The Chainsmokers Won a Grammy Last Night and Accepted Award on Behalf of David Bowie, and People Are Very Pissed Off

Last night we witnessed the devastating, rock bottom kind of momentous spectacle that was The Chainsmokers winning their first Grammy Award for their song 'Don't Let Me Down' with Daya. Some people are coolly proposing we're witnessing the mere death of American Pop Culture, so well, that's chill. To make matters even worse, the duo all but paddled up in their douche canoes to unacceptably accept an award on behalf of the late David Bowie. I know right? You've got to be shitting me. Then again we're still pretty fresh into 2017 here, so it wouldn't be right if the shitstorm failed to pervade for a bit longer.

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Ridiculous New Zealand Soap Opera Pulls Off Funniest TV Cliffhanger We've Seen In a While

I don't know the first thing about the humor in New Zealand, but no matter how frame the cliffhanger, 'please tell me that's not your penis', it comes out looking absurd. If the intention was to garner a collective, 'what in the actual hell is happening on this show right now?', then big ups, and mission accomplished. 

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Burger King's Already Winning Valentine's Day By Giving Out 18+ Adults Happy Meals

This fine Israeli Burger King establishment identified a key demographic, and they proceeded to capitalize on the thirsty, sexual pleasure-seeking debauched 18+ youths of the world by including sex toys in 'adult meals' as a Valentine's Day promo. Umm, genius or twisted or discouraging, or a little bit of all the above? I'll let you be the judge. 

Here's a cheers to an Israeli Burger King daring to be different, and the happiest of meals with the hopefully guaranteed happy ending for those souls out there brave (desperate) enough to give it a run. And I can't help wonder what kind of disparity we're looking at in the way of quality between that good-good-yum-yum dollar menu and the heftier combo meals...are we talking something as consequential as blue balls vs. knee-buckling orgasm? So many questions yet to be answered. Gotta give it to Burger King for not failing to accomplish piquing our curiosity. 

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John Oliver Is Making Sure Donald Trump Hears the Truth One Way or Another

It's no surprise that our reality-TV gameshow host-in-chief lies constantly. He lives in a reality distrotion field that would make Steve Jobs jealous. It'd be amazing, really, if weren't so dangerous for literally every single person on planet Earth. So John Oliver really, really wants to burst that bubble, and he's putting the truth where Trump can see it. 

We all know that Trump likes to watch cable news. He makes it a habit of tweeting about it and even calling in to them as these shows are airing. So Last Week Tonight is running a series of commercial featuring a cowboy that switches from talking about catheters to the nuclear triad in a way that even he can understand. So while Trump is eating his morning taco bowl, let's hope he gets some medicine with his sugar. 

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Adult Film Stars Give Their Dating Advice In Honor Of Valentine's Day Tomorrow

Let's just go ahead and call this what it is: a bunch of porn stars/scantily-clothed, busty women recycling age old sentiments of common sense; but still keeping us entertained, because like you know...hot chicks and boobs and stuff, man. 

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Tagged: adult film , porn , advice , Video , dating , Valentines day

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The New and Improved Betsy DeVos Department of Education Misspells WEB Du Bois Name, Then Misspells "Apologies"

It's been a big week for education. We got a new Department of Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos, after she told a Senate committee that guns are needed in schools to protect from grizzly bears or something. Whatever. We're all doomed anyway. 

Mrs. DeVos is warming up to her new job. Why just the other day, she was prevented from entering a DC by a group of protestors. It's going well. 

Trying — TRYING — to get back in people's good graces, the crackerjack team over the Department of Education Twitter account posted a picture of NAACP co-founder, author, historian, and civil-rights activist W.E.B Du Bois and misspelled his name because of course they did. 

Anyway, Twitter isn't having it, and when the account tried to apologize, they misspelled "apologies," and this is the Department of Education and we're all doomed. 

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Someone Recreated Smash Mouth Using Windows XP Sounds, And This Meme Has Officially Reached Its Final Form

So, that's what the voice of God sounds like then. Any funeral of mine that fails to play this song, is an outright disgrace, and you better believe I'll do nothing short of 'roll over in my grave.'

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Bookstore Trolling Piers Morgan In Most Bookstore Way Possible and Tweets Entire Harry Potter Book At Him

This weekend was a great time for people who hate Piers Morgan, roughly 95% of the world. But after being told to please leave Earth by almost everyone on Earth, a bookstore has jumped in the game to pierce Morgan as only a bookstore would.

London's The Big Green Bookshop has started tweeting the entire Harry Potter saga at the man who's life consists of throwing up garbage out of his mouth and finger tips and calling it "commentary" and "thoughts." 



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Piers is none too happy about it, even though one could surmise that this the type of person who only grows stronger the more people hate him, but still it's fun to mess with him. 

