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Saturday, January 16, 2021

Guy Flips The Script On Lowballer Who Tries Selling Bootleg Uggs

At first it seemed like the typical tale of a dude asking for too good of a deal, getting rejected and slipping away into the night. Then the prospective buyer tried contacting the PS4 seller again in an attempt to sell his own wares, bootleg tracksuits and Uggs. It turned into a convenient opportunity to get the last word in. The lowballers of the world set themselves up for failure often, like this lowballer who didn't understand lowballing or this entitled lowballer who got sent to the wrong address.

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Text - ttm Sustem- 1TB Gold · $300 Label Chat Mark as Sold Ps4 Slim System- 1TB Gold Joined Facebook in 2017 ADD PEOPLE See Latest Updates Is this still available? Message Sent Yes, it's available.

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Text - $225 No thank you e Lowest $290 Really not wanting to take less than the $300 I'l do $250 if u bring it to my job.everybody want 250 but I like yours better. Just think u giving my kids a present man.that shud soften your heart man No thank you

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Text - Its Corona time.and things are hard brother I hear that man Man $40 is not gonna make or break u... Not trying to be rude, but I could say the exact same things ya know? Thanks for looking, but again, no thank you.

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Collection - Anybody doing last minute shopping let me know How much?

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Text - Outfits $80 boots $100 $40? I know of all people u ain't talking...I have giving parents outfits for free..can't even count how many times.but my blessings not coming from u... $40 shouldn't make or break it, times have been tough ya know?

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Tagged: buying , playstation , seller , PlayStation 4 , uggs , lol , ridiculous , lowball , money , stupid

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History Memes Bursting With Knowledge

As a field of study, history is kind of weird. Whereas chemistry or math or biology all have pretty rigid definitions, many things can fall under the categorization of "history." History could easily be called "everything else that has happened." It's good to know some history, not just to get a sense of context, but also so you can get sweet history memes that are as good as books probably.

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Cheek - When the British don't give you the military promotion you deserve, so you form your own country and end up Commander in Chief

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Animation - Luxembourg for literally all of its existence up until the 1960s Luxembourg as viewed today im ilip.com

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Motor vehicle - When you finally get to Greenland and it's just a bunch of fucking ice Those bastards lied to me

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Finger - Acknowledge the Armenian Genocide OR draw 25 UNO

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Product - Germany Soviets losing 20000 tanks "Ahh call an ambulance!" Soviets coming back with 40000 more 5 months later "But not for me." made with mematic

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Human - Getting shot Getting shot in game in cut scene

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Carmine - Selling Alaska to the US because it's just useless The US finds oil tundra there

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Human - A long, sad chapter of the drug war is brought to a close as investigators finally arrest Marijuana

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Arm - ROMAN EMPIRE ROMAN EMPIRE IN300 AD IN400 AD PAGANS CHRISTIANS CHRISTIANS PAGANS GlobalFigh

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Forehead - I'm that bad type Shish-kabobbing fad type Make the Sultan mad type Might avenge my dad type I'm a Vlaaaad guy duh

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Organism - Ford: we were proudly founded by Henry Ford! Toyota: our founder was the visuonary Kiichiro Toyoda. Volkswagen: imgflip.com

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Face - uklayb The Louisiana Purchase The land is now worth $1.2 Trillion Dollars and you offered me only $15 Million? France, I can explain The Alaskan Purchase Treaty of Guadalupe You offered me $7.2 Million for what is now worth $37 Billion You guys are getting paid?

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Cap - France, I can explain. You are equiping your troops with gas maskswhile we canonlyafford helmets? 12of the Russian army The other 1/2of the Russian army Helmets?! We are onlygetting rifles You guysaregettingrifles?

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Gun - AA12 years of designing and testing, making a rugged reliable automatic shotgun. Saiga 12 "Hey ivan let's make ak shoot shotgun boolets"

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Text - When Disney, one of the most powerful companies in the world doesn't even have a private military INDIA Y Shame

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Hot dog - How to use mustard? Google: Bing:

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Organism - breaking up in person breaking up Over a text building a fucking church so you can get divorced

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Face - Americans naming cities Europe "New [City Name]" Europe

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Chin - Elephant's Foot (Chernobyl) ☆ The Elephant's Foot is the nickname given to a large mass of corium formed during the Chernobyl disaster in April 1986 The mass is quite dense, unyielding to a drill, but able to be damaged by a Kalashnikov rifle.! [21 Soviet problems require soviet solutions

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Text - Neat, it's Sumer! They invented: clay Which they used to talk about: wheat they had a lot of fun

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Human - Able-bodied young man in 1914-1918: *Exists* European governments: You'll be a soldier.

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Forehead - WW1 generals when they lose 3700 men to gain 17 feet of ground Ah, victory.

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Helmet - When some Belgian mining companies mess up the situation in Congo so you as an Irishman are under siege by French mercenaries in a small city in the Katanga region UN

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Nose - Wanted to go What if You to Heaven That'll be $5.99 Aapa e the Rut pope said 2846

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Arm - history the 300 Spartans the other 7000 Greeks the other 7000 Greeks

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Green - 1609 1784 1863 1792 Virginia's territorial claims over the years. fishmech with your donations, we can reduce virginia even further

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Chin - Teacher: today we will learn about the Korean war kid who watches M*A*S*H:

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Finger - Acupuncture in different cultures China Japan Korea Macedonia

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Bottle - United Fruit Company Democratically-elected Central American governments

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Finger - Ancient civilization making literally anything above caveman level Dumb fucks 百科事典 Is this aliens

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Uncomfortably Cursed and Wildly Misplaced Foods

Why should food be constrained by terms like "appealing" and "not horrible?" Why should food only go in a mouth? Why don't we put scrambled eggs in a shoe? It's all about breaking down paradigms man. Sure, a lot of these are horrible cursed foods, but sometimes it's time to really freak out the squares with some ham ice cream and peanut butter and jelly body art. Open up Satan's crock pot for some cursed foods.