Saturday, June 22, 2019

Moving Company Tries To Screw Military Guy Over, So He Royally Screws Them Back


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This guy got back at a shady moving company with one very satisfying revenge. We're all about glorious revenge tales here at Fail Blog, and if you're looking for another one we recommend checking out the time a co-worker got an employee fired, and they took their revenge years later.

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Tumblr User Calls Out Girls/Women Who Abuse Their Boyfriends


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So basically just don't be a raging jerk to others around you. This Tumblr user's post about women not abusing their boyfriends went viral, and it's no surprise!

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Twitter User Shares Powerful Story About His Experience Growing Up In The Church


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A simple act of kindness can go a long way. Twitter user, @RafiDAngelo, shares a powerful story about his experience growing up in the church. 

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Woman Says She's Unroastable, Gets Absolutely Lit Up


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If you're going to go to the trouble of telling Reddit's roasting community that you're "unroastable" you'd better be ready to get absolutely toasted. Yes, that's pretty much what happened here. Guy's work friend says she's too good to be roasted, and the internet proceeds to absolutely light her up. 

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A Few Free Helpful Legal Tips In No Particular Order


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All undeniably solid advice. You can't say that they're NOT well founded. Some people out there really need an instruction manual to navigate their way through this crazy world. 

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Feminist Writer Naomi Wolf Gets Called Out For Massive Research Fail On Live Radio


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Everyone sit back and listen to feminist writer Naomi Wolf get respectfully called out for the fact that the historical thesis of her book is based entirely on HER misunderstanding of a legal term. Credit goes to the radio host for doing this in a composed, seemingly chill manner; but you still just can't escape the savagery. At the very end of the clip I'm pretty sure you can hear her soul leave her body. 

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Mom Goes Full Panic Mode Over Spot On Child's Mouth And The Truth Ruins Her


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Mom had every right to be freaked out about a strange "spot" that appeared on the roof of her daughter's mouth. It looks all kinds of messed up. Panic mode was inevitable. 

That being said, when things calmed down and further observation was taken, she learned that this sketchy "spot" was in fact a little piece of cardboard eaten up by her devious child. Phew, but damn that could've been a whole lot worse. A whole lot worse if the kid ate the cardboard, or if it was in fact an unexplained spot. 

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39 Wholesome Memes to Give Yourself a Boost


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This may come as a shock, but sometimes good things happen. And sometimes when bad things happen, people still care about each other. The idea is sort of foreign to us, but it's probably healthy to be aware of happy things sometimes. For more, here are wholesome memes to give your day a healthy pep talk.

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10+ Times People Smelled Total BS And Ended Up Being Right


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Sometimes the BS is so ripe you can just smell it falling out of people's mouths. In these situations people could smell the lie from a mile away, and ended up being right. As much as you don't want to get caught up in the middle of an, "I called it!" moment, it is strangely satisfying to know that you were right about the BS all along. 

Check out more times that liars got the swift and brutal quit your BS treatment over here!

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Mega Church Pastor "Justifying" His Private Planes And Lavish Lifestyle


Creepy meets cringe in this pastor's performance at trying to justify his private planes and lavish lifestyle. He's the definition of a salesman...

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Science Nerd Schools Tumblr User on Plague and Veganism


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This thread was in response to this news of a couple in Mongolia who ate raw Marmot organs and subsequently died of Plague. The story itself is pretty tragic, but where i gets interesting is this tumblr user shooting down everyone's knee-jerk reactions to the headline without actually reading the thing. In very tumblr fashion, the thread turned into a conversation about the realities of veganism, sort of like this tumblr post that called out vegans for not eating honey.

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Tumblr User Explains Why You Should Run From The Owl's "Full Orb" Pose


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Don't mistake that cute yet vaguely creepy owl for anything other than a full-fledged badass warrior ready to destroy you. The "Full Orb" is not to be reckoned with. Sounds like this person got off lucky with a strange encounter. 

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25 Attempts That Crashed And Burned


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We're always trying to achieve something, big or small. Sometimes we're trying to support the ones we love. Sometimes we're trying a new recipe. Sometimes we're just trying to look smart on the internet. Many of these attempts will result in hilarious failure. For more, here are some attempts that veered into a heap of failure.

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Male Starbucks Barista Gets Viciously Roasted For Giving Health Advice To Pregnant Lady


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British Comedian, Tiffany Stevenson witnessed one absolutely ridiculous situation involving a male Starbucks barista telling a pregnant woman that she shouldn't take her special coffee beverage with caffeine in it. Who asked you for advice, my dude? 

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34 Times People Realized They Weren't A Child Anymore


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Maybe you're about to realize you're not an adult halfway through this list. Sometimes we get so caught up in the motions of life that we forget we're all getting old. Some days we feel older than others. 

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