Well this is easily the saddest thing I've ever seen. These eSports "athletes" are absolutely blown away that nobody recognizes them when they mob into a GameStop. Where's the red carpet?!
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Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Tumblr Thread Captures The Stupid Realities Of Scientific Language
Scientists and technicians go through a lot of time and effort in order to make their reports sound as science-y and official as possible. However, that doesn't undo the fact that people screw up every day. What's left is people trying to come up with official sounding statements for "I dunno, I screwed up man." Chalk it up to tumblr to overcomplicate things. Check this out for a Tumblr report on how cute humans are.
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Comedian Discovers His Jokes Were Stolen By The Spanish Amy Schumer
Caught that shameless kleptomaniac on camera! Seems like he might be just a little upset...
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Successful Sportsman Realizes He's Accidentally Been Doping the Whole Time
Well that's a tense moment when you realize your success might have been influenced by your heart medication. That said, it would be the perfect excuse if he had been knowingly illegally doping. Eh, we take his word for it. Weird problem to have. Sometimes, however, people do lie to their doctors for a multitude of reasons. Here are some stories from doctors who saw right through lying patients.
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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Calling Cops on Sister Who Took His Car
Calling the cops on your own blood, hot damn! On the one hand, she was completely abused the offer to use his car, and used it longer than he offered. But also, did she know she'd get arrested if she didn't give it back? Seems kind of like a waste of police resources. Isn't there a way to solve issues among your own family without getting the police involved? This guy asked the internet if he was a jerk for disowned his sister for marrying his childhood bully.
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19 Cheap Bastards Who Tried to Take Advantage of People
Lurking in this world is a population of ungrateful, entitled, rude people who lack any patience or common decency. They come from all walks of life. Not only do they devalue other people's work, they'll also waste your time and be total asses about it. That said, it is kind of fun to watch them try to get a deal on a lawnmower. Check this out for more reckless cheapskates.
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20 Tour Guides Share the Dumbest Things They've Seen Tourists Do
When visiting another country, or even a museum, most people know to be respectful. But that's most people. There are some idiots out there who try to mess with wild animals, steal stuff, and be generally stupid. Some are even worse, like this obnoxious group of British Tourists who actually received national attention for how bad they were.
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Big Tumblr Post Of Medieval Battle Tactics Is A Rollercoaster Of Information
You might enter this information-packed Tumblr thread with a bit of hesitation about trying to consume a big load of knowledge; but rest assured, you'll come out entertained. Medieval battle tactics were a WILD thing. Leave it to Tumblr to illustrate that fact with a tidal wave of fun facts.
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Kid Afraid of Frog Is All of Us Resisting Our Responsibilities
That's life, kid. It just comes atcha. It comes atcha fast. Your options are to deal with it or...well, do whatever this is.
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New Target Employee Documents Their Bizarre First Week
Working retail, you get to see an amazing number of characters stroll through the front door. There's always something new around the corner, ready to completely derail your day, make you miss your lunch break, and in rare cases, actually make you sort of happy. This Tumblr user documented their first few days of working at a Target, and the world did not disappoint. For more retail stories, check these horror stories from Hot Topic employees.
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George R.R. Martin Finally Clears Up His Plans for Game Of Thrones' Ending
The Game of Thrones finale finally came around to shake the world on Sunday. As fans found themselves bittersweet, angered, and sometimes actually pleased; you might say the show found a little bit of controversy with how it all wrapped up. That being said, George R.R. Martin finally stepped forward to offer his thoughts and clarifications on what Game Of Thrones fans can hope for with the ending in the books.
If you're hungry for more Game of Thrones content, please go relive that epic water bottle fail in the Game of Thrones finale on Sunday. Absolutely gold. Maybe a metaphor for the show's final season being rushed...
Or better yet, have you seen that Twitter user's genius rankings of the Game Of Thrones men as sandwiches?
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Game Of Thrones Finale Called Out Over Hilarious Water Bottle Blunder
Game Of Thrones: A Song of Bean Juice And Water. This is where the world is now. Yes, this comes after another fail from the Game of Thrones directors, when they accidentally let a Starbucks coffee cup make its way onto an episode. And now we're back, but this time with a water. I guess people get thirsty out in Westeros just like the rest of us, and especially when they're busy slamming all that dehydrating coffee.
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IT Guy Comes up with Masterful Plan After Being Told He Has to Work on Vacation
Sometimes it feels like work takes up more of our free time than it should, and sadly, not many of us are given an opportunity to actually do anything about it. When this guy's self-titled "boss" told him that he'd have to work on vacation, he figured out a way to get what he wanted and also make it more miserable for the jerk who tried to tell him what to do. Check this out for a story of a guy who got petty email revenge on the company that fired him.
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27 Dumb and Amusing Moments That Are Technically Right
Get on your dad hat and prepare for some obvious and stupid puns. Some of our favorite jokes are the absolute most literal and dumb thing that anyone could have possibly said. It makes us feel...smart i guess? They might be obvious, but they're not wrong. Here are some more jokes that are technically not wrong.
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29 Miserable Misspellings That Made the Word-Gods Weep in Shame
We get it, spelling is hard. Sometimes autocorrect gets the best of you. Some words just suck. No one knows how many "r"s are in tomorow and the placement of the "a" and "u" in restuarant are a complete mystery. But the amount of effort you have to not spend to end up with misspellings like these is god-damned amazing. Check this out for some more dumb misspellings.
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10+ Infuriating Things That Drive Us All A Little Crazy
It's as if these things were put into the world to fill the calmest of souls with a storm of rage. These things drive us all off the wall insane, and of course, some more than others.
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