Sunday, January 15, 2017

This Divorce Lawyer's Business Card is Perfect and Perforated


hilarious divorce lawyer business card

Either this dude knows his audience or just wants to be reduce his carbon footprint. Whatever it is, a perforated perforated business card with your info on both sides is absolutely genius. 

We salute you, sir! 

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Tagged: marriage , divorce , funny

Watch These Bros Try to Remove Their Body Hair With Fire as Their Aid, In An Act of Sobering Stupidity


Thought you had to live a messed up life and die to lay eyes on the fiery pits of hell. Clearly, I thought wrong.

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Tagged: crazy , FAIL , fire , Video , stupid

All We're Missing Is a Golden Live-Tweet from This Fisherman Who Is Filmed Stuck Floating on Ice Downriver


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Tagged: FAIL , fisherman , funny , Video

Newspaper Frontpage of the Year Would Make Vanilla Ice Proud


newspaper makes vanilla ice joke through layout

Stop the presses. This editor deserves the Pulitzer for their front page layout.

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Tagged: twitter , headline

This Original Idea for the iPhone is So Stupid That I Kind of Want One


The iPhone’s multi-touch display is one of the phone’s greatest innovations. But wouldn’t you know it, Steve Jobs and the team almost went in a different, stupider direction.

The iPhone almost had a click wheel like the iPod. But it wasn't a physical click wheel, it was a digital one. The video above from Apple leaker Sonny Dickson shows the click wheel from “Acorn OS,” which Mashable describes as, “an iPod-based interface for the iPhone that Apple was working on before deciding to go with the now-ubiquitous icon-based interface.”

Apparently, Apple had two teams working on the iPhone’s operating system, one that was led by Tony Fadell, the “father of the iPod,” and other by Scott Forstall, who was the Vice President of iOS software before leaving because everyone hated Maps. Fadell was working on this click wheel version based on the success of the iPod.

Obviously, “turning it into to a rotary phones from the 60s,” as Fadell puts it, wasn’t the way to go.

Check out the video and imagine a reality where you absolutely hate your iPhone.

via Gizmodo


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Tagged: design , apple , iphone

Watch This High School Player Shatter a Backboard, Which Is Still The Coolest Thing You Can Do


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Shattering the backboard, is there a greater display of dominance? It sends the message that not only am I slam-dunking this shit, no one else is going to be playing until we clean this up and get a new hoop.

That’s how Isaiah Banks of Heritage High School student became the coolest kid in school.

In cast you’re wondering, this was at the end of the game, which Heritage won, 40-14. Ain’t nothing sicker than that.

Check out some more sick dunks:

H/T SB Nation

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Asteroid Just Missed Earth This Week! Fail? Win?


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Not sure if this is good news or bad news, but an asteroid breezed past Earth this week, two days after it was discovered. That giant space rock so many of you voted for almost happened.

According to TIME, “The space rock, which is officially called 2017 AG13, flew between Earth and the moon Monday about 8 a.m. EST.”The object came “within half the distance of the moon.” Talk about a case of the Mondays! Am I right???

Now, speaking seriously, considering all that we have going on in the world, is this good news or bad news? You decide.

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Swedish Microbrewery is Making a Shower Beer That Will Finally Make Bath Time Fun!


microbrewery makes shower beer

Sorry, rubber ducky, there’s a new bath toy in town, and it’s beer.

While everyone hates cleaning themselves, there’s one thing that could make it a whole lot better: Drinking. It’s common practice to sneak a Budweiser or even a Corona in the shower with you, but one microbrewery from Sweden is making a beer specifically for the shower.

“Shower Beer” as it is not-so-cleaverly named is a special beer that’s for the shower. The founder of PangPang Brewery, Fredrik Tunedal, says he came up with the idea after coming home from the brewery covered in malt dust and needing a shower. This beer is an ode to that special time as the water rains down on you.

How is specially made for the shower?

via Mashable

"I made to Shower Beer small enough to keep its temperature during the shower, and strong enough to mentally wash your workday off and get ready for a fresh night out,” he told Mashable.

He then goes on to describe the flavor as “heavily hopped” and “citrussy, soapy, and somewhat herbal profile.” Wait, soapy?

Uhhhhhh….

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Tagged: beer , shower , microbrew , win

Flashback Win: Watch Steve Jobs Introduce the iPhone


It’s the 10th anniversary of the device you might be reading this post from, the iPhone.

It’s been quite a ride from the phone, iPod, camera mashup to that thing you frequently yell at for acting “weird.” What a long, strange trip it’s been…

Take a step back into the past and watch Steve Jobs introduce this bad boy to the world and change it forever.

via Clara

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NYC Woman Finds Neighbor Stuck in a Wall — NY Apartments Hunting is Getting Ridiculous


nyc man stuck in wall

It’s no secret that it’s both hard to find and pay for an apartment in New York City. The space gets tighter and the prices get higher.

Which is why is shouldn’t faze anyone that a woman found her neighbor in her wall. That makes sense for New York. What should surprise you is that “inside the wall” isn’t his apartment, it was his access to the roof.

This New York woman, Gyste Margilaj, heard a crash in her kitchen late one evening. When she came to investigate, she could hear a man panting in pain near the vent.

via Reddit

According to Gothamist, “The unnamed man is, according to police sources, Margilaj's new neighbor, who recently moved into an apartment on the fourth floor of the building at East 26th Street. Cops say had been "hanging out" with friends on the roof, as one does on a delightfully frigid January night, when he decided to return to his apartment via an air duct. "Turns out that’s not the way for him to go," a police source dryly told the News.”

Apparently, this guy fell six stories down their shaft only to get stuck in the wall. Like I said, New York City apartments can be hard to find.

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Tagged: weird , apartment

Kid Achieves Master Troll Status, Pranks Whole Apple Store By Uploading His Face on Every Device's Screen


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The user responsible for sharing this gem of a troll heist with us was quoted in the original photo saying, "I don't know about you guys, but I already found my new role model for 2017." Yo. Right there with you.

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Why Does This Video Featuring The Rock and Tom Brady Exist?


What do the The Rock, Tom Brady, and cameras on tripods have in common. They’re the recipe for one of the strangest YouTube videos around.

Let’s rundown what’s going on here:

  1. It opens with The Rock calling out Tom Brady for some reason. Deflate gate? Is that still a thing?
  2. They cut to Tom Brady telling the Rock that he’s sending him some new Tom Brady Underarmor
  3. The Rock tells us that he sleeps naked.
  4. The Rock refers to his penis as “peen-asaurus”
  5. The Rock plugs Baywatch.

Fin.

Is this an ad for Under Armor? Baywatch? The Rock’s brand? Somebody, help! Can any of 35,000 people that watched this thing help???

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