Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Baseball Player Gracefully Wins Smoothest Slide Of All Time


MLB player Trea Turner went ahead and pulled off what very well might arguably be the smoothest slide of all time. Like, it's actually ridiculous. One of those moments in sports where you just kind of sit back and try to digest how someone could've pulled off the move in the first place. 

Ashton Kutcher's GameDay Appearance Gets Drowned Out By Obnoxious Fans


This is a solid example of why it's generally the best life practice to do what one can to keep their personal lives as private as possible. It came to light awhile ago that Ashton Kutcher and his wife Mila Kunis don't exactly do the whole showering with the soap thing as often as many folks are accustomed to hearing. So, when Kutcher made his appearance on GameDay the fans went ahead and trolled him extra hard. 

Goat And Rooster Team Up To Save Chicken From Hawk Attack


This hawk thought it could just swoop in and take out a chicken, but the other farm animals weren't about to let that happen. These farm animals have each other's backs better than some of our own friends who don't return our calls, Bryan.

Wine Magazine Mislabels Company Number, Storm Of Wrong Numbers Ensues


This is a solid glitch in the matrix moment right here. Seriously, what are the odds that this dude's prior job would mislabel their number on their magazine, and end up putting the number of his new gig? Truly wild. If you want to keep the tech support dramas rolling, check out this tech support tale where a coworker demanded a mathematically impossible computer, and then got proven incompetent.

VP Bullies Coworker Over Shirt, Doesn't Realize Who He's Talking To


It must have been interesting to have been a fly on the wall during the full swing of 80s business garbage, power plays and synergistic mumbo jumbo, but at the same time it seems like something that would be totally fine to have missed out on. Apparently this guy's "thing" was a cultish insistence on white shirts. For another stupid case of bosses mistaking someone's identity, here's this Walmart manager who fired a guy from a job that wasn't his.

Hilariously Absurd and Dumb Life Pro Tips To Not Do


Everything wants to call itself a life hack, but it's not exactly a life hack when it can also be called "just stealing." So here are some hilariously dumb life pro tips if you like the idea of pepper spraying yourself and going to jail to get a "leg up" in life. C'mon, really jack your game up with these bad life pro tips.

Freaky Times People Dodged Life-Ruining Bullets


Sometimes it's obvious right away that you've dodged a bullet, like when you're looking at a fresh hole in your wall where you were standing a second ago. Other times it's less obvious, like discovering your high school crush is now on the no-fly list. We've all had some close calls, and sometimes it just makes us shiver to think about what could have gone wrong in our own lives. But learning about other people's close calls is pretty cool.

Funny Signs That Made Humor Very Public


There's just something nice about sarcasm in a thousand point font. Signs dispense jokes and wisdom when we didn't necessarily ask for them, but that's good because sometimes we didn't realize it was exactly what we needed. There's something so confident yet folksy about jokes that are large and in public.

Tech Savvy Employee Takes Revenge On Cookie-Stealing Coworker


It's just never a good idea to play around with the people in your company that run the tech side of things. They have a whole lot of knowledge-backed power available at their disposal. In this case, it sounds like our tech wizard's coworker was a good enough sport about the ongoing, sly and petty pranking. He must've been progressively more and more shook before he caught on to what was actually happening. Keep the revenge drama going with this tale about a grandpa who unleashed a pro revenge on some pranksters.

Thread: The Weird Questions People Have Asked Different Professionals


They say there are no stupid questions. Maybe we'd personally have less contempt for people if that was true at all. Here are some weird questions people had for professionals of varying fields. And props to that couple for not covering themselves with bear spray. While these might be weirder than dumb, here are some straight up dumb questions people were asked. For some more professionalism here are sciences judged by lickability.

Spicy Food Connoisseur Gets Humbled By Demonically Spicy Chips


It's a vividly described TIFU like the one we have here that might hopefully serve to help prevent other folks that fancy themselves "spicy food connoisseurs" from dabbling with the demonically spicy "One Chip Challenge." Seriously, it sounds like these chips are actually out there taking things way too far. 

Weirdest Things People's Roommates Ever Did


Unfortunately, far too many of us have found ourselves muddling through the harrowing predicament that is the realization that you're living under the same roof as a bit of a far out lunatic. Of course, sometimes the lunacy can be completely harmless, and more uncomfortable than anything else. Take that one person's roommate who would surprise attack them with a unicorn head around the place. Totally harmless fun, right? 

Manager Won't Give Employee Raise, Gets Called Out


The thing about not paying your hard working and highly efficient employees the kind of money that they're deserved is that it has a tendency to backfire. In this case, the employee on hand wasn't too pleased at all about not being given the kind of raise that they felt they deserved. So, it sounds like that resulted in them starting to take a whole lot more PTO. It wouldn't be beyond reason to suggest that there's a strong possibility that they're out there hunting for a new gig. Hopefully, this manager got the kind of wakeup call that they clearly needed. 

Worst Things People Did That Stemmed From Good Intentions


Unfortunately, the reality is that good intentions don't always result in logically sound actions. Like, for instance, you have someone purchasing their friend a cat. While that's a nice enough gesture, it's also just setting that same friend up for having to deal with a whole lot of extra work. Hopefully none of these moments strike any chords with your own life situation. 

Hydraulic Press Compilation Is Strangely Satisfying


There are plenty of people out there that are helplessly mesmerized by hydraulic press videos. There's just something so dang strangely satisfying about them. This compilation will definitely get you going.