Sunday, January 12, 2020

Tumblr User Documents Adventures Of Extreme Chompin' T Rex


Tumblr user documents the various fun adventures of a T Rex toy | bunjywunjy Extreme Chompin T-Rex says 'S NEVER TOO LATE FOLLOW DREAMS

Little did the world know that all we need to motivate ourselves to get out there and seize the day, is an inspirational chompin' T Rex. I'm all for the extremely wholesome chompin' action. 

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Dads Respond to Being Told Their Kid Put Olive Oil in their Car


Texts from dads after being told their kid put olive oil in their car | tweet by thedad Text dad this now 's makin weird sounds Post replies. IMPORTED 100% Pure Olive Oil. 100% Pure Olive Oil IMPORTED put oil my car and now 's makin weird sou nds? Does sound like olives can Lol Delivered Now have drain olive out

My dad would have said my car doesn't need an extra virgin. The dads involved mostly responded positively. You can kind of gauge their opinion of their kid based on how they reacted. When the daddest dads aren't getting pranked, they're making epic puns and dad jokes.

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Surprises From Spouses After Couples Got Married


Various surprises from spouses after couples got married | apex18 posted by She's always leaving lids on everything un- screwed, and guess who is always breaking jars because he always picks everting thing up using lid?

Someone on AskReddit asked for married couples to share their biggest surprises with their spouses, after getting married. From innocent and quirky little things like leaving the lids unscrewed on jars, to some psycho level compulsive lying. It's really hard to know someone completely, until you've thrown in with them and spent more time together. 

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Bride Implodes On Facebook After Keeping $30K In Gifts from Cancelled Wedding


Bride's family demands money back from insane entitled bride who cancelled wedding | family member Is this a fucking joke???? After raking in $30k you decide to be greedy and use it all for yourselves? bride' s friend Pam what did I tell you about day drinking. In all seriousness, is the wedding really cancelled? I've already gotten the time off for Dec. 1 which is less than a month away Rich Uncle You aren't responding to my calls or texts so I'm just going to tell you: You are to return my

This is the natural continuation of this entitled bridezilla who cancelled a wedding and kept 30K in gifts. Naturally, the family had more to say about her decision to spend their money on herself, as they all scrambled to ask for their money back. Officially she's rescheduling, but since she made the decision to spend the money, hardly anyone seems to believe her. We've seen entitled morons, but this is incredible. What a world we live in. 

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Woman Tells Stranger At Funeral That Her Outfit Was Inappropriate


Woman asks people on Reddit whether she was rude for complaining about a funeral guest's outfit | AITA telling stranger her funeral outfit inappropriate? Not hole My great grandmother passed away few days ago and her funeral with this morning. High Roman Catholic Mass. She 103. One my cousins Joseph brought his girlfriend "Raven" They're both 19 and if my Aunt Sandy is be believed

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for telling a stranger that her outfit for the funeral was inappropriate. It sounds like they were alone when she had her outfit called out. So, any embarrassment felt was probably diminished by that factor. Even then, it can be pretty brutal to have someone call out what you're wearing as inappropriate. 

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Chaotic Moments of Misfortune and Failure


Fails, messes, mistakes, chaos on misfortune | broken window, loose tire on top of a car's hood, hole in the wall. slice of casserole on top of a melted plastic plate inside an over.

Life is unpredictable, and some unfortunate moments are bound to happen. All you can really do is take them in stride and take some solace in the fact that other people also have to deal with life's unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. There's runaway tires, lumber spills on the freeway, and deceptively baked bread. Given the option, you kinda hope for the bread one.

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Courtney Love Warning Actresses Of Harvey Weinstein In 2005


Good for Courtney Love. 

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Fake Cop On Power Trip Gets Caught


This dude is sitting on a throne of lies. 

