Sunday, March 1, 2020

Employee's Story of Karen Who Wanted "Fresh Donuts" Straight from the Oil


Entitled Karen customer wants fresh donuts and this employee gives her raw dough | Posted by filipinopanda This lady wanted fresh donut so gave her oc So wasn't sure if this malicious compliance and posted Entitledpeople but someone said this would be great here. So here is. Also Thank RSlash on youtube making realize have so many stories share. Here's my story

Sometimes it seems like an entitled customer has all the time in the world to make absurd demands that go beyond not only your job description but above common sense. In this case it was lady who wanted the freshest donuts as humanly possible, and this employee made it happen. No one has the time or patience for the demands of entitled Karens.

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Disappointingly Dumb Moments of Pure Facepalm


Disappointing moments of stupid failure | tweet by Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen asked pepperoni pizza half cheese pic of a pizza where one half has no cheese at all | pic of a person giving a thumbs up next to a sign that says "NO ENTRY FLOWERS AREA" while in the background a large group of people walks through a flower field

We wish, for the general state of things, that people were better at thinking. Since that will never change, all we can really do in lieu of that is laugh at the funnier moments of pure facepalm life has to offer. The sheer number of disappointing moments of facepalm is absolutely daunting.

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Parents Describe Their Toddlers' Unanswerable Questions


Parents describe questions that their toddlers asked them that they just couldn't answer | reddit posted by blue-waters86 This isn't why question, but my kid asked s favourite stairs two weeks ago and still confused white staircase with black railing

Parents are describing the mind boggling questions that their toddlers asked them. Some toddlers are born into the world, and filled to the brim with questions. They might question everything, endlessly. And some of the questions will seem devoid of logic as we know it. Maybe all that questioning of the way things are is its own kind of wisdom. Who knows?

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Funny Senior Quotes that Passed with Flying Colors


Funny senior yearbook quotes | ear everything boy with big ears dressed in a tuxedo | Don't use stupid lumber jack photo Mom photo of a person in an orange tank top and jean shorts and a usa flag bandanna around their forehead holding a branch over their shoulder

Most of us want to put our high school lives behind us. We sure thought we knew everything, but over the next few years realized that we were still stupid. At least we still have our old yearbooks with all the senior quotes to look back on and try to forget about again.

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Useless Yet Interesting Calculations


Interesting yet useless mathematical calculations | elevator max weight 4 PERSONS MAX 1000 KG 1 HORSE 5,050 BANANAS 6,666 HENS EGGS 2,941 PIGEONS 88 HADDOCK 10525 NICKLES quick how many harmonicas well according to yonberg harmonicas the one particular models weighs 81g 1000kg = 1,000,000 grams 1,000,000/81 = 12.345/67 harmonicas no joke

Sometimes it can be fun to run the numbers on things that were never intended to be studied through the lens of mathematics in the first place. We've got calculations galore, on hand. Apparently numbers can actually be fun sometimes. 

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Tumblr's Best Marvel Story Welcomes The Death Star


Tumblr's best Marvel story brings the Star Wars death star into the mix | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big

Ah yes, Tumblr does it again. This time with a pleasant story that brings some of Marvel's superheroes together with the infamous "Death Star." Can't say we wouldn't love to see how this would look on the big screen. Talk about a fun way of putting Ant-Man's toys to good use. 

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Liar Says Automotive Locksmith Broke His Car's Rear Defroster


Liar says that automotive locksmith broke his car's rear defroster, and petty revenge ensues | reddit post r/pettyrevenge SumoNinja17 Lie get back my $75.00, watch walk customers away business years! Many moons ago did automotive locksmith work usually cars were impounded, repoed or people lost their keys. l'd make my rounds once or twice week storage lots and there would be list waiting

This lying customer learned a humbling lesson in the ramifications of telling a dumb lie to pull one over on an automotive locksmith who was just trying to help. Yes, it'd seem the customer decided they didn't want to pay for the services provided, so they hatched up a lie about their rear defroster being broken in the process of the job. The locksmith decided to petty revenge back in response to the lie, and what sounds like satisfaction ensued. 

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Company Forces Employee to Use All His Vacation Days, Incapacitates Company


Guy is told by company that he has to use all his vacation or lose it, so he does and cripples the company | reddit post MaliciousCompliance Posted by -S--R-E-N- Vacation- use or lose Fine. MC coming right up. This is not mine, but my late dad's. He loved telling this story tried typing this story few times here last few months, but couldn't get through am daddy's girl and miss him terribly. He brilliant and wickedly clever sob and hope all enjoy. TLDR at bottom.

