. If you want some more sinister cursed images, then check out some more awful weirdness here.

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Guy Trying To Take ATM Home Is All Of Us Giving Up On Our Bank Statements


So this is amazing. 

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Tagged: ATM , FAIL , crime , ridiculous , funny , Video

Traveler's Experience With Facial Recognition Is Both Unsurprising And Deeply Terrifying


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Read those contracts people! The consent is there (hopefully) whether you realize it or not. This traveler's Twitter thread about the state of facial recognition software is both unsurprising and deeply terrifying. What a time to be alive.

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A Woman's Touching Story About Losing Her Engagement Ring Is A Marriage Metaphor


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All hope for humanity is not lost after all. Sit back and enjoy this Twitter story about perfect strangers actually banding together to get something good done! This sounds like something straight out of a movie! 

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23 Times People Got Hilariously Duped by Their Purchases


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If you find some nice boots on amazon for 3 dollars, you should half expect to get a picture of boots mailed to your house. This stuff is either ridiculously small, a completely shoddy version of what was advertised, or just something totally different entirely. For some more amazon shenanigans, here are some fantastically funny and creative reviews.

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Irish Restaurant Owner Absolutely Squashes Fake Bad Review


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If you're going to take the time to leave a bad and FAKE review, you'd better be ready to deal with the full fury of the truth. This Irish restaurant owner was ready to give it to a choosing beggar and their fake review, with a brutal onslaught of well-warranted words. If you're in the mood for more of fake reviews getting called out, check out the recent time an Escape Room customer tried to lie and got cornered by the truth here.

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10 Senseless Times Florida Man Was A Vomit Stain On Humanity


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Say what you want, but the truth is that Florida really is in a league of its own. We've got people out there vaping bodily fluids, training alligators, and taking a pancake snack break in the middle of the road. That last one's alright though. Sometimes you just need some pancakes, bro. If you're looking for more Florida Man content in your life, check out the epic Florida Man Challenge over here. It might be just what your life needed. 

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Guy Hacks a Scammer Til He Goes Ape-Sh*t


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The unfortunate thing about most scammer trolling stories is that even though the scammer might waste some time or look like an idiot, they're never really punished for their malicious behavior. This time around, the scammer gets the tables turned on him and actually loses something out of the deal. Oh, the call is recorded too. The real action happens near the end of the recording.

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Dutch Police Get A Surprising Siren Upgrade


Just when you think it's your typical irritating siren, hilarity strikes! 

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PornHub Jumps In On Elon Musk's Exciting Leafblower Twitter Thread


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Elon Musk is once again ready to change the world forever. This time we're looking at leafblowers. Can you imagine a quieter, peaceful place freed from the agonizing roars of leafblowers starting up in the morning? Sounds like a well-rested world, not grinding their teeth before they get out of bed in the morning. I would like to live in this world. Please Elon Musk, make it happen. And if you're in the mood for more Twitter gold from Elon Musk, we recommend you check out his recent viral thread on being an absolute unit here.

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24 Parents Reveal Their Toddlers' Biggest Illogical Temper Tantrums


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It would be great to have one of these little illogical temper tantrums when the world just gets to be a big old overwhelming mess. These are all kinds of adorable.

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24 Strange Struggling Toilets That Are Having A Worse Day Than You


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So yeah, I don't have to go anymore. These toilets are absolutely having a worse and weirder day than you. Just imagine trying to use one of them. There's a thought...

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25 Times Tinder Went Full Weird And Pun Crazy


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Stay safe out Tinderers. You never know who could be lurking behind that next right swipe. It could be an irreverent word-vomiting monster with the punny maturity of a bored child. These particular Tinder moments did not fail to deliver on the laughs. If you're looking for more Tinder gems, check out this list of funny, sad, and just dumb moments from the app. 

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Low Cost "The Matrix" is Budget Special Effects Gold


These guys made a side-by-side video of the most memorable parts of the sci-fi/action classic along with their low cost version and the results are magnificent. This budget Matrix reminds us of another one of our favorites, Low Cost Cosplay. Oh man, those spoon glasses. So good.

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