Poor guy was just trying to send off the obligatory gentlemanly 'had a good time' text; and he ends up unmasking one ferociously crazy chick. Fair to say he really dodged a bullet on this one.
Submitted by:
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Afternoon Awesome: 30 Memes for the Afternoon Grind
Keep the afternoon rolling with some more memes.
Submitted by:
20 Times WeRateDads Was On The Money With Brutally Honest Reviews
WeRateDads is one of my favorite humorous things to happen to Twitter in a very long time. They managed to savagely capture the funny quirks and oddities of some of the internet's more ridiculous dads.
Submitted by:
Scott Van Pelt Savagely Asks Tiger Woods About Receding Hairline, Tiger Proceeds To Verbally Shit On Himself
ESPN's Scott Van Pelt surpassed all natural conversational / interview boundaries when he cut right through the bullshit and fearlessly asked Tiger Woods about his receding hairline. Woods, seemingly caught completely off guard by the blindside; or just with zero fucks to give, proceeded to shit all over himself. On live TV...
Submitted by:
Girl's Phone Dies, Crazy Boyfriend Proceeds to Have Full-Fledged Emotionally Trainrekt Mental Breakdown
What this dude needed on this particularly irrational, blind drunk of a post-clubbing text rant was two Gatorades and at least 10 hours of sleep to process the booze and whatever else might've been in his system. The judgment was nonexistent, and after he went seven kinds of crazy on his girlfriend, we witness the rapid expiration of an otherwise 'allegedly' normal relationship. I'm just sitting here, scratching my head, convinced that he had to have shown some other signs before this blowup.
Submitted by:
New Video Shows How Mexican Journalist Pulled Off Tom Brady Super Bowl Jersey Theft
The stones on this guy. Yeezus christ. And that moment when he locks steely eyes with one of the cameras? Probably his ultimate undoing.
Submitted by:
Michigan College Dude Creates Amazing Dating-Tailored Resume, Becomes Instant Legend With Ladies Everywhere
Joey Adams, a 21-year-old junior at Michigan State University is a young lad with wisdom well beyond his years. Talk about successfully combining a commitment to academic excellence with well, getting potential dates to swoon and fall head over heels for awesome organization skillz.
Submitted by:
47 Ridiculously Shameless Tinder Moments That Stepped on Typical Small Talk Ceremony
Yet again the wildly thirsty denizens of that crazy little thing called Tinder are here to remind us, the climate of modern day dating is dense with outlandishly thirsty, if not occasionally witty souls. These conversation moments in particular stuck out as memorable, and it shouldn't be any question as to why.
Submitted by:
Whoopsiedoodles: Soccer Player Anas Mohammed Would Like to Thank "His Wife," "His Girlfriend," and Wait, Scratch That Last One
If you're ever giving a public thank you, make it easy on yourself and thank two people: God and your mother.
Otherwise, you can end up like Anas Mohammed, a Ghanaian pro soccer player, and thank one too many. After winning "Man of the Match" in a game last week, Anas said the following in a post-game interview:
"Thank you for this, I appreciate my fans. My wife and girlfriend...I mean my wife, sorry to say."
"My wife, sorry to say" is, handsdown, the funniest way to introduce your wife. But even better than that is his follow up.
But he didn't stop there. After blowing that right out of the water, Anas double -downed on the weirdness of this interview by saying, ""My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That's what I was talking about. I don't have a girlfriend."
Anas! Stop. Giving. Interviews.
I know that you really want to thank your sidepiece, but you also don't have to cover it up by saying you were talking about your daughter. It's not a good look.
Submitted by: (via SuperSport)
This Coffee Shop Enforces a Strict Bikini-Only Dress Code Policy For Its Baristas
Bikini Beans Espresso over in Kent, Washington just made a whole lot of thirsty young dudes blood rush to funny places. I don't know about you guys, but I'm half a human -- if that -- before the first cup of Joe. Factor in the fact that not only are customers at this store getting served the mandatory, daily fixin' of black gold-lifeblood; but they're getting it with some solid, scantily-clothed eye-candy. Shitness, dreams do come true. Can't imagine the coffee's cheap though.
