Wednesday, November 27, 2019

British Police Dragged On Facebook for Idiotic Sword Bust


Police roasted on facebook for confiscating a prop sword.

The Northumberland Heath Police were the subject of sharp tongues and verbal jabs after confiscating what looks to be like a prop sword for a play and taking it way too seriously. Commenters were brutal, as they usually are when it comes to roasting ancient weaponry, like when Facebook users roasted this guy's ancient gun into the last century.

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Actors And Actresses That Ruin Movies For People


AskReddit users share bits about actors and actresses that ruin movies for people.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with seeing those actors and actresses that just ruin movies for them. Some people just ruin an experience for ya, no matter how good the movie might be. 

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Man Denies Accident While He's Causing It


It's hard to think of interactions more awkward than having to tell the guy hitting your car that he's... doing that. The 1,000 yard stare this guy is giving off while in the drivers seat of a car is freakin' unsettling. The creator of the video says cops were called and the guy was arrested for impaired driving.

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Mom Hogs The Mic During Daughter's Audition


Someone get Mom off the stage. The attention-grabbing antics are off the charts in terms of cringe. 

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Uber Driver Kicks Out Entitled Brats


That girl in the passenger seat was on one from the get go. What an absolute nightmare! 

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Twitter Users Share Their Last Texts To Exes


A collection of Twitter users share their last texts they've sent to their exes.

Twitter users are sharing their "last texts sent to exes" and the results might be far too relatable for some folks. Maybe that last text sent to the ex was inevitably blocked, or perhaps something a little less peaceful. 

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Job Applicant Lives To Regret Bathroom Visit Before Interview


A job applicant uses the bathroom before their job interview, they get stuck, have to kick their way out.

This prospective employee absolutely demonstrated a willingness to do whatever it takes to show up for the job. When they found themselves in the nightmarish situation of getting stuck in a bathroom stall, they proceeded to kick their way out to make the job interview. Now that's a promising display of dedication. Give this person a job! 

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Dad Loses Daughter's Hamster, Has A Heartfelt Breakdown


Dad loses his daughter's hamster and proceeds to have a meltdown over series of text messages.

Well isn't this the most pure act of loving, emotional distress that you've ever seen? Apparently dad couldn't keep track of his daughter's hamster, and proceeded to have a bit of a breakdown over the matter. Fortunately, as things unfold he's able to get the hamster to return home. Thank goodness. Crisis averted for dad this time around! 

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Typical (And Hilarious) English Place Names


A collection of funny English place names.

What we have here is a fine and especially distinguished collection of typical English place names. Some of them might be lost on "foreigners" but that doesn't mean they won't raise an eyebrow or two. 

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Chipotle Educates Vegetarian On Twitter


Chipotle educates a vegetarian who thinks that chorizo isn't meat, on Twitter.

Chipotle was there to save the day for an oblivious vegetarian who apparently had no idea that chorizo is in fact meat. What would the world do without Becky! So many vegetarians might be out there unknowingly eating meat cause they thought that chorizo was in the clear. 

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Foods That People Have Been Eating The Wrong Way


A collection of AskReddit users share various ways they're eating foods wrong without realizing it.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share various foods that people are going about eating, but doing it the wrong way. You don't want to be caught enjoying your meal but doing it the wrong way, while completely oblivious! 

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Smart Lightbulb Instructions are an Absurd Waste of Time


You think resetting a lightbulb (which you would need to do for some reason) is gonna be a simple process, but it just keeps going. How did they put this together without laughing out loud?

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Stuff That Looks like Tasty Food but Isn't


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When you consider what proportion of the things in our world are edible, it's kind of a miracle that we can find anything to eat at all. And these doors, landscapes and random objects are an extra wrench thrown into the gears of what looks good to eat. There are just a lot of objects out there that look like tasty food but are totally not.

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Lying Liars That Need To Quit The Act


A collection of liars spreading their dishonesty on social media.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of liars getting called out for trying to spread their mindless BS into the world. It's as if these delusional individuals are so twisted up in their own web of lies that they can't distinguish between the truth and a lie anymore. 

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Dad Shamed Online for Playing Fake Present Prank on Kids


Dad tricks kids with fake Christmas gift, people are mad about it.

This is a pretty classic prank to play on your adult brother or something, but this post brought people out of the woodwork who this prank actually happened to. Evidently when this happens to people as kids they tend to stay pretty salty about it. At least he had other real presents for them? For a safer prank, here's kids who texted their dads saying they'd pt olive oil in their car.

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