Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Fully Orbed Owls Are In Brawl Mode


Yay, a fun and educational Tumblr thread that highlights the fact that "fully orbed" owls are not to be messed with. In fact, a fully orbed owl is basically squared up, and ready to drop "hands." 

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Adaptation - saintcucumbers Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

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Terrestrial animal - Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

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Text - shiraglassman It's reminding you to do your Duolingo practice demonladytakkuri The real answer is that it really wants you to go away That's a fledgling great horned owl, they're known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it's still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesu

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Text - The pose it's taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what's up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might. timatis

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Text - karmacharmeleon18 me: oh hello little owl owl: i will fuck you up

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Video Captures Life On A Ship When It Rocks


Well, that looks just a little bit uncomfortable. 

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VHS Cover Animation Done Right


The amount of time that this dude must've put into recreating all the artwork in the new vectors is truly mind blowing. Cool stuff, indeed!

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Design Fails that were Someone's One Job


If you're a perfectionist, then it might feel like a relief that people out here are doing such unprofessional jobs of just about everything. That, or it just makes you fear for a world that's at the whims of such majestic incompetence. However you feel about it, there are still people installing utility poles in the middle of streets and designing confusing and unusable stuff every day.

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Kettle - max.

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Text - you're a MILF (Mother I love forever) MOTHER'S DAY IS ALMOST HERE

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Head - COLORING AND ACTIVITY BOOK CESS OVER 30 STICKTUS MONUS

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Street light - FOUNDRY ST URLA

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Design - LET'S JOIN HANDS TOGETHER TO MAKE OUR HOSPITAL "INFECTION FREE"

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Cartoon - Kira Nguyen Things That Are NOT Aesthetic: Official Group 2.0 12小時, jes de hano 心讚 口留言

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Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With


Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we're left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn't a real color, after all.

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