Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Let He Who is Without Food Pics Throw the First Shade


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Tom Hardy's Myspace Pictures Will Remind You of Your Own Human Failings


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Tom Hardy, Hollywood leading man and naval-certified dream boat, is a human just like you.

And just like you, he had a Myspace profile back when it was a social imperative to do so.

And just like you, it was full of half-baked self descriptions and terrible pictures.

Admit it, your Myspace page was also a wasteland of ill-formed notions, crafted from clumsy ideas on how to introduce yourself to the Internet.

We don't have yours, so let's look at Hardy's.

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The U.S. Military Accidentally Sent Live Anthrax Samples to Labs Nationally and Abroad. Oopsie-Poopsie?


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A team in Utah's Dugway Proving Ground sent what they thought were inactive samples to various other bases around the world for study before finding out they hadn't been properly irradiated before being sent off.

As NPR reports, the incident isn't as unlikely as you might think. The deadly substance is notoriously hardy and difficult to kill. With billions of potential spores to render inert via radiation, a 99.99% success rate isn't enough to keep samples from being potentially dangerous.

Luckily the threat has been contained and there's no risk to the general public, though surely someone's ass will be grass somewhere down the line...

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Some People Get Really, REALLY Involved in Their Cosplay


That's All I Have to Do to Find a Baby Unicorn?


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Sorry but... count me in! 

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Somehow I Don't Think This is Going to be a Big Deal


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Chess Champion Magnus Carlsen Defeats Three Opponents Simultaneously... While Blindfolded


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It's Fine, You'll Get the Point Soon Enough


Things Get REAL at the Bingo Hall When This Senior Goes Postal on Someone's Car


Yik Yak Brings People Together


Tumblr user shesnotafraidmp3 posted this detailed account of two people who found each other through two related Yik Yak posts. Thanks to this coincidence the two anonymous people got to overcome misunderstanding and go on a date after all.

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Summer Starts Early for This Deer in Italy That Got Trapped in a Pool


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Witness a Local Trade Group Where NO ONE Understands Basic Arithmetic


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I would weep, but I have no more tears left for math or numbers or basic logical thinking.

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Grandmas Play a Classic Game With Famous People


Watch grandmothers play the age-old game of deciding who to marry, kill or just spend a night with.

WARNING: These grandmas are using some sassy language. 

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Tagged: grandma , funny , Video , dating

A Russian Strongman Moves a Two Story House, Because Contracting is Serious Business Over There


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Everyone Has One Thing on the Brain


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Something tells me National Geographic is going to regret this photo choice.

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He Claims He's Made the Strongest Cup in Existence, and He'll Take a Bullet to the Crotch to Prove it


The Majestic Creature Slumbers


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These Guys Have Mastered the Ability to Tackle Beehives With Their Bare Hands


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High School Called Out for Shaming Female Students in Graduation Dress Code


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A high school student posted this image on her Facebook page in outrage over her schools graduation dress code guidelines directed specifically toward female students. The detail of expectations and focus on shaming of female students into covering their bodies, particularly if they have any weight related imperfections ("sausage rolls") compared to the much more relaxed guidelines directed toward the "gentlemen" is what some people find so upsetting. The school district has made a response to lament the "unfortunate word choices" that were written in the letter drafted by a long since retired author. 

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"To Get to the Other Side" Was Not an Option Here


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Ever Seen a Speeding Ticket for NOT Going Over the Speed Limit?


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Stay weird, Australia.

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Come Unicorn, It's Time to Join the Workforce


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This Terrifying Accident Looks Like Some Kind of Hollywood Stunt Gone Wrong


The driver is said to be in serious condition, but was rescued in time!

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This Might Cause Some Problems


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I Don't Believe You


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They Want to Name Their Child Tyranny. Think About it.


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