Friday, October 2, 2015
Justin Bieber Chugs Hennessy On Stage And Immediately Regrets It
And a boy becomes a man.
Notorious B.I.E.B back yaw http://pic.twitter.com/cttrfGSVfE
— DJ ALMA (@SydneyA) October 1, 2015
The Biebs joined Rae Sremmurd on stage in New Zealand and got #turnt up. The singer is a big boy now. He's been trying to tell us all this for a while now, but no one seems to be listening.
As a bottle of Hennessy comes his way, the singer takes a big gulp like a big boy does.
Just look at that face. You are looking at a man.
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WTF of the Day: Woman Blinds Herself Because She Felt it was 'Who She was Supposed to Be'
Jewel Shuping purposefully blinded herself with drain cleaner because she had yearned to be blind since she was six years old.
She suffers from Body Integrity Identity Disorder or BIID, which is usually associated with believing that one's limbs doesn't belong to one's self and manifests in a desire to lose that limb.
"I really feel this is the way I was supposed to be born, that I should have been blind from birth," the 30-year-old Shuping said.
Shuping's case is made even stranger by the fact that she worked with a psychiatrist to blind herself, presumably under the assumption that it was a treatment.
Even though she doesn't regret her decision, in fact now saying that she's never been happier, Shuping is trying to create awareness of BIID so that people don't take the route she did.
"Don't go blind the way I did. I know there is a need, but perhaps someday there will be treatment for it," Shuping said. "People with BIID get trains to run over their legs, freeze dry their legs or fall off cliffs to try to paralyze themselves.
"It's very dangerous. And they need professional help."
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Wonderfully Baffling Story of the Day: Man Breaks into Home, Feeds Cat, Makes Dinner, Writes in Diary
This right here is great.
Thirty three-year-old Christopher Hiscock seems like a pretty normal guy according to the National Post.
Except of course for the fact that he stole a truck to drive west, broke into a ranch and spent the day living comfortably in its confines before the resident came home and found Hiscock.
"She found the accused in her home watching TV," Crown lawyer Mike Wong said.
"He had started a fire in the fireplace and prepared himself a meal. He said he had been driving by and the door was open, so he came in.
..."The accused appears to have done some laundry. He also fed the cats and put out some hay for the horses," Wong said. "He used (the residents') toothbrush and shaver, he had taken some meat out of the freezer to thaw and he had written in their diary."
Yes. That's right. He even found the residents' diary and wrote in it.
In beautiful proof that the law can sometimes work for the people, the court released his one diary entry.
"Today was my first full day at the ranch," he wrote in the diary. "I fed the cats and horses. So much I can do here I have to remind myself to just relax and take my time.
"I don't feel alone here, I guess with 2 cats and 3 horses it's kinda hard to be alone. Last night I had a fire in the house. It was so (peaceful). I slept like a little baby.
I saw a picture in the basement on the wall of a man holding and weighing fish on a boat. Looking at him I realized we look a lot alike, but I think I'm more handsome."
They did not release either a picture of Hiscock or a the picture of the man weighing the fish, so we cannot confirm or deny whether Hiscock is more handsome. Although that question will keep us awake at night.
The story has a kind of happy ending, since he was only given probation by the judge.
Hiscock, who has no prior criminal record, apologized in court.
"I made a lot of mistakes," he said. "There's really no excuses for it."
He was still beaming about his brief stay at the ranch.
"Beautiful ranch," he said. "Gorgeous. I was driving and I just turned in. Beautiful place."
Judge Chris Cleaveley placed Hiscock on a one-year probation term with orders barring him from contacting the residents of the ranch and the owner of the Ontario truck.
But his future prospects look less than ideal.
"I really have nowhere to go," he said... "The woods is a good place, I suppose. There's a lot of fish out there."
Never stop dreaming, folks.
Submitted by: (via National Post)
This Twerking for the Homeless Video is One of the Worst "Pranks" We've Ever Seen
Please enjoy these pranksters "giving back with the back" in a shameless ploy for views.
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How Much is an Xbox 360 Worth These Days? Certainly Not What This Kid Got It for on Ebay!
This Snapchat Story About Being Home Alone All Weekend is On Point
Can't Cook? There's No Way You're More Inept in the Kitchen Than This Lady Opening a Can of Green Beans
These Heroes are Ready to Ask Two Girls to Homecoming in This Awesomely Cheesy, Cringeworthy Video
7 Ways to Prepare for Hurricane Joaquin
Haven't you heard? Joaquin is coming to town, and he's bringing a whole lot of wetness with him.
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Photoshop Battle of the Day: Menacing Girl Holding an Owl Gets The Reddit Treatment
R/photoshopbattles is arguably one of the best subreddits on Reddit. And this proves it.
After a Redditor uploaded this photo of a very menacing little girl holding an owl, things got out of hand—as they should have.
Take a look at the best edits Reddit could come up with...
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Fail of the Day: Police Break Open Car Window to Save One Very Realistic Doll
Police in the UK were fooled by one very realistic looking doll.
What started out as a rescue mission to save a baby left laying in the front seat of a locked car ended in embarrassment for police in Dudley, West Midlands.
After a concerned citizen notified the police of an infant in danger, officers jumped into action—smashing Delesia Rattray's car window. But they didn't find what they expected.
When Rattray returned to her car she found a note from police telling her to call the station. Fearing that a baby's life was in danger, the police smashed her window to save what turned out to be Rattray's 10-year-old sister's baby doll.
The doll was wrapped in a blanket with only its head poking out. Police have since apologized and agreed to cover the cost of replacing the window.
You tried, Dudley police. You tried.
Submitted by: (via Daily Mail UK)