Saturday, July 11, 2020

Choosy Beggars And Other Greedy Creatures


These choosing beggars and their wildly irrational demands just keep coming out of the woodwork. There's no possible way to peacefully negotiate with people that insist on spending zero money, when a fixed price has already been clearly listed. 

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Text - Replying to @Wendys and @McDonalds What it take for a lifetime supply of spicy nuggs 2722 1,525 Wendy's O @Wendys 1d keep buying spicy nuggs for the rest of your life Q 34 27211 10.8K

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Font - $2 Is NOT A TIP $5 Is NOT A TIP O Like Comment Share Anything i give you outside this mf bll is the tip.

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Text - Larry Tacoma, WA ***** (14) $2,200 13 min ago 900 in cash l'll come by right now. Just Now Come here with 900 and l'll beat the fuck out of you

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Text - venmo sent you a request for $20.00 - "I bought you drinks and we didn't hookup" Apr 07, 2018

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Blue - 9/20/2018 djomla32 Bro 9:24 AM djomla32 I used to have your acount for almost a year and a half. And i realy liked your games So Can you be nice and share your password with me? Pls I know it is awkard 9:28 AM NEW Enter Message pice Message OPTIONS Options Menu Mi

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Text - 4:27 1 Marketplace $35 - Kids Trampoline Mark as Sold More Options Extremely needed! Family in need. We lost almost everything do to a fire. I have two toddlers and we don't have much money NO transportation. Would you possibly donate this to my family if not what would your Bottom Dollar be? Please if you could possibly drop it off in west Ames?

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Text - Hey wiiere did you pul my headphones after you used them? I can't find them I have them Oh? Can you bring them or I come get them? Why? You said I could have them What??? When? When I slept over. You told me you had some for me when I asked Yeah , for you to borrow that night. not for you to keep Oh well I'm still using them I don't have any. Can I just keep them? No, those were a Christmas gift and my only wireless head phones It's not like they're air pods or anything just get a new pai

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Font - @LILNOSLEEPY you know he's broke when he buys you water DM DANK MEMEOLOGY jøjo O @cloutboyjojo you know you're broke when you depend on someone else to pay for your meal

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Text - i @decentbirthday Are you still selling the 30 inch TV No, sorry. I sold it a few days ago @decentbirthday How about $200 I already sold it. Sorry $250 I literally do not have it Then don't waste my time

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Text - From Notifications •.. o mins • A Soo.. y'all.. times have changed since I was a kid... A family, 4 kids came up in the stairwells trick or treating.. no big deal.. Unfortunately we gave all our candy out already...their parents asked us to give them money... 5 euro a kid, because they were disappointed... What the hell? Rude ass people around here. 11 18 Comments • Seen by +64 75 Like Comment

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Text - Ummmmm idk Cus has an opening in her group and I might just join hers because she has a really good idea We're halfway through the project. You've done NOTHING And you're thinking of switching groups? Wow I want a good grade so Today 18:56 Wtf What the fuck did you unshare the doc and delete my name Yes. And because you 1. Never did your project 2. Didn't present. Delivered The fuck. I wanted to see which group I get a better grade in fuck you

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Text - ★★★★ They told me the rent was 900 but when I offered 800 dollars they persisted on telling me that was 900!!!

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Facial hair - Jonathan 31 Looking for my lovely ever after MUST: Be blonde or brunette. Be fit and toned, go to the gym > 4 times weekly. Be no more than 5' 11 and no less than 5'4 in height. Be available at all times. Give good head. Be able to cook and clean.Devote as much of your time to me as possible.Have a steady income >$70,000pa.Have own apartment that I can crash at occasionally. If you fit these criteria, swipe right, I will not settle for anything less. Also, not Intrested in BBW(s) a

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Amphibian - Today 3:38 AM 2300 Don't have 2300, any lower? Ok if you pay today, $2000 Delivered I've got $1000 and a baby crocodile

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Text - Love it but... Nov 26 ***** by come on let me or 1 star I love this song but I can't listen to it I don't want to pay so pls don't make me pay or l'll give ac1 star!

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Text - La •.. 20 mins · Searching for an photographer for my wedding here are my requirements •must be willing to job for free • must have at least 8 years of experience • must be at the wedding all the time no breaks • bring your own food and drinks O Like Comment Be the first to like this

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Text - Free Arm Chair jim Free there's another guy offering a armchair AND a coffee table for free on here. Do you have anything you could "sweeten the pot" with to make it worth my while??? thnx -jim 21m I can knock half off the asking price. just now

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Food Shop Ghosts Employee, Employee Steals Their Workforce


Oh boy, this food shop vastly underestimated how far an employee would go to carry out a successful, brutal pro revenge. They should've just done the right thing off the bat, but instead they opted for the shady ghosting move. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/CamoUnderwear • ly I thought "ghosting" was for Tinder dates, not employees. Mobile user, formatting, etc etc TL;DR at the end So l've been working for a food shop for about 3 years now. The place is an absolute hellhole. This past year, we've had 7 general managers, and double that for the amount of associate employees to roll through. The turnover rate is ridiculous. That being said, I am the only employee to know how to do everything at that store because l've bee

