Friday, January 8, 2016

According to Tila Tequila, Her Proof That the Earth is Flat Will Rock Your Disc-Shaped World!


Tila Tequila went on a Twitter rant and shared some of her... interesting theories about the shape of the Earth. Is she trolling, is this some kind of Joaquin Phoenix level performance art or is it possible that she really believes the stuff she's Tweeting? Just like, apparently, the shape of our planet, there's no way to tell for certain.

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This Winter Defog Your Windshield Faster with Science!




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‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ is Titled in Amazing and Awful Ways With #BadStarWars8Names on Twitter


People on Twitter have been offering up titles for the 'Star Wars: Episode VIII". No one really knows what kind of tale the eighth installment of this epic space saga will tell but these people decided to make a guess. The resulting titles are hilarious, punny and terrible. It's probably best if the makers of the eighth Star Wars movie just stay away from the internet altogether until it's finished.

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One-Eyed Surfer Cat Kuli Is Living the Dream Out in Hawaii

Channing Tatum's Wife Satirically-Serenaded Him With 'Pony' on Stage


Jenna Dewan-Tatum turned her husband's well-watch 'Magic Mike' bit around on him during an episode of Lip Sync Battle and nails it.



Not to be out done, Channing then performed Beyonce's 'Run the World (Girls)' and ending his Queen Bee performance with a special guest.


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When You Try To Celebrate a Little Success and FAILure Still Gets You


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This Brilliant Aussie is Finally Putting Hoverboards to Good Use


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Posted by Jackson ODoherty on Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Let's just hope that in the future worker's comp covers hoverboard injuries and explosions.

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This Cat's Perception Troubles Are How All Of Us That Made New Year's Resolutions Feel


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Bradenton Police Hunting for Man Who Delivered Heroin Wrapped in a Burrito to Hospital


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The suspect handed the Blake Medical Center employee a bag of food he said was for a patient. The employee then checked the food inside the bag, and discovered a syringe hidden inside the burrito.

In light of recent news, what's actually unhealthier though? This drug dealer's heroin-infused culinary twist on the traditional burrito? Or whatever slid out Chipotle's kitchen last summer amidst the Norovirus outbreak scandal?

What are the odds Jesse Pinkman had the car running? Walter White is not pleased with all this heat.

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That Moment When Your Family Vacation is Going to Include a Talk About the Birds & the Bees


Still can't believe this happened, little Gracie's still not right 󾌴

Posted by Andrew Hennessy on Tuesday, January 5, 2016

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Adele Shares Her Gym Face and It's All Too Relatable


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This Woman's Yelp Review of Her Past Dates Are All You Need to Know to Find the Perfect Romantic Venue


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Looking for a great place to take a date? Many people turn to internet services like Yelp to pre-screen their choice. This woman decided to review the locations of her past dates based solely on the date that took place. If you've ever scrolled through reviews of a theater and thought, yea it seems clean enough but does it have a photo booth to make out in? Now you'll know the important details of these choice romantic locations.

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Watch This Kid Find Out Who Luke Skywalker's Dad Is for the First Time


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