You'll be ok here as long as you follow the simple rules of life:
Step 1: Be attractive.
Step 2: Don't be unattractive.
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Monday, December 25, 2017
20 Things That Are Classy if You're Hot and Creepy if You're Not
12 Completely Insane People Who Are Terrorizing Facebook
These people have been terrorizing Facebook feeds across the (very flat) world.
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25 Of The Craziest Things People Have Discovered In Their Homes
Goes to show you never know what might be lurking behind those walls, or under that floor in your home!
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Shoe Store Worker Hilariously Stereotypes Shoes Based On Their Likely Wearers
This shoe store worker dealt with their on-the-job boredom in an amazing way when they decided to stereotype shoes in their store.
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Twitter's Decorated With Stories Of People's Dumbest Holiday Traditions
"Dumb" might be the wrong word to use to describe these. The nativity scene one for instance, that's rocking the Bumble cameo....amazing.
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Lucky Girl Gets Bill Gates As Her Secret Santa and He Delivers Stupendously
This lucky gal managed to snag Bill Gates as her Secret Santa this year on Reddit's gift exchange. We're not sure how we'd react if the man himself sent us a 30 lb. stuffed cat.
"PRO TIP: When filling out your reddit gift questionnaire, don't act like a crazy person in hopes of making sure your santa understands the 1 thing you really care about. Bill Gates might read it. And then you will over-analyze every lame joke you made. #truestory
Step 1: Have an awkward moment with your FedEx guy, staring at him pushing a small refrigerator box up to your door. Offer to help.
Step 2: Proceed to scream and make inaudible sounds, causing all nearby cats and family to congregate.
Step 3: Confirm it is, in fact, from Bill Gates. Thankfully, a photo of Bill Gates with a massive Pusheen head next to him was included. You'd be surprised at the amount of time it may take to register what is happening and connect the photo to the gigantic cat-beast in your living room. My life is now complete.
Step 4: Clean off all the cat hair and put on makeup because, well, you know.
Step 5: After allotting adequate time to each individual gift, find a place for Pusheen to call his own. A large couch or small stable will do."
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Guy Gets His Girlfriend Empty Box for Christmas and Her Response Is Strangely Heartwarming
This guy took a huge risk when he decided to get his girl a box for Christmas. Lucky for him she must be one of the nicest women in the world.
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10 Hilarious Christmas Fails From People Struggling More Than You
These go to show that the struggle can ALWAYS get worse.
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15 Tweets About Secret Santa That Capture The Painful Holiday Work Struggle
Apparently, a surprising number of people out there are entirely ready to put the whole idea of Secret Santa to rest. You could say Twitter was stormed by the displeased folks.
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39 Wholesome Moments In the Spirit of Christmas
These wholesome moments from around the internet are sure to warm your heart and make you smile.
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Father Recounts an Adorable Story About His Son's Love For Doctor Who That Will Melt Your Heart
This father told an incredibly touching Christmas story about his son's love for Doctor Who
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20 Cringe-Inducing Tattoo Fails That'll Hurt Your Soul
If you're going to permanently stigmatize yourself, why not smack something on that body of yours that eternally f**ks with people's heads right?
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