Sometimes you craft a lie that's just believable enough to work. In the case of these 30 liars who got away with their BS, and then shared their success stories on Twitter, we're equally impressed and appalled.
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Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right over here.
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This is just so goddamn weird. We've all had awkward meetings before but the level of BS going on makes it almost hard to breath. You can tell he's trying, but everything about the situation is so unnatural that no one is really sure of where to go with it. Someone, take an improv class.
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This woman is determined to get her Burger King refund...burning buildings and all! Anyone else walking away from this video strangely inspired over the lack of f**k's given in this attempt. I mean, she clearly gives a big one about the refund, but otherwise she is amazingly unfazed.
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This Escape Room owner was NOT having it when an angry customer left a dishonest 1-star review. What is it that compels these triggered customers to try and stain the reputation of solid establishments with whatever half-baked lie they pulled out of the air? Maybe a simple result of boredom meets stupidity. Fortunately for this customer, the owner was ready to teach them that you can't hide from the truth!
If you want more examples of dishonest pricks getting called out for their stupid reviews, check out the recent time a couple helicopter parents got called out for their review on a Martial Arts academy, here!
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A height-weight Tinder drama for the ages! The unmatch was REAL on this one. Buckle up for one wild emotional ride.
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The #GameofThrones cast really doesn’t know how to spell ‘Daenerys Targaryen’ 😂
— Baawa G (@baawa_g) April 11, 2019
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The Game of Thrones cast can't spell Daenerys Targaryen to save their lives! This would not please the Queen of Dragons. We're loving the funny little tidbit from the cast though, as the Game of Thrones hype continues to accumulate for the big premiere of the final season, this Sunday.
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It's seemingly inconsequential mistakes like this that keep us up at night. This dude could've had opportunity knocking at his door 2 years ago were it not for just a few small mistakes that made him invisible to potential employers. At least he figured it out eventually. Reminds us of this guy who literally lived in the dark for 6 years.
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This evolutionary anthropologist is here to call out all our ridiculous evolutionary leftovers that seemingly serve no purpose. They just fell through the cracks. Thanks a lot evolution!
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You've gotta hand it to these folks for following the rules as literally as possible. Maybe they weren't followed just as they were intended, but the irony is worth it. For people who broke the rules in their own special way, here are some first-world anarchists.
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Tony Hawk showed up at the skate park to surprise some kids, and then the cops decided to show up and surprise him and everyone else by detaining a bunch of people! I mean, come on guys!
If you want some more positive and upbeat Tony Hawk content, check out the times people had no clue they were talking to Tony Hawk, here! Some serious gold in that list.
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A science professor's comprehensive, borderline obsessive breakdown of the 12 different flavors of gummy bears went viral. The attention to detail is admirable in this emotional rollercoaster of a Twitter thread. We lost some brave gummy bears, but it was for a good cause!
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These victorious employees managed to get their toxic bosses fired. Get ready for all kinds of dysfunctional, power-corrupted BS in these tales of horrible bosses. We're not sure whether it was a matter of actual power getting to their heads, or maybe the power just accentuated the worser parts of their weak moral compass and character.
Want some more work-related drama? Check out some nightmarish work stories from a barista who dealt with some absolutely terrible customers, here!
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Customer service is the WORST. You're guaranteed to meet all kinds of entitled people just out looking to get pissed off at something. And from there it seems to be a terribly natural direction of rage at the people put there to help them out! Yikes all around.
If you're looking for more work stories documenting the struggles of working customer service, check out these crazy work stories from an ex-Domino's employee here!
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Everyone's ignorance of how computers work would be so much easier to deal with if we were all just honest about how much we don't know. Like, what's the use of telling the IT person they're wrong about their own job? Sometimes it's amazing what people don't know about their own computers.
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We're all just trying to get through the day. Sometimes it helps to know that "just getting through the day" is pretty good compared to the unintended trials and tribulations life might throw at someone else. So here's misfortune big and small to put things in perspective. And if you wanna see more, then here it is.
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People's reunions serve as sort of a life check-in to evaluate how well their old classmates did with life. Some people pull a total 180 after high school. Some people stay on their BS and end up doing exactly as you'd expect. If, for whatever reason your mind is still on high school, then here are some of people's cringiest high school moments.
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He sounds exactly like an angry old man who is tired and fed up with your BS. Alexa, STOP! Birb is not down with that New York, New York business from Frank Sinatra.
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