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Text - I went home about a month and a half ago for fall break (I'm a college student whose hometown is out-of- state). I told the new manager, Josh, who started a week before I left, the date that I would be back (our fall break is Wednesday-Friday and then the weekend). During the break, I was kicked out of our groupchat and I also noticed our employee app (Jolt, if anyone cares) was saying that I wasn't registered to a company anymore. So, I texted our general manager. No answer. Then I text

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Text - I thought about going to the store and trashing it (the idiot didn't collect my keys to the store, and I know they wouldn't have changed the alarm code) but I didn't want to be legally accountable. So I got a new job, had to take a slight pay cut. But I worked my way up fast and became a shift manager again, and now l'm a department manager (now working at a local grocer). The revenge? I've hired the entire staff from my old job. Being that I know how lazy Josh was, he wouldn't have learn

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Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game


Sorry everyone. "The Game" is something many of us played and only succeeded in losing, and now it's time to once again take up that heavy mantle of failure. When one Tumblr user asked what the hell all this game losing was about, another was compelled to explain the burden so many of us live with the this day. For more Tumblr, here are various Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

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Text - rainnecassidy If you're old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game. raggedyanndy

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Text - proncus I have no idea what's going on here witchaj Back in the early aughts, when many mil- lenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules of The Game are as follows: Everyone is always playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you

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Text - are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, "I just lost The Game!" thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game's popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or m

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Text - thrived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeling of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep from losing

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Text - of real time auditory feedback when causing others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday when we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game. Source: rainnecassidy #lol #gosh i remember this #but also #noo0o

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Girlfriend Recaps Empire Strikes Back From Memory


She needs to do more of these recaps. This was thoroughly enjoyable. 

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Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga


Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

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Dish - MERIDIEN STANBUL ETILER

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Text - nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those the white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza!" And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why

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Text - continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten "fun pizza" and whole burgers dejected from th

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Twitter Thread: Stranger Than Fiction History Behind Roman Ring


This fun and educational Twitter thread from @OptimoPrincip takes a look at the mysterious history behind an enigmatic Roman ring. As it turns out this ring very well could have inspired J.R.R. Tolkien's own ideas behind the infamous Lord of the Rings trilogy. 

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Text - Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi 1) A stranger than fiction Roman ring mystery thread: this enigmatic Roman gold ring was found in a ploughed field near Silchester in 1785. The square bezel has a portrait of the pagan goddess Venus, inscribed backwards SUNEV for use as a signet ring by the owner. Curiously...

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Trophy - Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi · 4h Replying to @OptimoPrincipi 2) ...around the ten-sided ring is crudely inscribed the identity of a later Christian owner, "Senicianus" who it proclaims with spelling errors "lives in god" (vivas in deo). A ring passing from pagan to Christian hands - certainly possible in the 4th century - but remarkably.. VIPIE

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Text - Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi · 4h 3)... at a temple to the mysterious British god "Nodens" 80 miles away in Lydney, Gloucestershire, a lead curse tablet (defixio) was later discovered. On the tablet a man named "Silvianus" complains that his gold ring was stolen and he suspects "Senicianus" was the culprit! ... DE'VO NODENTI ŠIUIANVS ANILVM LERDEDIT DE MEDIAMPARTEM DONAVITNODENTI LNTERQVIBVS NOMEN SENICIANINOL!S DETMITTASSANITA TEMDONIC LERFEL VSQVITEMPL DENTIS

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Ring - Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi · 4h 4) Silvianus deposited the curse tablet and donated at the temple half the value of his lost ring, in the hope that the gods would "permit no good health to Senicianus." In 1929 the archaeologist Mortimer Wheeler would make a connection between this curse and the gold ring...

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Text - Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi · 4h 5) Wheeler consulted a certain young J.R.R. Tolkien, Professor of Anglo-Saxon at Oxford University, to work on the etymology of the curious deity Nodens and explore the possible connections with the enigmatic Roman gold ring...

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Text - Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi - 4h 6) Soon afterwards Tolkien would begin creating his legendarium of Middle-earth with both "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings" revolving around the magical, golden and often-stolen One Ring that grants the wearer invisibility. Had Tolkien been inspired by the Silvianus ring?

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Ring - Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi · 4h 7) We might fancifully conclude then that in the mid 4th century AD, Silvianus - a late-Roman man still clinging on to the old pagan gods, had his beloved Venus ring stolen from him by a Christian that he knew named Senicianus. The pious thief then rededicated the pagan ring... IN1S

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Ring - Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi · 4h 8) ...with his own ironic inscription, saying he "lives in God". The bitter Silvianus then travelled to an ancient pagan temple to deposit a curse on the Christian thief. We know the ring was subsequently lost but are left to imagine if fate ever caught up with Senicianus...