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Guy Causes $3K Of Damage With $4 Worth Of Ice


Guy causes thousands dollars worth of damage with a few bucks worth of ice | r/tifu posted by false_name1229 TIFU by causing $3k damage with $4 ice Preface drive BMW and am all too aware their fabulously terrible repair costs know 's absurd and can be remidied by replacing my car with Toyota experienced absurdity. And owned Toyota am where am and love my car blindly.

Never underestimate the destructive power of a bag of wild ice left to create chaos in the back of your very nice car. This person ended up enduring quite the regrettable situation with a measly bag of ice. Apparently, it ended up resulting in thousands of dollars worth of damage. 

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Bride Uninvites Wedding Guests Over Bad Weather


An angry bride uninvites wedding guests over a bad weather drama | r/bridezillas posted by International-Aside Bride Uninvites Guests Over Bad Weather Edit: Guess wedding shower, not bridal shower distinction without difference terms end result, though still wanted clarify. Bride has uninvited people who didn't make bridal wedding shower due winter weather. She posted on FB Yesterday an eye opener and

This enraged bridezilla had a bit of a meltdown over a case of bad weather. She went so far as to uninvite the guests to the actual wedding, who missed her bridal shower, due to a severe snowstorm. Someone needs to take a minute and calm the hell down!

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Toxic Bar Owner Gets Outed By Employee To The Tune Of $50,000


A terrible, toxic, micromanager owner gets outed by an ex-employee and has to end up paying $50,000 | r/ProRevenge posted by melindee Revenge tune 50000+ on owner who wrongfully fired This is lengthy story happened around 6 years ago applied job as bar manager at new restobar opened up my area Ontario, Canada

This bar owner sounds like they were an absolute nightmare to be around. Not only were they walking around with a complete disregard for how one is supposed to legally run a bar, but they eventually fired an employee over a whole load of BS. Fortunately, the employee kept their wits about them, and ended up getting the bar shut down, due to all the BS that was occurring. 

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The Absolute Worst Excuses For Cheating


A collection of tweets from people that gave absolutely terrible excuses for cheating | tweet by JupiterDreamCo he said he forgot were dating

The replies to this Twitter thread about the most horrendous excuses people have ever heard for why someone cheated on their partner, are....astonishing. Words fall short for the lack of morals in these moments of shitty infidelity. Cheaters are just the worst. 

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Contractor Breaks Arm, Client Sends Threats Cause Of Late Project


Client sends angry threatening emails to contractor who breaks arm and says they'll turn in project late | Custom unit unfortunately won't be able build Hi unit by 12th Jan have fracture my second favourite arm. There's couple guys do good work can arrange something with if like. Cheers

How dare this contractor go and break their arm before checking with the testy client to see how they felt about it. So inconsiderate!

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Tinder Fails And Wins From Hopeless Romantics And Lost Causes


A collection of wins and fails from various people on Tinder | Do collect silverware? not on purpose? Darn mean don't not collect silverware just little confused about why asking

The wild world of Tinder never fails to leave us impressed and utterly confused over how some of these people come up with this sh*t. It's like the app serves as a stage for people to break out the best and very worst of whatever kinds of pickup lines and cheesy one-liners they have lying around. 

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Writer of Men In Black Told Not To Mansplain Men In Black, Has Happy Ending


Writer of men in black told not to mansplain the story he wrote | tweet by ed solomon At cafe where l'm writing people next were disagreeing about origins Men Black said If like could clear up one responded sorry do not need an old white male's mansplanation So apologized and

Writer Ed Solomon tweeted a short interaction he had at a coffee shop where he was told not to comment on the movie he wrote. After some confusion and open conversation, things started to make sense.

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Bride Demands Brother Change Appearance To Look Less Like The Groom


Bride demands that her brother change his appearance to look less like the groom | AITA not changing beard or wearing glasses just because somewhat look like groom at wedding? Long time lurker first post yay So close family member is getting married soon have been told either grow my beard out lot,

It sounds like this particular predicament is all kinds of strange. Apparently the bride was demanding her brother alter his appearance so that he looked less like the groom. Uh, yikes. What the hell is that about?

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