Jimmy Fallon asked Twitter users to share their biggest car fails. The resulting tweets are full of dangerous disasters. People can be reckless animals on the road.
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With wedding season running along the wedding dramas and bridezilla horror stories are really coming out of the woodwork. This particular wedding nightmare involving a saddened bride, pressured by her family to give up her wedding venue to her pregnant sister because she "needs it more" is all kinds of messed up. Many of the responses offer moral support to the distressed bride, and pretty much say that her family can go screw themselves.
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We'll just file this under reason number 999 for why Keanu Reeves is a national treasure, and one of our favorite people in the world. Clearly, he was willing to waste an ice cream cone, just to make sure he had a receipt that he was able to sign for the starstruck movie theatre employee.
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This might be too much cursed for us to handle this Monday. We can't put our fingers on what makes cursed images so enjoyable for those sick and twisted minds out there, but as long as Reddit's Cursed Images section keeps churning up images that make our insides squirm, we'll make sure you guys get your cursed images fix.
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The moment you realize that Courtney Love wasn't kidding around about Harvey Weinstein at all.
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This guy unknowingly left his girlfriend at a random gas station out in a desert in Arizona. From the moment of his panicked realization to when he went and rescued her, he drove faster than he ever had in his whole life. Apparently he assumed that his relationship was up in flames due to his forgetfulness.
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Do you get mad when a sale advertises cheap stuff but the fine print is microscopic? How about a dating app that charges you when you try to delete your account? Or an oven that makes you sign terms and conditions? How about a food delivery service that literally steals the money you tip its employees? These and many other terrible and misleading products designed by monsters can be found in app stores and regular stores all around the globe.
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Those phone calls are almost as expensive as talking to local singles in your area. Usually having a stupid and demanding boss doesn't leave you with getting paid thousands of dollars for doing almost no work, but seeing it happen here is encouraging. Dumb bosses usually just make people frustrated or cause everyone to quit at once. Honestly, this story just makes us want to be programming contractors now.
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The Great Chicken Wars are upon us thanks to Popeye's and Chick-fil-A starting up some spicy Twitter beef today. Yes, a few new ads for some chicken sandwiches led to fans of each restaurant breaking out into a heated argument over who has the best chicken sandwich. Wendy's even comes in and roasts a little bit at the end there.
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He's definitely not cool with doing you a favor, bro. Especially when it's, "hey I came for free fries, I gotchu bro." Too lame to even entertain helping him out with.
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He's definitely not cool with doing you a favor, bro. Especially when it's, "hey I came for free fries, I gotchu bro." Too lame to even entertain helping him out with.
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We put so much effort into not getting played that sometimes we play ourselves. We're just glad we've never taken it as far as these folks did, like throwing darts into themselves and incapacitating themselves with pizza rolls. People injure themselves in stupid ways all the time. Some ways are just more entertaining than others.
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When this shitty landlord refused to fix up some broken windows, it ended up costing him thousands of dollars and his job. This is quite literally a professional revenge. And if you don't know by now, we love a good old-fashioned revenge story here at Fail Blog. There's something so sweet and satisfying about someone getting it in the end, after being a proper asshole.
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People seem to carry around the impression that quotes mean emphasis. This makes for some odd and amusing times when quotation marks were definitely unnecessary.
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James Fridman is the king of photoshop trolling. Let's hope that James Fridman never has to fulfill wishes for people as a genie!
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Uber passengers are sharing on a recent AskReddit what led them to give their drivers 1 out of 5 star ratings. The resulting stories are filled with fails and general uncomfortableness. If you're an Uber driver and you find yourself with 1 out of 5 stars, you're likely doing something terribly wrong, or there's a slight chance that your passenger is full of sh*t.
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Someone on AskReddit asked people to share what they imagined would go into a McDonald's "Angry Meal." The ensuing replies are deep-fried with angst and painful levels of hopelessness. Like how about a McDonald's job application and a salad.
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We're pretty sure these people know what they're getting themselves into when they send pictures of food to Gordon Ramsay, a celebrity chef known for having high standards and being mean. Some even troll him by making food that's extra terrible, just to see what he'll say. That said we're in no place to judge, we don't even eat half as well as some of these attempts.
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Technical difficulties at BBC in June 2017 resulted in an impressive marathon-style news cluster-F where we got to watch the anchor have what looks like a silent existential conversation with himself for over 4 minutes. The interspersed "BREAKING NEWS" interjections give it a sense of timing fit for a sketch comedy show.
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