Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Powerful Tumblr Thread Shines Light On Anxiety Disorders


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Get ready to smile and cry your butt off! This Tumblr thread brings on all the feels. 

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Woman Plays With Octopus And Painful Fail Ensues


Think the octopus is having a good time? 

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15 Awesome Pop Culture Cosplays That Aren't Just for the '90s Kids


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Beebinch does a whole bunch of incredibly specific pop culture and meme cosplays. If you grew up watching Nickelodeon then you'll see some old faces, as well as some new faces and one incredibly old face. Big-ups for anyone who cosplays as Handsome Squidward.

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Pastor Tells Congregation Story of the Time He Punched the Sh*t out of a Kid for Jesus


The word of the Lord is "FALCON PUNCH!" I guess if your kid is smart, watch out while this guy is around, he'll punch em into the church. I wonder how eager that kid was to join up after this pastor "crumpled him."

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Quick Tumblr Thread Honors Larger Than Life Saxophones


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The internet has a strong love for the ridiculous, larger than life saxophones. There's just something too amusing and lovable about a monstrously sized sax. 

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You Can Now Buy A Harness For Your Chicken To Safely Walk It Across The Road


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You read that right: people can now brave those treacherous roads alongside their nervous chickens, and stay safe thanks to an awesome and silly harness! Here's a link where you can grab one, if you're actually interested in giving this a go with your chicken. 

Otherwise, check out some of the positive reception from Amazon customers below. The whole idea of this is just our kind of ridiculous. But at least we can rest easy at night, now knowing that foolish chickens aren't risking their lives (as often) crossing the road. 

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Ryan Reynolds Puts His Own Twist On The Viral Bottle Cap Challenge


Leave it to Ryan Reynolds to take a viral bottle cap challenge and make it at least 10x better. He managed to promote his Aviation Gin product perfectly in the process. 

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Obnoxious Moron Films John Cena In The Store Without His Permission


This obnoxious prick got lucky that he didn't catch John Cena on a bad day. Cena remains calm and to the point in his quick lesson on how to be respectful. Some people just refuse to exercise common sense. 

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Woman Discovers Magazine From 1958 That Has 129 Weird And Funny Tips On How To Find A Husband


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A woman discovered this magazine article from 1958, which shows just how much the world's changed. Don't think you'll see any publications running a piece with over 100 tips on how a woman can find a husband nowadays. 

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Several Dummies Were Blown Up To Remind People To Celebrate 4th Of July Safely


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The US Consumer Product Safety Commission is not messing around at all when it comes to encouraging folks to stay safe this 4th of July. They went ahead and subjected dummies to some absolutely brutal, explosive demonstrations. They just want to cut down on all the mindless, excited stupidity that can pop up on the holiday. And if you look at all these and still feel like playing with fire, we'd be shocked. 

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27 Spooky Signs That Are Scarier than They Had to Be


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On any given day, we're exposed to a number of pretty common hazards, and the signs that come with them. For example, the ubiquitous "watch your step." The further away you get from daily life, the more specific the danger becomes, and the more vague and weird their warning signs. Here are signs that are either on purpose or accidentally very scary, and doing a great job at keeping people away. For more, check out these scary signs that mean business.

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Guy Complies with Unfair Printing Fee by Using Every Printer at Once


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It's known that everything about college is way too expensive, but charging a fee for a service that no one will fully use is pretty much stealing. It's like if a company offered coupons for free kicks in the crotch. Who's gonna redeem all of them? Anyway this guy decided he wouldn't make the college waste his money, so he wasted it in a way that he at least had control over. People often come up with solutions to problems foisted on them by large institutions, like this guy who was told he had to work on vacation.

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Instagram Model Belle Delphine Sells Her Used Bathwater To Thirsty Gamers


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Belle Delphine why'd you have to go and do this to the world. 

"Instagram model" Belle Delphine is really out here selling her "bath water" to thirsty gamers and shameless fans for $30 a pop. The 19-year-old UK-based cosplayer and model might be a shining example of all that's gone wrong with humanity, or she's just cracked the code and is playing the system to her advantage. And apparently that looks like used bath water. 

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Woman Breaks Down How To Shut Down Men Asking For Your Number With Fake Voicemail


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This quick post from a woman on Tumblr went viral. It describes how to shut down creepy dudes in public that are asking women for numbers, by passing off a fake voicemail. Seems like it might be a solid way to drop an annoying harasser without having to take more intense action. 

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30 Disappointing Times Things Did Not Look Like the Ad


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Ads and packaging make stuff look like it's gonna be fantastic. I mean, sure it's the job of a commercial to make a burger look like the be-all-end-all of burgerdom. But when what you get is so different from what was advertised, you can't help but feel like you've been had. Here are some times when reality got the best of people's expectations.

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Female Pickpocket Gang Caught On Camera Stealing Tourist's Purse


Parasites everywhere! Should be easy to identify this "pickpocket gang" now. 

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Wealthy Con Man Steals $25K From Woman, Ends Up Costing Him Half A Million Dollars


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This woman got back at a nasty old con man, who'd acquired his wealth through scamming others by outsmarting him. The nuclear revenge that ensues comes at quite the cost to the tricky bastard. To think that he was probably all kinds of jacked up, getting away with $25K when he ends up losing about half a million dollars. 

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25 Times Failure and Misfortune Reared Its Head


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Life can be harder some days than others. The good part is that most days aren't completely crap, and most bad days that happen aren't happening to you. Maybe these unfortunate moments will put things in perspective. Maybe you'll just find them interesting or hilarious. Either way, they sure must have sucked for whoever they happened to. For more, check out these times people had their day derailed by misfortune.

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Professional Takes Down Scary Huge Yellow Jacket Nest


This thing is literally multiple feet wide and when they get to spraying holy crap do those thousands of little bastards get pissed. It makes sense this guy used this as an opportunity to promote his pest control business, because that nest is a pants-crapping behemoth of nope-like proportions.

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