Meanwhile, Piers still doesn't know how to take any kind of criticism and always just ends up sounding like a six-year-old who won't stop hitting himself. 

So @Biggreenbooks is tweeting me an entire Harry Potter book because I'm a 'twat'.
This, of course, just makes him an even bigger twat.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 13, 2017

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These 35 Intentionally Inappropriate Valentine's Day Cards Are So Terrible They're Actually Amazing

The comedic relief present in these delightfully vulgar Valentine's Day cards is the perfect companion for anyone even slightly sickened by the glaring commercialization meets sappy romantic comedy-tainted nature of this 'holiday.' Picking out a decent card that doesn't involve you sacrificing your self-respect alongside a bouquet of overpriced roses can be a whole lot easier if you pull something from this rag tag crew. Trust me bro (or maybe don't), you'll get some points for attempted crack at keeping it light and humorous. If it ends up buzzkilling your night and failing to put a smile on his/her face though, don't say I didn't warn ya.

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Sarah Silverman Catches Some Nazi's

Sarah continues on her self prophesied, fabricated, journey for justice in this latest adventure. Go get 'em Sarah.

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Sit Back and Buckle Up For This Dude's Naked Valentine's Day Prank on Girlfriend

Ah, to date a YouTube prankster, is to live a life endlessly vulnerable to the trollworthy whims of an overgrown manchild.

The young lady in this video made her big debut recently with that whole, 'girlfriend gets off in front mom with hidden vibrator' FAIL of a prank'; and it looks like her boyfriend deemed her as having enough recovery time for the sake of dropping his latest, cringe-inducing antic.

I was definitely a bigger fan of the previous prank, because the camera gives a lot more well-deserved love to his beaut of a girlfriend; but hey, a dude can hope the next one falls back more on that beat.

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Trump and Canadian PM Trudeau's Handshake Was the Big Bang for, Like, a Thousand Memes — Well

Handshakes are a prime component of any business meeting. It shows your newfound partner respect and strength, while also providing them with the comfort of knowing that they’re in good hands.

No one understands this better than that reality-TV gameshow host who, as president, delivered a whopping 20-second handshake to the Prime Minister of Japan last week. He also did that weird thing where he keeps yanking someone’s arm for some reason. What can I say, the President of the United States is a real weirdo.

Anyway, because of last week’s handshake gate people had their eyes close on Trump’s meeting with the Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau today. Neither disappointed, launching to separate memes that we love.

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WTF: Some Strange Individual Has Been Posting a Woody Figurine in Lewd Positions and That's Enough Internet for the Day

Yeah, I really don't know on this one. I think my only possible recourse after seeing this is to set my computer on fire and go contemplate my life, so naturally I have to share it with all of you. It's my duty after all. Enjoy the destruction of your childhood. 

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This one is mildly NSFW

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Honestly, idk why you'd even want to look at these...

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​Ok you're sure?....

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Guy Browsing Amazon For New Roomba Ends Up Coming Across Epic Review About Why You Can't Leave Device Home Alone With Pets

Nothing but the shittiest details here, guys. Literally though. Talk about a wild ride down the poop-coated pipeline to a rancid, smelly hell. But hey, is this not the kind of comedic Amazon review gold that we liiive for! Oh, to be this poor dad, who was already busy grinding through a 'training day at work', only to learn his 'floors are dead.' Still not really sure what his little kid was getting after with that illustrative description, but I can appreciate her thinking process, because it sounds like our MVP Roomba went to work in the worst way possible. 

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You're Not Gonna Believe This, But There's a Typo on Trump's Official Inauguration Poster Because Why Wouldn't There Be

Just a heads up, Trump team. Those red squiggly lines you're seeing all over your documents, those indicate spelling errors. The green ones are for grammatical errors. Glad we got that cleared up. But it seems I'm still too late. Because whether they're under the word "attak" or the name "DeBois," you guys just ignore it.  

The latest is one for all times. The Library of Congress has added a poster of the reality-TV gameshow host who's now pretending that everyone who disagrees with him is paid to do so with a typo on it, and come one, guys, get it together. 



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The poster reads "No dream is too big, no challenge is to great. Nothing we want for the future is beyond our reach." TO. TOO. TWO. Do we need to get you some Hooked On Phonics or something. 

They have since fixed the error, but man, what is going on in Washington. Did Trump accidentally drain the competence instead of the swamp? 

Either way, for the next four years, we're Rhinna. 

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J.K. Rowling and Piers Morgan Are Engaged In Spellbinding Twitter Duel, and Morgan's Son Made It Exponentially More Awkward

J.K. Rowling's back at it again with the barrage of well-articulated rage Tweets, and her latest victim is the Piers Morgan. Poor Piers is having a particularly bad case of the Mondays. Might be time for someone to up and drink his lunch to numb some of the pain. Oh, and a word of friendly advice to our recent Rowling-roasted dude of the hour, Piers Morgan: don't go to the Twitter killing floor against a world-acclaimed wordsmith who has a notorious reputation for methodically, publicly, destroying Twitter aggressors that failed to fly under her radar. The odds are ever not in your favor when you're Rowling In the Deep, man. At least Morgan's son, Spencer pulled through at the end with a silencing, entirely unexpected slice of comedic relief.

