With all the funny misadventures of people on Tinder, it's a miracle anyone actually ever sees a person face-to-face. If you needed any help completely ruining your chances, or wanted to review the outrageous things to avoid saying on a first date, then here's an opportunity.
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Whether or not you're a part of the Flat Earth fan club, these funny memes about the absurdity the Flat Earth theory are sure to make you giggle. Checkmate, atheists.
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Throwing it back to the golden olden days. Careful, the nostalgia hits hard in this post.
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He's a bad guy, but maybe not a bad guy. Anyone else confused/love this show?
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Keaton Patti is a funny and absurd writer who's responsible for these wacky re-captions, as well as ridiculous "bot-written" scripts such as this Diners Drive-Ins And Dives script or this Olive Garden Commercial. We're here for the controlled insanity and reworking of something as near and dear to our hearts as Antiques Roadshow.
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We've seen a whole lot of not fun facts that are scary and disappointing. Sure, they're inherently compelling, but it kind of starts to bring down your world view. So here are some nicer facts that are on the uplifting side. For some surprisingly interesting facts, here's a twitter thread on fonts that is actually fascinating. And if you just want to feel smart about the things you already know, here are some of the dumbest things people had to explain to adults.
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Sometimes people end up being their own worst enemy online. If they had simply not said anything at all, the rest of the world might've never known the kinds of morons they were dealing with. But alas, some people just seem incapable of really helping it.
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Dads are gonna make dad jokes. Whether or not anyone likes them is up for debate. This dad found himself in a pickle when he went with his instincts and made a risky joke. As one commenter put it, it's a clever joke, but just maybe the wrong audience.
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These parents are the very definition of overprotective. They are really living up to that "helicopter parenting" stereotype. Some parents just seem to have a very hard time willing themselves to give their kids space, and not bombard them with spam texts all the time.
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Apparently some cows are escape artist. When this cop heard about a weird dispatch he decided to check it out and the results were far from disappointing. This was nothing like this funny escaped cow who went back in after being yelled at. And for more police stuff, here are some funny times cops were cool.
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We're not exactly 100 percent sure if he's completely joking here. We hope this guy's joking, because it's either that or he delivered that line with the joyed resignation of a man who simply does not care.
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Life is a roller coaster of high highs and low lows. Some of these low moments are extremely trashy in nature. Most people wouldn't steal someone's ashes or jog around a city pooping behind cars, but alas, incredibly trashy moments still happen, and they are freakin' ridiculous.
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Twitter users are sharing all the wild things they'd do if they suddenly discovered a million dollars. Some people would run off with it before anyone could find them, while others would work to exercise a lot more caution. Might not want to mess with someone who misplaced a million dollars.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for parents to share their harrowing experiences with what drove them to disown their children. The resulting stories are pretty dang heartbreaking. Proceed at your own risk.
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