Husband Can't Handle Spicy Food, Makes Scene, Ruins Wife's Birthday

It would have been pretty easy to approach this situation with a little humor. "Wow, this is spicier than I thought! No wonder you miss this food, I've never had anything like it before" is pretty much all it takes to get yourself out of being forced to eat food you hate while also not ruining your wife's whole experience. But that was not the path this dude chose. And man, the internet let him know it. For another adventure in food, here's the vegan employee who refused to eat a suspicious cake and made their coworker cry.

Delightfully Stupid Obvious Plant Products To Doubletake At

Obvious Plant has made people doubletake for years at their off-the-wall satirical takes on everyday products, posters and toys. The humor itself is surreal enough that it makes us feel smart for feeling like we get it, but it's direct and stupid enough that we actually get it. Who doesn't want to buy a pack of little plastic dead birds?

Outlandish Things People Swear They Saw But Have Zero Proof

It's happened to everyone. You saw something. An event that you couldn't explain. You can't tell anyone because it's just too out there. But you swear it happened. You saw it with your own eyes. Could it be that people are highly suggestable, get their eyes tricked, and often misremember dreams as memories? That's true. And also I saw a goblin. A real life goblin. It started right back at me with its beady little eyes and not a soul believes me. And it was ANGRY.

Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Bust Up The Monotony

We live in the future now, so why should we ever have to deal with hearing the burden of our own thoughts? Something about that voice in our heads isn't cutting it. Our internal monologues aren't as snappy as we'd like them to be. That's why we have funny tweets and tumblr gems to kick things up a few notches. Take that, inner monologue!

Tumblr Thread: The Very Real Cliché Of Bed Scarcity

As much as it sounds like something out of badly written erotica, the concept of "but there's only one bed" is a situation that may of us have found ourselves in. And in the case of one such Tumblr user, a moment of bed scarcity actually led them to a wildly better outcome than sleeping on a couch. For some more moments of Tumblr trying to break down relationships as if they were the plot to the Incredibles, here's the thread on how humans fail miserably at identifying flirting.

A Bushel Of Ridiculously Cringey Wedding Related Fails

When you think about your wedding as a child, you probably don't anticipate there being many, if any, cringeworthy moments. As you'll see in this delightful bushel of ridiculously cringeworthy wedding-related fails, for many this was not the case. Between awkward 'how the bride and groom met' stories, all the way too overbearing MIL-zillas, these fails are as diverse as they are hilarious. The thought of wedding fails always brings us back to the Clergyman from Princess Bride…"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam."  If you don't get the reference, we recommend looking it up. If you ask us, eloping is always the answer.