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Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Modern-Day Wright Brother Flew His Drone Into His Wife’s Hair and It Got Stuck
In other news, this man probably doesn’t have a wife anymore.
People love drones, which are fancy electric helicopters you can stick a GoPro on.
One really nice and clearly supportive husband decided to test out his fancy helicopter by landing it on his wife’s back — not thinking about how those blades would react to hair. Spoiler: It doesn’t play nice with hair. Then, in a perfect storm of drone misconduct, their daughter took the remote and, well, things went from bad to very bad.
According to Mashable, “Sheena only had to cut out a small piece of knotted hair, while her husband was cut on the hand by the flying hair deathtrap. She warns that these things could seriously hurt someone.”
Could've been worse. Case in point:
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The Internet Presents: Bizzare Facts You Didn't Know About Condoms
Imgurian poppingremlins shared with the internet some incredibly bizarre and hilarious facts about condoms that you need to know.
Yeah. This is a thing.
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15 People Share Their Most Ridiculous NSFW Celebrity Encounters, and I Don't Know What to Believe Anymore
"Is this real life" Nah, probably not dawg.
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20 Times People Helped Make Club Penguin The Strange, Dark-Humored Laugh Factory That It Is
This game is a perverse goldmine when it comes to riotous moments of comedic gold.
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Don't Clean the Toilet? People Share Their Roommate's Most Unreasonable Demands
Living with roommates is tough, no doubt about it, and sometimes they're even more unreasonable before you move in. They make these crazy demands. Like this dude Doug I'm living with requires a fondant cake a day. You think that's easy? Sure, I'm getting better at it, but still.
Check out what some on Reddit have to deal with.
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Meterologist Dad Drops Perfectly Snarky Comment to Daughter Over Text, Internet Instantly Loves Him
These old folks getting social media and turning into damn savages out here tho...
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After 26 Years, Someone Finally Figured Out How to Beat This “Unbeatable” Mario Boss and Life Has Meaning Again
If you’ve ever played Super Mario World for Super Nintendo, then you know how annoying the Big Boos are.
However, after 26 years, some super Super Mario player explained how to kill them on Twitter. You just slide down the stairs and crash into them.
It’s an amazing moment watching people come together in their shared interest of defeating video game ghosts. Now, if only we as a country could come together and figure out how to defeat actual ghosts. Seriously, there are too many ghosts in this country, especially on Tinder.
Sorry.
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Watch This Boss of an Amazon Echo Calmly Pronounce Longest Place Name In Europe Like It's No Big Deal At All
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" in case you're wondering the spelling on that madness.
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Symphony’s “Triangle Guy” Brings the Heat and Gets an Amazing Compliment
It can be really easy to overlook the importance of the triangle in the symphony. So it’s nice to see someone finally showing them some recognition.
When Twitter-user @jbell tweeted his thoughts on “triangles guy,” another percussionist decided the tweet needed to be printed out and pasted to the percussion room wall.
Look to the tweet whenever you’re feeling down, San Fransisco Symphony percussion section.
Triangles guy BROUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKING HEAT to Bruckners 8th @SFSymphony
— James Bellenger (@jbell) March 26, 2015
i usually go paperless but this tweet deserved to be emailed, printed out, and posted on the literal @sfsymphony percussion room wall. http://pic.twitter.com/8XrzFAYVTc
— rob knopper (@robknopper1) January 10, 2017
Glad to see the triangles finally getting proper respect. https://t.co/ZT73Mj1oZD
— Ivan the K™ (@IvanTheK) January 10, 2017
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Say Hello to My Little Friends... In This Elementary School Production of Scarface
Grease is out and Scarface is in, at least when it comes to elementary school theater productions.
This stage production of Scarface performed by little kids is hilarious and cute, especially when they curse. Subsituting "fudge" and "son of a b" isn't getting old any time soon.
Truth be told, the video "Scarface School Play" has been around for a while and is 100% not real, accoding to Snopes. But if you want to sound smart in front of all your friends, you can drop this fun fact: It was directed the team behind Lady Gaga's "Pokerface" video, Marc Klas and Rockhard Films.
Fake or no fake, this is amazing.
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Taco Bell Is Releasing a Tortilla Made Entirely of Fried Chicken and I Just Had a Heart Attack
Following in the "food" steps of Col. Sanders and his disturbing “Double Down” sandwich, Taco Bell is about to get in the “let’s just use chicken to hold the chicken” game.
The Naked Chicken Chalupa throws away the tortilla and just uses crispy fried chicken as the holder of your standard taco filling. It's like they finally realized that we're wasting time with the whole living like civilized people thing.
Taco Bell explains it’s new Frankenfood:
“Something this delicious yet different is bound to ruffle some feathers; some might even cluck their tongues at it,” Marisa Thalberg, chief marketing officer at Taco Bell Corp said in a press release. “However, we feel confident that once our fans get a taste of the Naked Chicken Chalupa they are going to understand exactly why this is our next big, fun and craveable innovation, following in the footsteps of the Doritos Locos Tacos five years ago and the Quesalupa just last year.”
Taco Bell has gone completely insane, and it's great.
You'll be able to get your new Naked Chicken Chalupa on January 26, so start making your necessary doctor's appointments now.
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Twitter Can't Hold It In Anymore and Explodes on Trump’s Unverified Russia Leak With a Shower of Pee-Related Jokes
The report maybe unverified but the jokes are verified funny.
Last night BuzzFeed published an unsubstantiated report regarding the president-elect and his ties to Russia, particularly the compromising material they may or may not have on him. According to the report, that allegedly compromising material regarded a video of Trump, a number of prostitutes, and one serious tip for the cleaning lady. Seriously, this is the type of thing people lose their deposit over.
There are a ton of reasons to be skeptical of a report like this. That billionaire reality-TV gameshow host claims it’s “FAKE NEWS,” and it very will could be. An alleged video of Trump watching prostitutes pee on each other in Russia sounds a little too on the nose, for one thing. But that didn’t stop Twitter from providing a steady stream of hilarious pee-related tweets after the news broke.
True or untrue, it didn’t stop any of the tweets from being hilarious.
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Guy Who Gets Wrong Number Calls From Woman Named Meme, Gets Texts From Her Occasionally and They're Very Enjoyable
For a moment, just imagine being a young person named 'Meme' in this day and age.
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