It's another one of those unfair changes in policy made by management with zero foresight. It seems like a huge company should be able to adapt when their employees use the benefits they promise to give. In a similar story, here's a guy who came up with a masterful plan when told he had to work on vacation.

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Old People Doing Their Best with The Technology


Old people making mistakes online and with technology | facebook Ceramic pig no real Not real pig is ceramic pig pics of a black and white pig figurine | Honey Do Service, Inc Get FREE estimate NOW! One call does all. No job too big, no job too small. Professional Insured 1yr-Warranty Proudly serving and surrounding areas. GET FREE ESTIMATE NOW Honey Do Service, Inc Home Improvement Patricia If Jesus comes tomorrow then ok will reschedule

You can't really blame a group of people who had adult children before the internet was even invented for being bad with the internet. But you can most certainly laugh at the frequent mistakes they make on there. There's weird breaks in social media etiquette, strange oversharing and general mistakery. But hey, these old people on social media are doing their best.

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Coder Takes Nuclear Revenge On Lying Ex-Employer


Coder takes revenge on their lying ex-employer by ruining their websites | pay one way or another Greetings Normally this not even subreddit followed but certain youtuber entertained lot by reading few select posts this one. Our story is years ago used work some kind full-stack agency as coder; doing websites, desktop applications and integrations customers.

This coder decided to take what's been labeled a "nuclear revenge." It sounds like their ex-employer was a nightmare. Apparently, they refused to pay the coder when they went to leave the job, and followed up that refusal with trying to spread a bad and false reputation about them. No good!

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Long Haul Truckers Share Creepiest Things They've Seen


Long haul truckers share the creepiest things that they've seen on the road | reddit posted by JasonVoorheesthe13th My great uncle long haul trucker and he swears one time he driving down road see two guys pull rolled up carpet out trunk their car and throw river. Whether 's true or not don't know, but 's still creepy none less.

Long haul truckers are describing the creepiest things they've seen out on the road. Turns out there's a whole lot of creepy that one can witness, while working as a long haul trucker. 

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Stupid, Useless and Accidentally Filthy Design Failures


Stupid, useless and accidentally filthy designs | Anxiety Disorders Now Only $45.00 Entrance Next Door FAMILIAR business shopping window glass | WORLD'S LARGEST QUALITY TOY MANUFACTURE TRADE MARK ASS TOYS 200 FIFTH AVE NEW YORK company logo

Every day, people birth new stupid design failures that need some help. Whether it's a useless fence, an accidentally dirty sign, directions that make no sense or just a misplaced toilet, we're grateful for them all. These were design fails were someone's one job, but we doubt many will admit to doing them.

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Tumblr Thread: Magenta Is The Impossible Shade Of Pink


Interesting Tumblr thread points out how magenta is the impossible shade of pink | inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta serve as considers logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake and also hate

Our brains are strange things. In this case, we get to enjoy a breakdown on how they go about perceiving what we call the color magenta. Apparently magenta is not a single color of light, but instead is how our brain perceives two different colors of light at opposing ends of the spectrum. 

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Dude Looks At Fiance's Location History, Discovers They're Cheating


Guy looks at his fiance's location history and discovers that she's been cheating on him | TIFU by looking at my fiances location history and found out she has been cheating on Obligatory "this happened two days ago had been together with my girlfriend almost 4 years proposed her about month ago, she said yes, and were incredibly happy! Or so thought.

This dude decided to check their fiance's location history, and came to discover that there was cheating going on. Ouch. But hey, thanks to the discovery they're free from someone who refused to keep themselves faithful to their partner in the first place. 

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Luxury Car Dealership Wants To Treat Customer Like Dirt, Ends Up Washing Car


Luxury car dealership wants to treat customer poorly, but they end up washing the car | Luxury car Dealership wants treat customer like dirt, ends up washing his car instead This isn't my story happened my ex classmates dad but 's too sweet story not share. His dad is pretty wealthy guy and owns his own construction business. My classmate always showed up fancy clothes and cars. One day, dad walks into car dealership. He interested buying Mercedes G Wagon. He went inside and ignored almost an

This luxury car dealership decided to treat a customer like dirt. In the long run, thanks to a nice pro revenge, they end up being the ones to have to clean the car. Just picturing the dad's face while the car dealership washed the car, is enough to put a smile on our faces. 

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People Selling Mirrors


Various people that were trying to sell mirrors and got caught in the camera shot | reflection of an older woman taking a photo of a mirror with a camera in a living room while a man in a grey vest watches from behind with his hands in his pocket

People selling mirrors speaks for itself. They're doing their best to sell some mirrors, and in the process, hilarious pictures ensue. Maybe some of these people are just embracing the fact that they're in the frame. 

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