Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Dumb Moments That Made People Question Themselves


Stories of people's dumb mistakes | PianoManGidley opening can food my cat, and some gravy got on my finger. My brain went on autopilot and licked my finger clean regretted immediately.

We sometimes regret decisions that we put a lot of thought into, but it's the ones that you didn't think about at all that make you feel truly dumb. For more dumb stuff, here are the dumbest things people have been told, dumb things people did to their own cars, and the times people realized their kids were dumb.

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Employee Gets BS Write-Up, But They Have The Last Laugh


An employee gets written up for something unreasonable by the company, but they end up getting the last laugh | r/pettyrevenge by Alamokok HR try hard find dirt, but have last laugh. Bit significant background, but necessary think

Every great pro revenge story ends with someone managing to get the last laugh. After this employee was written up for what was apparently a BS reason, they made sure to make the company pay in a way of their own. 

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A Healthy Mish-Mash of Tumblr Gems


Funny Tumblr moments | sarahsquarah: So this lady came this morning and walked up front desk greet us before gasping loudly and saying forgot my dog" She forgot bring her dog with her vet

Tumblr is a healthy mish-mash of wierd premises, snowballing half forgotten ideas and overly specific pop-culture lore. You're never exactly sure what you'll find around the corner. So open up that chest and have a good time dabbling in the funny gems of tumblr.

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Brainiac Answers Ridiculous Question About Bacteria


Smart Quora user answers a ridiculous question about how bacteria can travel when you spit | spit urinal and there's string saliva, do bacteria have time go inside mouth? Anoop Sinha, Taught microbiology medical undergrads 10 years

This must be the smartest answer to one of the dumbest questions we've seen in a long time. 

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Twitter User Traces Disney's History And Imagines Their Future


Twitter user looks back at Disney's history and imagines their future | tweet by ripnoticMusic 1995: Disney buys ABC 2006: Disney buys Pixar 2009: Disney enters 30 film deal with Dreamworks 2009: Disney buys Marvel

This is gold. 

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Entitled Office Coworker Can't Handle Service Job


Office coworker couldn't handle service job | post by fuck-customers lot them probably wouldn't last at job Last year had an internship at fancy office during day, and food service job at night. One ladies at office told she needed part-time job some extra cash, and let her know about an opening my food service job, described would be expected, all

People overlook the day-to-day frustration of working in retail, service, and anywhere else where you might come into contact with a wild Karen. Anyone who has worked a physically demanding job for very little pay has a special type of appreciation for less demanding work, and a special type of disdain for a life-long office type who's never had to get their hands dirty. This Tumblr user got to see their coworker have a learning moment.

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Compilation Of Jimmy Fallon Fake Laughing


There's got to be a conspiracy theory out there somewhere that suggests Jimmy Fallon doesn't know how to laugh (like genuinely laugh), or that he's being held hostage and forced to laugh, or else. It's just such fake laughter that it's filled with cringe. 

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Big Scary Icicles Falling from Power Lines


Here are some big powerful icicles that destroyed a few windshields and caused loud, catastrophic mayhem.

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Tagged: scary , wtf , snow , icicle , ice , dangerous

Scummy Collection Agency Messes With Guy's Credit Score


A scummy collection agency messes with a guy's credit score, and ends up having to pay him in a cash settlement | r/ProRevenge Ded0099 3100 dollars medical debt large cash settlement 3 years later scummy Collection Agency and its lawyers. Hello, this is about as pro revenge will ever get so here goes.

You've got to love it when someone goes from a daunting amount of medical debt, to a sizable cash settlement some years later from a crappy collection agency. As far as satisfying pro revenge tales go, this one right here is something special. Job well done for this dude!

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Autocorrect Sparks Film Idea And Tons Of Puns


Autocorrect ends up inspiring a movie idea along with a bunch of puns | tweet by ChrisHewitt Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ Jesus Heist and now, if excuse have go off write biggest movie 2021.

A simple autocorrect mistake went on to inspire a ridiculous wave of puns centered on a Jesus Christ-inspired heist movie. Twitter users really delivered on this one. 

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Engaged Couple Wants To Serve Chipotle At The Wedding


A newly engaged couple asks the people of Reddit whether or not it's inappropriate to serve Chipotle at the wedding | WIBTA serving Chipotle at my wedding? No -holes here getting maried April, and my fiance and started planning our wedding were shocked by expensive all different components were, especially catering live high cost living area, and cheapest catering quotes were able get were still well over $100 per person inviting 75 people and thought spending $8,000 or more on food is pretty

This couple asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were jerks for wanting to serve Chipotle at their wedding. It sounds like the idea is motivated by sentimentality and the desire to save some money in the process. Most people are of the opinion that it's their wedding, and thus up to them! 

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Man Lies To Wife About Terrible Cooking, It Backfires Terribly


Guy lies to his wife about her terrible cooking, and it ends up backfiring in a terrible way with people getting sick over her recipe | post by Microdoted TIFU by trying spare my wife, and saying her cooking great. happened yesterday fallout happened about an hour ago

This caring husband learned a tough lesson in the value of telling the truth, when it comes to your partner's cooking. In his case, it sounds like he was really trying to do the right thing. Unfortunately, his pursuit toward doing the right thing resulted in a dinner party dealing with a gnarly case of food-related illness. Sounds like they'll get over it after the wife calms down. 

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Humorous Moments From The World Of Scottish Twitter


A collection of funny tweets from the minds behind Scottish Twitter | tweet by PygmyLoris years, my very glaswegian husband thought words were wean manger and this will never stop being funny

Good old Scottish Twitter never fails to bring on the laughs. There's just something about trying to decipher the rich culture of a humorous Scottish Tweet that never ceases to leave us entertained. Scottish Twitter is a goldmine of comedy gems. 

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Common Misconceptions People Hate Hearing Repeated As Fact


A collection of misconceptions that people are tired of hearing as fact | blackboard with chalk writings on it. Einstein failed math. Nope, he didn't, he top class.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those known misconceptions that they're tired of hearing other people repeat as fact. Some people really need to fact check themselves before they share information with others, and act like it's the undeniable truth. 

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Breakup Texts That Ended Things In A Blaze Of Glory


A collection of breakup texts between partners | hand written note Alexander Im sorry but dont want boyfriend anymore wanna break-up and no dont want be with any friends. Jenny

Some people are more graceful with the breakup process than others. These relationships just didn't work out. And the texts are filled to the brim with pain and heartbreak. 

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Star Wars Inspires Twitter Discussion On Movie Failures


Guy on Twitter explains what it looks like when a movie actually fails | tweet by Nash076 Do actually know technical meaning bomb" is film? Because Rise Skywalker didn't bomb s on track pull at least billion s at $725 mil now s made back its budget and 's going turn profit s not bomb.

Star Wars has ignited all kinds of thoughtful discussions on what really constitutes a fail in the movie business. There's a whole lot more to it than meets the eye. At the end of the day, you also can't deny that there will always be someone around ready to complain about something. 

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