Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Watch This Foolish Drunkard High Off Liquid Courage, Promise the World the 'Coolest Bottle Opener Ever'
Shameless Girl Caught Cheating By Her Resourceful Boyfriend When He Spots Strange Object In Her Sexts
Annd it looks like that suit)case is closed!
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Watch Jimmy Kimmel's Team Troll the Streets Convincing People The White House is Due For Renovations
Sorry but like someone out there in this country really thinks that Donald Trump would replace the White House with a 50-story penthouse building?....
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Security Footage of the Day: Terrible Ninja Caught on Tape Stealing Katana Sword
It takes years of training to become a ninja, so don’t go stealing swords on your first day.
At least, “still in training” better be the excuse of this ninja, who broke into a comic book store in Anchorage, Alaska and stole a katana sword on Friday. In a move that would get any warrior removed from their dojo, or at the very least, reprimanded by their sansei, this ninja was caught on camera. It doesn’t even look like they're trying to evade the its lens.
There are just so many things wrong with this scenario. First, like, if you’re dressing up as a ninja, and you’re not going to find any cover, then, jeez, I don’t know, go back to training. Second, what is this ninja doing getting their steel from a comic book store? That thing better have been stolen from this ninja and they are merely retrieving it. Third, bring a smoke bomb, dude.
What is this world coming to? A ninja should be as elusive as a shadow, and this one came in like bull in a china shop. Nothing else was stolen, but if the ninja’s in Anchorage are this bad, law enforcement really needs to step it up, unless you want your town overrun by low-rent ninjas.
Maybe that security camera was just really fast? No, that’s stupid. Get it together, ninja. Don’t be seen.
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Evil Kermit Is the Devil on the Internet's Shoulder
Ever almost do the right thing, then reconsider? You probably have an evil Kermit lurking around your brain telling you what to do.
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