Thursday, February 18, 2016

It's 2016 and the State of Memes Means 'Damn Daniel' is the Cool New Thing for, I Dunno, Probably the Next Two Days


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Publications across the web are ruining it by calling Daniel and his white vans the hottest new meme of 2016:

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Kinda Harsh When Her Husband Made Some Simple Geography Mistakes, This Wife Wasn't Surprised


She's the brains, and he's the arm candy. 

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Chess Grandmaster Maurice Ashley Plays a Hustler in Washington Square Park


Can a chess hustler fool a grandmaster? Absolutely not. Props for trying, though. The look on the hustler's face when he finds out who he just played is priceless.

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Follow This Guy to Amazing Sights and Almost Certain Death


That Outfit Really Highlights Her Best Parts


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A Florida Teen Opened a Clinic and Tried to Bluff His Way Into a Medical Career


florida doctor A Florida Teen Opened a Clinic and Tried to Bluff His Way Into a Medical Career

As it turns out, you need a substantial amount of schooling to become a medical doctor. 18-year-old Florida teen Malachi Love-Robinson has been arrested for trying to skirt around that fact by simply impersonating one. According to the Charlotte Observer, this case is connected to a mysterious teen wandering the halls of a West Palm Beach hospital dressed as a doctor one year ago. 

This time it seems that he opened his own clinic. He went under the name Dr. Malachi A. Love-Robinson PhD, HHP-C, AMP-C according to his profile on the website for his clinic the New Birth New Life Medical Center and Urgent Care LLC. 

For those of you unfamiliar with medical certifications, HHP-C and AMP-C mean... nothing. But they do help him sound important! 

The website for the clinic he allegedly started is still active. It even has a picture of the doctors who work there that are definitely real people and not at all people dressed as doctors in a stock photo. 


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Love-Robinson is charged with practicing medicine without a license and is being held on $6,000 bail at the Palm Beach County Jail. 

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Look Who Just Announced Their Canada-cy for the US Presidency


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Kinda Harsh When Her Husband Made Some Simple Geography Mistakes, This Wife Wasn't Surprised


She's the brains, and he's the arm candy. 

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Chess Grandmaster Maurice Ashley Plays a Hustler in Central Park


Can a chess hustler fool a grandmaster? Absolutely not. Props for trying, though. The look on the hustler's face when he finds out who he just played is priceless.

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People Are Finding It Hard to Agree on a Solution to This Fruit Based Brain Teaser


math brain teaser People Are Finding It Hard to Agree on a Solution to This Fruit Based Brain Teaser

This is one of those "brain teasers" that often pop up on Facebook with an annoying and statistically ambiguous title like "Only 5% of the population know the answer to this puzzle!" According to The Daily Mail, this one has been floating around since December. 

For once the people in the comments actually have something worth arguing about. You may not have noticed at first but the illustrations in the last equation are different than all the other ones. Let's walk through it.

First, apples definitely equal 10, that much is clear. From the next equation you can guess that each banana bunch equals four. Now we can assume that the coconuts equal two.

So the last equation should add up to 16. 2+10+4 =16 right?

BUT there's only ONE coconut half this time and only three bananas. So is that 1+10+3=14?

This has people arguing about whether the concept of the fruit is a constant number or if that number can change as the picture of the fruit changes. To make matters worse, Dr Kevin Bowman, a Mathmatics course leader at University of Central Lancashire spoke to the Daily Mail to try to "clear" things up.  According to him, they can represent whatever you want since the only unambiguous fruit is the apple. Also, everything you thought about coconuts is wrong. He concluded his interview with this:

You might even say that the two coconut pieces in the third equation are different sizes, and therefore add up to three quarters or even seven eighths when put together.

In that sense, there are an infinite amount of possible answers.


So no one can know the real answer until, somehow, the commenters on Facebook reach some sort of philosophical consensus on how we treat visual representations of fruit.

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Please, Dear God, Give Leo The Oscar


Safe Sex Also Means Abiding By These Crazy 'Murican Sex Laws


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Take a Minute and Enjoy These Aussie's Lip Dubbing to Donna Summers


Same shit different Valentine's Day (in the Pilbara)

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One Dad's Emojional Valentine Snap is Also Something His Kid Can Never Un-See