Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Guy Solves A Sudoku With Only Two Squares Filled


Watching him initially think that he's being trolled, and then slowly evolve into a place of pure delight is quite the enjoyable viewing experience. His dopamine levels must be through the roof. 

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Tagged: awesome , sudoku , reaction , funny , Video , win

Amazing Styrofoam Box Escapes and Reenters Van


Of all the things you've seen a Styrofoam box do, this is probably the most lively. This bad boy falls out of the back of a van on the freeway, and it flippity-floops itself right back in there like magic. Two for the price of one baby. Remember to secure your loads, kids.

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Tagged: WoW , wtf , box , styrofoam , lol , amazing , Video

Twitter Thread: Woman's Wholesome Take On Relationships


Some sound advice going on here. Mattie Rogers aims to break down the negative stereotypes about being in a relationship, that are otherwise reflected throughout the media. Might be helpful to note. 

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Text - Mattie Rogers O @mattie_rogers some relationship things I think a lot of people miss: 1) Don't keep score. Don't do/not do things based on what the other has done for you/to you 2) always offer/be willing to split bills/ any combined purchases. Stop with expectations & no shame in staying within your means

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Text - Mattie Rogers O @mattie_rogers 3) communicate your issues instead of subtweeting/ignoring/arguing/etc. We're adults & problems are much better solved when discussed fully & directly, no matter how touchy the issue. >

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Text - Mattie Rogers O @mattie_rogers 4)do things bc of the way it will make the other person feel, not just how it will make you feel. Selfless love is real and is very important. 5)verbally & physically show them that they are appreciated. You're not too cool to say these things out loud. Its more than I love yous

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Text - Mattie Rogers O @mattie_rogers 6) try your best not to take outside stressors out on your significant other. It may be the hardest, but a valid effort of thinking before snapping at them goes a long way. They are there to support you, they can't do that if you put them down bc of outside reasons. >

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Text - Mattie Rogers O @mattie_rogers 6) and finally, do not expect someone to just show up and make a perfect life for you like you all tweet about. It is a combined effort and an effort that must be put in DAILY. Find a relationship with substance and not based around social media's "goals".

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Text - Mattie Rogers @mattie_rogers I said 6 twice but you get the point. I think social media has glorified unhealthy relationships & it is sad to see. Love yourself, love your partner & be mindful always. It is so simple but so so overlooked when everyone wants unrealistic things. >

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TV/Movie Phrases People Never Say In Real Life


"There's no time to explain, follow me!" Yes, there is definitely time to explain. The amount of times we see this particular TV/movie scenario involving a rushed individual telling someone to follow them into situations of obvious peril, without offering an explanation, is absolutely absurd. It's like, take a second, and provide a little context, my dude. Oh well, it clearly contributes toward that stressful pacing, and keeps viewers on the edge of their seats. 

This fun AskReddit thread features a whole lot more of those moments from TV/movies that just don't hold up in real life as we know it. It'd be quite the strange world if we saw more of these phrases being used. Like going to a bar, and just ordering a "beer." 

For more fun movie content, check out these plot holes that people just couldn't look past.

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Text - TisBeTheFuk • 4d There's no time to explain, just follow me Reply 11.7k iamasecretthrowaway • 4d 2 Awards I can't even get a family member to come help me with something in another room without first needing to write a dissertation about what l'm trying to do and then defend my thesis against a barrage of alternative just-me solutions that I've already tried. 11.9k ...

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Text - minicrockpot • 4d "I have an idea. Just follow my lead." What?? I can't follow your lead if I don't know what the plan is!

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Text - flyingsaucerinvasion • 4d What kills me is when (especially on crime shows), the whole cast goes in a cricle explaining a situation one sentence at a time. The question, if they all know the plan well enough to jump in and say their line without missing a beat, why do they even need to say it out loud?

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Text - eloise_no_u • 4d "You and I both know that [insert backstory here]" %3D Reply 2.0k ...

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Text - prettyboy-gizmo • 4d "we have to go back!" (finally escaping an extremely psycho and cursed building or house) Reply 2.5k ...

