So I started my stopwatch two years ago...

The History of Night vision goggles

When someone at a party challenges me and my friend to Mario Kart

All you non-europeans, thats ~410USD

How to resume my future winter nights

Any north korea 9gagger here?

Principal breaks up a fight

Android is evolving into mother.

Somethings Are Harder When You're High

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Well I mean it only makes sense

What a time to be alive

I googled "I have the weirdest boner". Was not dissapointed

And they demand a higher minimum wage...

Gallium... !

I hit a new low today

Nein thousand leagues under the sea

When I hear my voice in recordings

These f**king flies landed on my sock

My Evil Plan

Now we all know what to do.

Vine Star Jerome Jarre Tried to Fly Wearing Only a Speedo, Then This Happened

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Grown man drifting in a child's car...

This is getting ridiculous...

Teachers told me I'd never get paid to stare out a window.

Just best friends stuff

What does he look like?

Girls... WHY YOU DO DIS?

I will lead you through the internet

This may be one reason you don't see so many obese Japanese

The view from a $95 million apartment

Top-level badass

Now That's a Plan for a Sexy Evening

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Tagged: fort , sexy times , funny , wtf , dating

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Ice-Cream in my country, beer for scale.

What kind of restaurant serves sausage on a stick on a plate?

Dis is dee way to go down stairs

My friend's OCD meds

I'm convinced that job hunting takes years off your life.

Creepy octopus

Need new gf

When I come home from work, starving, and my gf came home before me

This pretty much sums up my plans for Halloween this year.

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry...

Well, someone's gettin fired

Shiieeeet dude

To the guy of American Dragon, we noticed the change, more on the dragon's change

Wise words

This guy is going places!