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Yellow - Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi · 3h 9) Two millienia later, both the ring and the curse on its thief are both discovered 80 miles apart. Wheeler and Tolkien, titans in their fields, analyse the mysterious artefacts and just maybe, the gold ring goes on to inspire one of the greatest works of fantasy literature. END 9 17 27 41 661 Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi · 2h For those interested in seeing these ancient artefacts... The Silvianus Ring is displayed at @TheVyneNT, Hampshire. The curse

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British Cop Measuring Road Gets Roasted To Oblivion


Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

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Vehicle door - Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along the road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects it and explains that as it is under 50mm no action needs to be taken at this time #cwaclive

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Text - Cheshire West O @Go_CheshireWest · Mar 7 Thanks for getting involved and commenting. We will take all your comments and questions and pass them on to the Highways team. Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest · Mar 7 So far this financial year we have spent over £1 million on pothole repairs. We have recently been awarded £445,141 of extra funding from the Department of Transport's Pothole Action Fund #cwaclive 27 3

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Text - Cheshire West Following @Go_CheshireWest Replying to @dodgyd Hi, it might not be clear from the photo but the spirit level is resting on the road surface, this was amongst a chain of shallow defects all less than 50mm

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Text - Alistair Carruthers @Alistair_C 1d Replying to @Go_CheshireWest He's not even measuring from the road level, his plank isn't long enough because the pot hole is so big. O00 Cheshire West @Go_CheshireW... 1d Replying to @Alistair_C Hi, it might not be clear from the photo but the spirit level is resting on the road surface, this was amongst a chain of shallow defects all less than 50mm 000 Alistair Carruthers @Alistair_C Replying to @Go_CheshireWest 1d It definitely looks like it's below t

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Text - FAB Pothole @FabChester Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren.. Darren.. DAARRREN.. get back up here... call the office and tell them to bring our biggest spirit level ! #darrenfail

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Adaptation - Fuzzy Duck @BoatingFuzzy Follow Replying to @Go_CheshireWest And in this photo we see Brian and his level, on his way down to prove Gaping Gill is only 43mm deep.

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Text - Mark Hawthorne @MarkyHawthorne · 44m Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Are Cheshire West or Darren deleting tweets that disagree with them?. 27 1 1

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Technology - Ruth @Ruth6907 For the comments alone.. #darrenfail 23h @ShitChester Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along the road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects it and explains that as it is under 50mm no action needs to be taken at this time #cwaclive 700 FAB Pothole @FabChester 23h Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren you've got to be fuckin kidding me mate.

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Text - George Land @george_a_land Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Honestly what an own goal. I'm crying with laughter that you think that's an appropriate response. Just fix the hole!!

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Text - Lee Shuttleworth @Shutty72 Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren needs to put his specs on! The spirit level isn't sat on the road surface correctly!! Cheshire's roads are a disgrace and dangerous especially to cyclists.

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Text - Sam Levey @Pedal_Medal 12h Replying to @MiddleRinger I am a big fan of the outright lies they're spreading @Go_CheshireWest Cheshire West e @Go_CheshireWest Replying to @bandit12blue Hi, it might not be clear from the photo but the spirit level is resting on the road surface, this was amongst a chain of shallow defects all less than 50mm 10:53 am - 07 Mar 18 1 Retweet 2 Likes 000

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Geological phenomenon - Ryan Mcinerney @RKMcinerney Replying to @Go_CheshireWest DARREN 'S SPIRIT LEVEL SAYS ITS FINE

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Motor vehicle - Emily Martin @EmsVelo Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Has Darren tried putting his glasses on and measuring to the other edge?

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Text - Gareth Jones A.C.C @MFTNHSCoder_GJ Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren's mate is going giving him a hand measuring up 4GIFScom GIF

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Wall - JamesW @jwrw Replying to @Go_CheshireWest @bandit12blue Seems legit.

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Motor vehicle - Andy @Bluecrossbar Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Darren measured this one earlier

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Product - Kieron Redmond @KieronRedmond Replying to @Go_CheshireWest How deep do you think my bath is, Darren?

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Text - Jonny C @buejcoll Replying to @Go_CheshireWest This has turned out to be a truly embarrassing tweet for @Go_CheshireWest. Please just delete it for your own good before this goes viral thanks to @Chris_Boardman. It's clear you have no respect for cyclists. @NevilleSouthall @carltonkirby please continue to shame this council.

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Asphalt - Brian Woods @digitalfailure Replying to @Go_CheshireWest Here's one Darren deemed ok earlier

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Text - James Bilham @jbillers Replying to @Go_CheshireWest How can anybody look at that and think it doesn't need repairing! That is quite possibly lethal for a cyclist. Not to Mention the damage it could easy cause to a vehicle. Or somebody swerving to avoid it. Rather than finding reasons to not do a job, just fill it.

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