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White - usualfixer • 4d "Follow that cab!" Reply 946 ...

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White - p4uso • 4d Hackers saying "I'm in" Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - bluebirdgm • 4d "Hey, (name)..." "What?" "...Thanks." Reply 5.5k ... +3

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White - Its Luigi_Bitch • 4d answers phone "Talk to me." Reply 5.0k ...

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Text - AdmiralAkbar1 • 4d "Wait, let me explain!" followed by whoever they're talking to refusing to let them explain the comical misunderstanding they got into. It then takes an hour to resolve what would otherwise take a minute of conversation. Reply 3.2k ...

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Text - virydian_ • 4d "How do I know I can trust you?" "You don't." Reply 2.3k ...

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White - ZebiKun • 4d "Hey, he is finally waking up" Reply 1.7k ...

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Text - NoBluekoolAid · 4d "This is highly irregular, but l'll allow it." I've never heard that in real court. Reply 5.6k ...

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Text - DoneFlawlesslll • 4d At a bar ordering, "I'll have a beer." Or in a gas station, let me have some smokes/ cigarettes" They never ask for a specific brand Edit: I see a lot of replies with people saying, "I'l have a beer" and the bartender just brings back what's on tap. So, there's bars that only have one beer on tap? Maybe it's just because l'm from Wisconsin, but l've never seen that. I've been to plenty of hole in the wall places and the least l've seen at a place is 4. Here, you'll al

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Text - madeleineruth19 • 4d I've noticed this particularly on medical shows like Grey's Anatomy. Doctor: walking away Patient's relative: "she was making pancakes!1!" Doctor: "what?" Patient's relative: "when she collapsed...she was making pancakes. She made pancakes every morning for me. I never truly appreciated them. They were just pancakes. We had them every morning. Please save her. I need to eat her pancakes again." Reply 214 ...

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Text - Agamemnon_the_great • 4d Enhance! Reply 1.7k ... Ninica04 • 4d That secret extra pack of pixels just waiting for you to say the word. 775 ... DoubleDenial • 4d Someone make an image format that gets higher quality when you shout "enhance" 340 ...

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Text - RobNobody • 4d *character says something mildly technical* "In English, please?" Reply 2.7k ...

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Text - dailydonuts16 • 4d Anytime the villain gets the upper hand over a good guy and starts explaining his/her entire evil plan. "Haha fool, nobody will be able stop me" Reply 945 ...

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Text - tinkrman • 4d "You just don't get it, do you?" I'm sick of hearing that in so many movies and shows... Reply 1.3k ...

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Text - free_as_in_speech • 4d "This isn't some movie, this is real life!" Reply 959 ...

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Text - StarfishBlubBlub • 4d I don't know if this entirely is a phrase, but kind of a situation with a phrase always said. When someone is talking or confessing something like their feelings and then gets interrupted by the person they're talking to or by friends and then once they are about to leave the person goes "oh wait, what were you going to say?" And the other person goes "oh, nothing. Don't worry about it nervous laugh" AND THE PERSON JUST LETS IT GO. I would be pestering the shit out o

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Text - RZainea23 • 4d You're gonna want to see this. Reply 300 ...

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Text - DenL4242 • 4d Jim is about to leave the room after a heartfelt talk... "Hey, Jim." "Yeah?" "Thanks."

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Text - raistliniltsiar •4d Person 1: "Hey!" Person 2: Turns back dramatically Person 1: pregnant pause Person 1: You be careful out there. Person 2: silently nods and walks away

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Text - sydneyschmidty • 4d cab drivers: "where to?" character: "take me home" Reply 268 ...

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Text - Legendary_Frog • 4d "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." I mean who says stuff like that? Reply 139 ...

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Text - Fun_Meet • 4d It's quiet, too quiet. Like seriously, who tf says that in real life? This is reality, not an anime

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Text - WeedWooloo • 4d Still waiting for the day time freezes around me and I hear a booming voice; "Yeah. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here... see, it all started...."

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Text - citrineyoda • 4d Girls when they find out they're pregnant whispering "I'm...late".

