Sunday, June 23, 2019

Vile Escort Steals Woman's Dog So She Hunts Her Down


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Oh she goes full female John Wick mode after realizing that her dog's been kidnapped by a very unpleasant escort. When the cops refused to help she made sure to take matters into her own hands. And fortunately this story has a happy ending. 

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Controlling Woman's List Of Crazy Demands For Husband Going To Bachelor Party Goes Viral


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This controlling wife sounds like a bit of an emotionally abusive nightmare! No fast cars! Are you kidding me? How's this guy supposed to go to a bachelor party, or enjoy the finer, more reckless parts of life? Naturally, her list of demands has gone viral. 

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The Weird World Of Tinder In All Of Its Raunchy Splendor (46 Images)


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It's like shopping at Walmart! The wild word of Tinder never fails to keep us on our toes. You just never know what kind of craziness lurks behind the next right swipe. 

If you're in the mood for more ridiculous sh*t from Tinder, we recommend checking out the time an absolutely insane Tinder match couldn't handle a girl's vocabulary.

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20 Incredible Uses and Misuses of the English Language


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English is a complex and weird language, made out of sutured together bastardizations of dozens of other languages. It's got confusing tenses and conflicting rules all over the place. Here are some fun applications of English, as well as a few miserable but funny misapplications of the language. For more interesting stuff about the English Language, here's a tumblr thread deconstructing the actual meanings of popular figures of speech.

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Kid Demands Free Merch, Freaks Out When Company Sends Him Demolished Skateboard


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Companies are always getting random requests for free stuff on Instagram. You'd expect when someone asks for free stuff, they'd be sort of polite about it, but this kid had the nerve to make demands, and eventually threats. So the company decided to have a little bit of fun with it. Sometimes companies get stupid inquiries and get sassy with it, like this guy who got in a row with a treasurer who didn't understand a payment plan.

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20 Daft Headlines to Meet Your Laugh Deadline


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So much news is printed on any given day that there's bound to be some colossal screw-ups. We only wish online newspapers couldn't edit their own typos in real time so their fails would be easier to document. Those mistake-correcting bastards. Anyway here are some more wacky headlines that got way out of hand.

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Bob Lazar Details The Crazy Shit He Saw Working At Area 51


If you were on the fence or generally curious about UFOs, this video is for you. Bob Lazar goes into the nitty gritty details of his strange experience working at Area 51. Think the guy's believable or just sold on his own web of lies? 

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Guy Reconsiders Deal with Wife When She Wants to Name Kid After GoT Character


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Sounds like a bad deal. Hopefully the guy's son leaves his sister alone. Anyway, this dude asked the internet what to do, and they swiftly passed their judgement. Maybe if he loses this round, they can have another kid and as revenge he can name it Hodor. People always have some family drama, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his bully.

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19 Razor Sharp Insults To Try On Your Best Friends This Weekend


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Break these razor sharp insults when you want to make friends, or lose friends this weekend. In all seriousness, these are pretty solid! People can churn up some serious meanness when they put their minds to it. 

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21 Nostalgic Tweets and Images That Will Turn Your Blood to Nickelodeon Goo


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Even though the days of disconnecting your home phone and taking 20 minutes to log onto the internet so you could download one single mislabelled Evanescence track are over, it still feels like those were the good old days. Well, at least when you get older you can drink. For more, here are nostalgic images to trigger your longing (or hatred) for the the old days.

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Bridezilla Wants Her Wedding Makeover For Free, Loses It When She's Denied


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This choosing beggar of a Bridezilla came out swinging with the delusional demands. In this case, she was banking on a free wedding day makeover. Like ZERO cost. It's hard to be reasonable with someone who seems to escape the realm of reason right off the bat. And the icing on the cake in this scenario...she calls her friend the selfish one! 

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22 Monty Python And The Holy Grail Fun Facts


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Monty Python and The Holy Grail must be the most quotable movie ever. There are far too many chances to break out a one-liner from the movie in the middle of a conversation, or otherwise when it's totally uncalled for...just cause it was that great and deserves having homage paid to as much as possible. 

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19 Wedding Guests Share The Times They Knew The Couple Was Doomed


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These wedding guests could see the red flags waving bright and bold at particular weddings that seemed destined for doom. Sometimes things just don't work out, or everyone around the couple knew all along that the two individuals coming together to tie the knot, should've been doing anything but that. If you're looking for more juicy wedding drama we recommend checking out our recent post on a groom's mom crashing the wedding in a wedding dress of her own.

If you're still looking for more wedding fails, check out 30 wedding tweets and memes that'll exhaust you for wedding season.

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43 Interesting and Sometimes Outrageous Vintage Food Advertisements


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Some of these are kind of cool. Some of these are a little shocking. Some of them are gross. Some of them are straight-up weird. Post World War II America was a place of seemingly endless prosperity. How this attitude resulted with ads for putting Mayo on pears and putting chow mein in a can, we'll never know. The snapshot of the past is interesting enough, especially with some of the stuff here that never caught on.

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29 of The Dumbest Things People Spent Too Much Money On


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If you're frugal, consider this encouraging. If you yourself choose to spend money on stupid things, then here are some people like you. Who knew there were so many people out there spending money on useless scams, golden motorcycles and terrible concerts. For some more regrets, here are 30-year-olds sharing what they regret about their 20s.

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