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Finally, You Can Hear Trump's Tweets As If They Were Performed By A Wimpy Emo Band

I've heard of Sunny Day Real Estate, but Sunday Day Real Estate tycoon? 

If you're tired of reading Trump's tweets the old fashioned way (taking shots of whiskey and clutching a rosary beads), then the folks at Super Deluxe have the song for you. 

"Emo Trump" is here to dye that orange broom black, slap some mascara on that fake tan, and help you get through that reality-TV gameshow host's attacks on the media by alternating between high-pitched whining and guttural screams. It's like if Taking Back Sunday or My Chemical Romance were singing these tweets only sadder because Trump's the most powerful person in the world and he's still totally miserable. 

Truth be told, this is now my favorite song, just edging out "Happy Birthday" by the Hill Sisters. 

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Girl Gets Accidental Text After a Job Interview and Learns She Didn't Get the Job in the Most Brutal Fashion

It's rough out there. It can be incredibly hard to find a job, especially one that works well with a college schedule. Well this 18 year old college student in the UK got rejected the hard way when she got an accidental text from the possible employer immediately after the interview. After she inquired as to why she was met with a totally unnecessary and unprofessional burn.

The best part is that sweet-ass typo in the brutal response. If you're going to make fun of someone for how they talk make sure you can use correct goddamn grammar.

Maybe this girl needs to check out our job interview memes to prep for her next interview.  

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Girl Tells Hilarious Story About Crazy Injury She Suffered Through Sex, Using Snapchat and Memes to Sweet Perfection

This disastrous, sex tale of debauchery walked right off an American Pie movie set. It's absurd, in every sense of the word. No amount of sex education could have prepared these two young lovers for the epic amount of humiliation they'd tee themselves up for. I especially appreciate the girl's decision to recount her struggles with Snapchat and memes, as her writer's tools. Is this not the height of new age social media-driven journalism, or what dawg? Doesn't get much better than this. This is the kind of gripping entertainment that almost made me forget about the unfortunate reality we're still trucking through Monday.

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When You Fall Asleep With Your Shoes on

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Again, I Can't Be Any Clearer: Trump Should Fire Sean Spicer and Hire Melissa McCarthy

She came here to chew gum and kick ass, and she's, well, gonna do both. 

On SNL last week, Melissa McCarthy went full ham on the gum chewin', dippin' dottin' White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. While he was a pretty good sport about it, Trump was not. He didn't like his man Spice being played by lady. Sad! 

So what did she do, McCarthy came back for another round of questions, and she brought with her a big stick of gum and a motorized podium. A message to that reality-TV gameshow host who spent the weekend playing golf, hire this woman. She's strong like bull. 

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The GOP Threw Any Old Quote on a Picture of Lincoln For Lincoln's Birthday, So Now Everyone's Getting in the Game

Yesterday was Abraham Lincoln's birthday, a day for us to remember one of America's finest leaders. So why not post one of his quotes to find the strength of a man who brought this country together? There's so much to choose from, like say, maybe something from  "The Gettysburg Address."

But the GOP isn't just any Grand Old Party, they are, as they so often like to remind people accusing them of racism, "the party of Lincoln." Of course, this is a meaningless sentiment since everyone knows that the Democratic and Republican parties essentially switched platforms during the 20th century. But hey, bringing up Lincoln don't hurt. Unless of course, you misquote him. 

To celebrate Lincoln and his words, the GOP wanted to quote the man, but not just you're old "Four score and twenty years." They wanted a deep cut, a cut so deep that Lincoln didn't even say the quote they attributed to him. Apparently, it comes from some advertisements for an anti-aging book from the 1940s.

So Twitter does what Twitter does and started just attributing any quote to Abraham Lincoln and the results are hilarious. Check it out. 

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Cee Lo Green Dressed Like A Power Ranger Villains at the Grammy's, So People Meme'd Him Into Oblivion

The Grammy's were last night, and all anyone wanted to talk about is Bey—oh, my god. What the hell is going on with Cee Lo Green?

Appearing at the Grammy's like Kal Drogo just dumped a bowl of hot gold on him like on Game of Throne, Cee Lo Green arrived dressed to the nines in gold. Why did he do this? We don't know. We could assume that it was to help avoid the conversations around his long-standing rape accusation and subsequent "it's not rape if the victim is unconscious" tweet. 

But hey, at least he got meme'd into nothingness. Check it out. 

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This Video Explains Why We Break The Rules, You Badass Criminal You

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Welcome to the Neighborhood

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