Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Wholesome Tumblr Thread Shows That Capybaras Are Both "Friend" and "Mom" Shaped


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This tumblr thread shows, with cute photo evidence, that other animals just seem to get along with capybaras. Not only are they shaped like friends, animal sanctuaries have also used them as sort of foster moms. If only everyone could be as chill as the worlds largest rodent. For another wholesome thing, here's a list of all the animals one tumblr's grandpa brought home.

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Guy Discovers Dora The Explorer Themed Gangster Car With Bullet Holes, In Junk Yard


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This guy's Tumblr thread about discovering a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car in a junkyard takes an even more unexpected twist when he learns that there are bullet holes in the window. Definitely a solid case of a post getting real dark real fast. 

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28 Historical Events That Can Be Accurately Described As "Bruh Moments"


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AskReddit users are breaking out their bold history facts to describe those moments in history that can accurately be described as "bruh moments." You know, the times when you're just kind of speechless and all you can do is mutter out a well articulated "bruh." 

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Karen Tries To Withhold Benefits From Diabetic Man, Gets Scolded By Her Area Director


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This diabetic man found himself face to face with a coldhearted and vindictive Karen who seemed hellbent on making other people's lives around her miserable. Sounds like the typical Karen move. Fortunately he was able to take his revenge on this Karen who wasn't medically qualified at all, and said that he wouldn't receive his benefits cause he "didn't take medication" for diabetes. 

Long story short, the Area Director eavesdropped on his meeting with Karen and ultimately caught her acting way out of line. She was nothing but a spineless coward when having to deal with the blowback for her actions. 

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Chinese Vlogger Exposed As 58-Year-Old Woman When Her Beauty Filter Turns Off In Middle Of Stream


What a wild time to be alive. The Chinese vlogger was known as "Your Highness Qiaobiluo on DouYu." She'd made promises to meet with excited fans after raising at least $14,500 in donations. But it would appear the mirage has dissolved and that dream of raising all those donations is as good as down the drain. Yep, looks like the beauty filter was all that stood between the world and "Your Highness" having her true age of 58 years exposed. 

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Man Wants To Give His Ex-Wife Some Of His Lottery Winnings Despite Angry Girlfriend


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This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he's a jerk for sharing his lottery winnings with his ex-wife despite his angry girlfriend. Many folks seem to be expressing an opinion that he's in fact not the asshole in this equation. They suggest it's his money, and his right to do with it as he sees fit. 

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Landlord Won't Pay to Fix Washing Machine, So Woman Racks Up Laundry Bill to Force His Hand


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Landlords always seem to promise things like working dishwashers and hot water, but sometimes fall short of their ability to provide an adequate living situation in exchange for your cash. Rent is expensive too, so paying a whole lot to live in a place with a terrible landlord who doesn't fix anything is an absolute nightmare. When this woman's boyfriend was being taken advantage of, she stepped in and made it too expensive for the landlord to NOT get the washing machine fixed.

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17 Times Low Cost Cosplay Delivered Ingenious Costumes on a Budget


A guy creates clever low budget costumes.

We'd all love to dress up as our favorite cartoon characters and superheroes, but few of us have the time and budget to do a good job. Thanks to Lowcost_cosplay we have an answer to the question "how can I dress up like my favorite Disney character, Ursula the Sea Witch, when all I can afford is a banana?"

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"Nice Guy" Threatens To Sue Stripper After She Rejects His Weirdly Aggressive Advances


Creepy nice guy has a total Facebook meltdown on a stripper after she rejects his strangely aggressive advances.

This guy is the definition of a deluded nice guy. When he finds out that he can't impose control over a very uncomfortable woman, he threatens to sue her. Sounds like someone never grew up and learned how the world works, and that sometimes you don't get what you want. But when you don't get what you want that is no excuse to start threatening people around you that you're going to sue. 

Buckle up and brace yourself for this guy's full on meltdown. 

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25 Things People Would Treat Differently If They Had Better Names


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There's a lot in a name. Some stuff that should be taken more seriously like deep vein thrombosis or hurricane evacuation areas gets bogged down under a name more pleasant than it should be. Other things like particular food and games would sound less dangerous if the name was more accurate. Other stuff, particularly urinal cakes, could just use a much more fun update.

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29 Hot and Wild Headlines from The Home of Florida Man


Crazy WTF headlines from Florida.

Florida man strikes again! Thanks to Florida's Sunshine Law allowing very open access to public records of police goings-on, we get a whole lot of wtf stories coming out of the state. In the headlines, the Florida men of all stripes come out of the woodwork and make the world a wackier, drunker, and more dangerous place.

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Wholesome Wrong Number Text Ends In Dudes Coming To See New Baby


Guy gets a wrong number text for a baby birth so he visits the mother.

When this guy got looped into a baby birthing that he wasn't a part of, he still went down to see the new baby. Because why not? It makes you feel good to see random strangers making connections, especially with good humor involved, like this understanding customer who got a messed up pizza order.

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Guy Accidentally Races A Woman Without Her Knowledge, She Gets Terrified And Almost Karate Chops Him


Guy accidentally races a woman without her knowledge, she gets terrified and almost karate chops him.

We love a good old-fashioned TIFU. This guy was out hitting the trails and thought he'd challenge himself to a little race. He unknowingly ends up sprinting up on a terrified young woman in the darkest part of the trail, where he finds himself face-to-face with her ready to karate chop him out. Sounds like he managed to survive the incident, and proceeded to awkwardly powerwalk himself into the sunset. 

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15 Expectations Vs Realities And The Fallouts That Ensued


Times people's expectations did not line up with what reality gave them.

We love a good old expectations vs realities list, and especially when the hopeful expectations take a big loss to the grim reality of the situation. We're all just out here trying to hit our stride, and not fail with every move we make. Unfortunately, the world and it's ever consistent string of fails has other plans. 

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Guy Catches Pen Thief Co-Worker By Hiding Pink Ink Cartridge In His Black Pen At Work


Guy takes revenge on his pen thief co-worker by switching out a pink ink cartridge in a black pen.

This clever mastermind took his revenge on a pen thief co-worker by hiding a pink ink cartridge in his black pen at work. The big kicker here is that the nature of his work was such that it was taboo for any of the employees to use anything other than a black pen for their work orders. You can imagine how things went when the pen thief went and used a pink pen on a work order. They were made to look like a proper idiot. 

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