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White - dickem52 • 4d Thats so fetch.

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White - thundersdaddy2017 • 4d You had me at hello

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Rude Choosing Beggar Wants Laptop For Cheap, Gets Called Out


Man, this seller really tried to be reasonable with the choosing beggar at hand, but there's no reasoning with blind entitlement. The dude also manages to be rude, and then walks his attitude back, and then does it again. Good luck to that person getting anything, with that kind of approach. 

Check out more wild entitlement with these entitled people and their unreasonable demands.

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Text - this is Hey got your number from Aleisha. She mentioned you are selling your laptop. Info plz! Hey man its a Toshiba satellite p55wb. Bought in 2015. Just got gifted a new one so no use for it now. Top condition. $200. I'll throw in the sleeve i purchased for it. As well as a mouse and mousepad. Ahh daamn lucky you. Any chance you can keep the freebies and just let me have the laptop for less?

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Text - Oh man i thought i was already selling at a real good price. Bought it for 1300 so was expecting at least 200 back You just got a laptop gifted to you. Why would you wanna recover a certain amount for your old laptop? Not like you're buying a new one. Sorry i read that back sounded like a dick.

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Text - All good man. How about i make it 160. You can still have the freebies. How about $100 for the laptop. I really need it urgently for assignments and shit. You can keep the rest Sorry can't go that low Dude? Again at the risk of sounding like a prick, i gotta say that i really don't get it. Life gives you a free laptop and $100 on top and you want more??

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Text - This isn't going anywhere. Best you look elsewhere. Jeez man some people are fucking ungrateful. If i was you, id just give away to the first guy that asks for it. And pretending to sweeten the deal with a sleeve and a mousepad. Lmao. I highly doubt you would give anything away. You'd probably want top dollar for it. And whether i got it for free or spent a month's wages on it is no fucking concern of yours.

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Text - Do i take it as a no? What do you think genius? l'll be sure to let Aleisha know about this conversation Already sent her a screenshot. She apologised for giving you my number Hope your new laptop breaks

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Dude Makes Absurd Fake Mail to Mess with Mail Stealing Ex


Sometimes two people weren't meant to be together, hence these stupid reasons people wanted a divorce. Depending on the person, the fallout of a relationship can have some unintended consequences. Sometimes people do wild stuff to spite their ex. These moments are stressful for everyone involved, but they make really interesting stories.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge · Posted by u/burning_spear_rtp 2 days ago a You want to steal my mail? I'll give you some mail to steal. This happened a few years back. I was going through a nasty divorce -- custody fights, crazy legal bills, having my reputation drug through the mud, etc. I'll spare you the usual details, but my wife was really into making my life hell for no reason other than not putting up with her abuse any more.

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Text - I was angry and bored one night, and decided I'd REALLY give her something to really think about. I looked up the address of a law firm in my home town, and an off-shore bank in the Bahamas. I cooked up a nice letterhead in Word, and wrote myself a letter confirming that a six-figure sum had been forwarded from my parent's estate to an off-shore bank, giving details. The next time I was in that town, I dropped it in the local post box. The letter disappeared, of course, and I kind of forg

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Text - About a year later, when I was in court dealing with some other ridiculous bullshit, her lawyer demands that the "marital property" be re- divided, as I had fraudulently covered up some major assets. I was floored that she'd gone to all this trouble -- I figured she'd eventually catch on, but that it would majorly mess with her head, and she would start doubting what of her spying was accurate, and where I was gaslighting her. But nooooo....she spends a ton of money on a lawyer to pursue

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Text - the letter, such as that the bank account number was my Mother's birthday, and that I'd mentioned a law firm named "Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe" (say it a couple times) in the letter, they went ballistic, and demanded the judge prosecute me for "impersonating a lawyer" (FYI: Not actually a crime) and "forgery" (on a nonsense letter I'd mailed to MYSELF?). I pointed out that while neither of those accusations would work, they in fact had submitted evidence of a crime, namely theft of US Mail

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Tagged: wtf , letter , lol , ex wife , divorce , story , joke , theft , mail , trick