Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Spider-Man Makes Unexpected Exit During Show


G forces are very strong, sometimes even stronger than Spider-Man. We really hope something tingled his spidey-senses and made it necessary to stop doing this show and make a radical leap toward justice.

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Movie Scenes That Always Make People Cry


A collection of Twitter replies to what movies always make people cry | tweet by Femmetastic3 Replying PickardJE know pathetic but scene Mama Mia they sing Slipping Through My Fingers.

Twitter users are sharing the movie scenes that always get to them. Everyone has that one movie scene that just gets under their skin and brings on the waterworks. 

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Some Absymal Hold Music


Dear god it sounds like old world folk music mixed with animal abuse. If you couldn't nail down the tune, this hold music is actually shittyflute's rendition of Britney Spears' "Toxic"

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BJ Novak Highlights How Shrinkflation Is Real


An oldie but definitely a goldie!

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Grandpa Loses It While Trying To Pay For Parking


Grandpa's patience was no match for the frustrating process that can come of trying to pay for parking. Just let the poor old man park his car. 

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Real Life Optical Illusions and Double-Takery


Optical illusions created by weird perspective.

Your brain is doing it's best to keep up with all the information your eyes throw at it, but sometimes things don't make sense. With some weird perspective, you can confuse yourself into thinking stuff is way too big or small, floating strangely, or something else entirely.

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People's Favorite Lessons From Therapy (36 Tweets)


A collection of tweets from people sharing their most helpful lessons from therapy.

Twitter users are sharing their most cherished lessons they've picked up from therapists over the years. The following collection of insights might speak to you on some level. We can all use a couple calming tips to keep in our back pockets, for when the world throws a curveball our way. 

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Sadly Mistaken People Who Didn't Understand Satire


Mistaken people who took satirical joke news seriously.

People have a really hard time deciphering what is real news and what is obviously a joke. Who knew the unintended consequence of satirical news would be your grandma thinking the rapture happened. Whether it's a state of uncanny gullibility or just poor reading comprehension, a lot of mistaken people do not understand satire.

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IT Guy Performs Printer Exorcism and It Works


IT does printer exorcism and it works

People have such a limited understanding of technology that the office tech support person can seem like a literal godsend. IT has to deal with some of the worst tech support gore around, and managers who don't know what computers are. This guy had to deal with a problem printer, and used an unorthodox method.

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Guy Captures The Escalating Stress Of Emailing The Landlord


Guy on Twitter hilariously captures the escalating stress of emailing the landlord.

Twitter user @calebsaysthings ignited a passionate discussion about just how terrible landlords can be when it comes to addressing tenants' concerns. Nothing quite gets the blood boiling like the experience of trying to navigate a landlord who is a terrible communicator, and never follows through on fixing sh*t that needs fixing in apartments. 

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Man Buys An $1800 Bike For $100 From Thief, Returns To Owner


Good guy buys an $1800 bike for $100 off a thief, and proceeds to return it to the owner.

Twitter user @SteBurke44 is out here restoring people's faith in humanity. It turns out that a bike he'd purchased off someone had been stolen, and was actually worth $1800. As luck would have it, he was contacted by the original owner of the bike and able to get it back to him. It's moments like these that remind us there are still good people out there just trying to help keep the world's fits of chaos relatively manageable. 

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Apocalyptic Images From Newfoundland's Storm Of The Century


A collection of crazy images from Newfoundland's snowstorm of the century | person standing with raised arms in a narrow corridor dug through snow. black dog standing on a mound of snow and looking over a fence.

Just in case you missed it, Newfoundland was overrun by a snowstorm of epic proportions. Yes, we're talking 30 inches of snow on Friday, which was reported from St. John's International Airport. Residents have been left to quite literally dig themselves out from the storm. The Canadian Armed Forces even stepped up to help in the efforts to clear up all the snow, and help out residents in need. Outside of all that chaos, the storm definitely made for quite the array of hilarious and crazy images. Nature is a wild beast, man. 

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Prick Customer Publicly Shames Target Employee, It Backfires


A rude customer at Target decides to publicly shame a Target employee, and it backfires on him in a big way | tweet by David Leavitt This target manager Tori is not honoring price their items per massachusetts law

Every once and a while one of those stories come along that restore our faith in humanity, before that same fragile faith is quickly crushed again by some new and discouraging headline. Well, at least we can enjoy this deeply satisfying tale of goodhearted people banding together to fundraise a $30K vacation for "Target Tori."

Apparently Tori was mistreated and generally bombarded with BS by a rude customer over a damn toothbrush. He tried to publicly shame Tori, and it backfired in the best kind of way. 

You can check out the GoFundMe for Tori over here if you're curious on how things played out. 

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Sister Hijacks Woman's Wedding, She Wonders If She Can Still Cancel


Woman wants to cancel her wedding that her sister took over | Posted by aitasisterwedding WIBTA cancelling my sister's wedding because my wedding first? meant get married on 1st February, which mine and my ex-fiance's anniversary ended engagement shortly after new year because he cheated on wedding initially planned with just my money but very low key

It's crazy that someone can find themselves in the position of paying for their sister to take their wedding, but it does not seem fun. Weddings are the source of family drama, backstabbing, and in some cases, entitled bridezillas cancelling the wedding and keeping 30k in gifts.

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All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Horror Stories


A collection of stomach-turning stories from various employees that work at all-you-can-eat buffets | posted by Zenkikid Not worker but once saw grown man have child like meltdown over fact he showed up Soup Plantation too late and missed out on biscuits and gravy

Someone on AskReddit asked for buffet workers to share the very best and worst of their horror stories. The following snapshots of meals and adults having full-fledged childlike tantrums would make anyone's stomach turn. Buffets just have a knack for bringing out the insanity buried deep within people. 

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