When you have to wait in line for an hour to get on a ride, a line-cutting can turn into a fistfight. With a little forethought, this dad effectively got someone back for being a jackass, and left them with the ability to do absolutely nothing about it. What a dad move. Hot damn.
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That's like heading over to Scotland and telling them to stop speaking in Scottish accents. It's just plain wrong and dumb. This is some nice live TV awkward gold.
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These humorous tweets won't fail to supercharge your day with a nice dosage of laughs. We can all use a break from the constant state of darkness that is existence on this mad planet.
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We don't blame most people for crappy first pitches. It's pretty understandable when some local celebrity who hasn't thrown a ball in their life can't get it across home plate. This however, is pretty damn bad. Pretty sure she hit the camera itself.
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Dr. Kaeli Swift broke down the reasons why crows sometimes kill each other, and how those actions aren't isolated to their own species. Moral of the story is that crows are some real tough mofo's, and we should be wary of them all.
If you're looking for more fun knowledge about birds, we recommend checking out this fascinating Twitter thread on what makes ravens so cool.
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Just cause this Father's Day gift out of Australia went hilariously wrong doesn't mean that the story doesn't end with a sweet and satisfying finish. Yes, justice is served. And justice in this case looks like someone getting their money back, WITH INTEREST. Can we also dwell on how demonically possessed that strange little dog tag looks? What the hell happened, man...
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These deeply satisfying feelings tickled people's souls. Sometimes we crack that one spot in our backs that's been troubling us all day, or you clean your ears out and have an eargasm; and it just might actually be better than sex. Maybe. You might relate to some of these.
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If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
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This story is absolutely not for everyone, so hey, don't come at us in the comments saying you weren't already warned. Anyway, putting on relationship goggles, this is first and foremost a trust issue, and probably a legitimate fear this guy has. A ridiculous and overblown fear? Yeah, probably. Do they make relationship therapists for this kind of thing? Who knows. For a similarly...obscure(?) relationship story, here's a panicked guy who had to interrogate his girlfriend over a stinky sock mystery.
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When this guy's ex-girlfriend wouldn't let him break the lease, he did what any upstanding citizen would do; he showed up when she was in the middle of getting down with her new boyfriend, and he brought bagels! This is definitely one of the more entertaining revenge stories we've come across in a while.
If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge drama we recommend checking out the time a co-worker got an employee fired, and they ended up taking their revenge years later. People are animals.
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We've never seen a dog talk back to an owner who's suspected them of committing a crime. I guess Blue's logic here is that he can't get blamed if he can't hear her. Let's hear him out, maybe he didn't do anything wrong.
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Not sure what kind of person literally demands to have a cake on their desk by Monday but you better believe HR is gonna look into it and laugh their ass out of the office. People get stupid when they substitute common decency for a few dollars like these cheap bastards who tried to manipulate people.
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We hope things are looking up for this person, and anyone else affected by potential mistreatment when staying in a Salvation Army shelter.
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Apparently Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson actually lifted that good old nickname from Kevin Hart. But in all seriousness, we're excited for what the clap back looks like on this one!
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When their boss got overzealous cutting costs, this group of bartenders and servers took action right when it mattered most. 8:30 on a Friday. It seems like the natural thing to happen when you overwork your staff and stop paying them. For more, here's a satisfying revenge story of an employee ending his despicably cheap boss.
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If you were looking for a chance to get distracted by interesting thoughts and clever observations, you came to the right place. Here's a charcuterie of thoughts to let your brain-teeth sink into. Here are some more shower thoughts to blow your mind.
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Everyone sit back and listen to feminist writer Naomi Wolf get respectfully called out for the fact that the historical thesis of her book is based entirely on HER misunderstanding of a legal term. Credit goes to the radio host for doing this in a composed, seemingly chill manner; but you still just can't escape the savagery. At the very end of the clip I'm pretty sure you can hear her soul leave her body.
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Twitter users are reminiscing on those TV shows they watched back in the day that have since then aged terribly. There seemed to be a lot of hate towards that show Entourage. Seems like some scripts just can't keep up with these changing, evolving times.
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