Deaf Ferret Has Absolute Cutest Surprise Face

This little ferret homie is having the time of his life. Shoutout to @themodernferret for the wholesome, humorous gem. 

Man Claps 14 Times A Second

He's pretty much proactively applauding himself. You probably didn't think that you'd end up watching a video of an arrogant dude clapping 14 times a second, but here we are. Thanks internet. 

Man Completes Heroic Base Jump

Just in case you were ever considering trying out base jumping, this guy's video of his base jump at a spot called "The Shard" is absolutely terrifying. The complete lack of hesitation is pretty surreal as well 

Military Wife Karen Demands Salutes, Gets Mocked

It's important to give credit where credit is due, and that includes withholding credit where it isn't. This Karen earnestly wanted the salutes owed to the sticker on her car, so everyone went ahead and started paying respect. To the sticker. It's a nice bit of refreshment when entitled Karens don't get the absurd things they want, like when this husband flipped out on a Karen military-style or when this tech support employee called a lying Karen's bluff.

Girl Expects 60% Discount On Offerup

It seems as if this world will truly never run out of wildly entitled human beings. We're not sure what compels folks to trouble other people with their unyielding series of irrational demands. This girl certainly needed the wakeup call that she was given. Hopefully it takes. Check out more entitled folks and their wild boldness over here. 

Weird Encounters Delivery Drivers Had

It used to be that pizza delivery drivers bore the brunt of the weirdness, but now that people can have basically anything brought to their door, it widens the scope of strange and intriguing situations strangers can have with each other. 20 pizzas to an elks lodge? Makes sense. 20 bunches of bananas to a hotel room at 3 in the morning? Well, hopefully they tip well as an apology for what you're about to see.

Parent Lets Daughter Exclude Lazy Neighbor From Yard Business

This parent decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to see whether or not they were in the wrong for letting their daughter exclude an apparently lazy neighbor from their yard business. Folks seem to be in agreement that the parent didn't do anything wrong. If anything, they could've been serving up a little wakeup call to the neighbor. For some more drama between neighbors check out these passive aggressive notes that were left by angry neighbors. 

Absolutely Delicious Cake Fails

Nothing warms our hearts like being able to feast our eyes on some rather gnarly cake fails that missed their mark by a long shot. Hopefully the folks that created these disasters were able to have a nice laugh about it. 

Wife Yells At Husband For Eating Her Food

Anyone who signs up for marriage dives into the experience knowing that it'll likely come with its fair share of meltdowns over the pettiest of matters. You spend enough time with anyone, anyone at all, and you're bound to start having an issue or two with them over something. In this case, the wife was completely fed up with her husband because he kept eating her food. She's wondering whether or not she was in the wrong for calling him out like she did. 

Inanimate Objects That Seem a Bit Upset

If you've ever had the vague feeling that someone was upset with you, then why not indulge that feeling with the sight of inanimate objects that seem to be angry, frustrated and scared! There's just something about us that wants to see faces in things. Whether that's a fun creative exercise or a millennia of fear forcing us to look for predators, it sure seems like some inanimate objects have a whole lot of personality.

Unfortunate Moments of Failure and Chaos

As much as we'd like the forces of darkness and confusion to leave us alone, mistakes, failures, errors and blunders still find their way into our lives. It's not a graceful life; one of dropped phones and exploded pipes, but it is the one we are given. All there is to do is take it in stride and sometimes expect that the world is merciless.

People's Pettiest Pet Peeves

It's AskReddit threads like the one we have here that can remind you that there are a whole lot of people out there being proactively stressed out, frustrated, and straight up angered by the very same things that make you tick. It could be those moments when folks comment on the food that you're eating, or perhaps it's the people that leave cooking time on the microwave instead of clearing it. You'll likely connect with at least one of these petty pet peeves. 

Employee Tells Coworkers Everyone Can't Afford A House, Awkwardness Ensues

This employee decided to ask the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community whether or not they were in the wrong for telling their coworkers that everyone can't in fact afford to buy a house. Apparently their coworkers didn't take too kindly to them sharing that widely recognized reality. If anything it seems like their coworkers could've handled the sentiment that they shared with just a bit more grace and understanding. 

Tumblr Users Crunch Numbers To Find Cheapest Wings Deal

This is that rare, beautiful, profound moment that our teachers would ramble on about during school where math actually ends up serving us in our lives. Math can actually be fun and useful sometimes. Strange. 

Tumblr Thread: The Staggering Recklessness Of Humans In Star Trek

We can always bank on the brilliant, wandering minds of Tumblr to lead us down rabbit holes where various aspects of universes like that of the Star Trek universe, are obsessively overanalyzed. Basically, this Tumblr thread pays mind to the fact that humans are regularly equipped with technology that's light years beyond their understanding, and such a situation paves the way for complete chaos throughout space. It's really a fun way to shift your perspective on how other civilizations throughout space actually view humans in the Star Trek universe. Check out some more funny Tumblr gems unleashed from the depths over here.