Submitted by:
Bratty Teenage Son Calls Dad a Cunt, And He Responds With Hilarious Sarcasm
This ungrateful and highly disrespectful teen got a well deserved serving of sass, criticism, and tough loving kind of parenting. Clearly, he went to bat against the wrong dad. Big ups to dad for his ability to incorporate some solid memes in his Grade A response as well!
Submitted by:
The Daily FAIL: Take Tuesday in a New Direction
Get that Tuesday going in the right direction with these 30 memes.
Submitted by:
This 13-Year-Old Destorying AC/DC's Thunderstruck on Acoustic Guitar Should Make Us All Ashamed for Even Looking at a Guitar
There is nothing in the world cooler than electric guitars. Maybe french fries, but that's a huge maybe.
But how are we supposed to deal when a 13-year-old plays one of the most iconic electric guitar solos on an acoustic guitars and makes it even better. Like look at this kid:
Come on, dude.Behold! 13-year-old Chinese boy with mind blowing guitar skills attracts huge attention online http://pic.twitter.com/3QVmReUoiO
— People's Daily,China (@PDChina) March 20, 2017
Liu Jazhuo, a 13-year-old boy from the Gansu province in China, has been playing guitar since he was seven and is currently demolishing Angus Young's signature solo on Twitter. It's enough to make me look at my Univox Hi-Flyer, shrug, and say, "What's the point?"
Submitted by: (via Wikimedia)
Dude Makes Special Request About Who Delivers His Pizza from Domino's and Domino's Is Happy to Oblige
Ordering pizza is a sacred art. You have to choose carefully your toppings, sides, and driver.
A local hero named Ford ordered (Forderd?) from Domino's the other day, but made a special request for his pizza. Ford demanded that his pizza be delivered by the "baddest bitch." And that's when things went from cheese to extra cheese. This is so cool.
Submitted by:
It's Steph Curry vs. Pretty Much All The OKC Thunder In Half-Court Shoving Match
Last night's Warriors-Thunder game was fun for Steph Curry.
First, he dunked, which, as you know, just the coolest.
But then things took a turn for whatever reason, and Steph Curry got in a shoving match with Semaj Christon.Steph Curry with the slam dunk 😳 http://pic.twitter.com/LNrKFjurFm
— NBA 🏀 (@BallersMatchUp) March 21, 2017
👀 http://pic.twitter.com/Xy9nxBL4ae
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) March 21, 2017
Basketball is fun!Hold me back! Hold me back!http://pic.twitter.com/thPEOWH2HZ
— HotNewHipHop (@HotNewHipHop) March 21, 2017
Submitted by: (via @BleacherReport)
Tagged: fight , basketball
This Cup Blowing Thing Has To Be Fake, Right?
Bottle Flipping is among the most satisfying and impressive talents a young person can possess. If you can make that Dasani do a 360 and land straight up, congrats, you're a god for a minute.
But there's something coming for the king: Cup Blowing.
The ancient art of blowing into two stacked cups, catapulting the top one into the air and into another cup, is so impressive that it has to be fake, right? Like this can't actually happen. If it is fake, there sure are a lot of people online with some advance Adobe After Effects skills.
Check this out:
Submitted by:
Only a Few Hours After FBI-Russia Hearing, Seth Meyers Takes "A Closer Look"
Yesterday was fun, right? The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the FBI admitted that the president of the United States was under investigation for colluding with a foreign power. Spring has sprung.
Now, this is a complex issue, and who knows what will come of it. After all, it's not ever day that a White House official admits that they've been secretly meeting with Russian ambassadors and lying about it. Well, unless it's this White House. Thankfully, Seth Meyers has been doing a great job of unpacking this whole mess and does it with jokes.
Laughter, it's all we have left.
Submitted by: (via Late Night with Seth Meyers)
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)