Anyone who's been "fortunate" enough to have a parent teach them how to drive, likely knows that those times are ripe for road rage meltdowns. Sometimes it's the fear from parents of crashing and having it all fall apart, or it's just genuine pent-up rage coming out on the road.
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These spicy memes about working retail capture with painful accuracy the soul-grinding struggle of dealing with customers who often seem like they just want to be pissed at the world. They're real and so is the struggle. Thankfully we have memes to speak to the pain, and even provide us some bitter laughs along the way.
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Andy Ruiz Jr. took the world by surprise on Saturday night when he dethroned heavyweight champion, Anthony Joshua (22-0 with 21 knockouts). You could say that nobody saw it coming. Check out the highlight footage from the fight here.
You don't even have to follow boxing and the stars in it to be amazed by Ruiz Jr.'s performance. That being said, Stephen A. Smith was all kinds of outraged, and went on a tear on Twitter. Ruiz Jr. had some words for him at a certain point, and can you really blame him?
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These are a crime against humanity. Seriously. Get read to drive your inner perfectionist absolutely insane. They're so close to being on the mark, but also somehow so far away.
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Depending on what country you live in, "just go to the doctor" is a sentence that's much more complicated and expensive than it sounds. Apparently, for author Mary Robinette Kowal, the experience in Iceland was surprisingly simple. Like, holy crap, same day tests?
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"She didn't ask me to leave." Uh, please, she asked you SO many times my dude. What a fine and shining display of stupidity.
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Smash Mouth has spoken in regards to where they stand with the whole "Straight Pride Parade" being planned by a few dudes out of Boston. Simply put, they're not having any of it. And Twitter can't get enough of Smash Mouth yelling at the rest of the online world about how they feel about a "Straight Pride Parade."
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Dark jokes are fun and awesome until the exact moment when they get too real. I guess the lesson here is to not fully assume that everyone's got the same background as you. Damn that's awkward. I guess they got a bit of a history lesson out of it. Here are more awkward cringe moments that keep people up at night.
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You can trust that L. Scott Briscoe has your back in whatever idiot-headed chicanery you find yourself "wrongly accused of." In any case, the man needs some numbers on bus benches we can call the next time we really get in deep when it's "no fault of our own." For more lawyer themed shenanigans, here are courtroom stories from a tumblr thread spotlighting how crazy it is that court reporters can keep straight faces.
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It's like shopping at Walmart! The wild word of Tinder never fails to keep us on our toes. You just never know what kind of craziness lurks behind the next right swipe.
If you're in the mood for more ridiculous sh*t from Tinder, we recommend checking out the time an absolutely insane Tinder match couldn't handle a girl's vocabulary.
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As you can see what once was a nice and peaceful event in Atlanta, Georgia spiraled out of control into utter madness. These devious kids are lucky that those cops didn't get too startled. A bit of a dangerous stunt to charge toward a cop car, wielding a water gun; or even dump a gallon of water into the actual car!
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It doesn't just have to be music related. Metal is a state of mind. When you see something particularly brutal, like a dude gluing his fingers back on, or a whale exploding all over a bunch of bystanders, you know deep down that what you've just witnessed is none other than utterly metal. Check this out more some metal memes that are brutal enough for satan.
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Apple unveils the pricing for their upcoming products, and yes, that's a $999 stand! So apparently money does grow on trees then. Cause that's the only way I'd consider dropping that amount of money for a monitor stand.
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This Toyota service advisor got back at his hotshot manager who had a bloated ego and no chops to back it, with a very satisfying walkout. Sounds like Chad was doing a great job at being an insufferable manager, and disrespecting the people who mattered most to his smooth operations along the way.
If you're looking for more gloriously satisfying revenge drama, check out the time a moving company tried to screw a military guy over and he got back at them by royally screwing them over!
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"I notice I run faster naked" - A Fulham Gardens man has told how he chased down a home invader in his underwear, armed with a didgeridoo. MORE in #9NewsAt6 pic.twitter.com/Y7HIRzdFsh
— Nine News Adelaide (@9NewsAdel) June 3, 2019
"I notice I run faster naked!" Luckily this Australian legend who gave what is easily the most Australian interview of all time, had his "didgeridoo" on him when the water got hot.
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We're not exactly sure how relatable this problem is, but at least they have a sense of humor about it. I guess the lesson here is don't wait too long to scatter a loved one's ashes. And I guess the other lesson would be "don't expect helpful solutions from the internet." Facebook commenters can deliver pretty serious burns, like the time they roasted this ad for having an absurd model with a comically tight shirt.
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That's the rhythm of the street, baby. Sure the show offered stories on how to navigate relationships, the value of friendship, and had Mr. Rogers on, but it had moments that were undeniably savage. What a wonderful kind of day if we can learn to work and play and roast the Aardvark out of each other. And holy crap Muffy served backhands like a tennis champion.
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This woman got herself caught up in the middle of quite the awkward situation with her boyfriend's twin. Sounds like you've got to be extra careful with those devious twins before you go to make any moves and try to get "freaky"...
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English is a complex and weird language, made out of sutured together bastardizations of dozens of other languages. It's got confusing tenses and conflicting rules all over the place. Here are some fun applications of English, as well as a few miserable but funny misapplications of the language. For more interesting stuff about the English Language, here's a tumblr thread deconstructing the actual meanings of popular figures of speech.
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Everyone had one. Maybe you heard a rumor that two students got caught hooking up in a dumpster, or you found out the gym teacher started a fight club. You even could have had some kind of pooping bandit. Anyway, here are the crazy things that happened at people's schools that they'll be talking about for years. If this made you almost nostalgic, here are some salty people sharing what got banned from their schools.
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A brave young journalist named Joanna Chiu has a Twitter thread going viral. It's about stepping in when you see a despicable creeper doing their creepy thing out in public. This kind of courageous heroism is an inspiration, and sets the tone for how other people should handle creepers if/when they catch them out in public.
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