Thursday, July 2, 2020

Guy Hacks Into Second Life Club, Members Rage


This is gold. What a pleasant throwback. 

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Man Gets Eliminated From Reality Show, Unforgettable Exit Ensues


Let this cringeworthy moment never be forgotten, and echo on into eternity. 

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Amazon Alexa Can't Understand Scottish Accent


Those Scottish accents can be tough to understand sometimes. If you enjoyed this, maybe check out some Scottish tweets over here. For extra fun try reading those Scottish tweets out loud. 

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Customer Keeps Asking for Man, Ends Up In Legal Department


This customer with absolutely no chill couldn't be bothered to be helped by any woman in the company. Eventually he got his wish, but it was far from helpful. For more customer stories, here's one where a boss reality checks awful customers and one where a Karen was defeated with overwhelming kindness.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance · Posted by u/sheikhyerbouti 21 hours ago "No offense, honey, but I just don't think you're qualified." oc M After seeing a bunch of similar threads, I thought I would post my own story that was shared by a coworker friend and her former manager. Back in my call center days a frequent issue among our female techs (my team had about 5-9 on average out of about 200) was to get someone who would insist on being transferred to a male tech. This happened at least once a w

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Text - My friend (Valerie) got a customer who insisted that he speak with a man before even mentioning his problem, saying "No offense, honey, but I just don't think you're qualified." If a customer ever requested to speak with another technician for whatever reason, the policy was to tell the customer to call back. When told this, the customer demanded to speak with a supervisor. So he did.

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Text - He spoke with the only female supervisor (Liz) on the floor (who LOVED getting these kind of escalations) who asked the customer why specifically he felt the technician who transferred him wasn't qualified to assist him. Apparently Liz had a habit of letting any female new hires know that if a customer wanted to speak to a supervisor because they demanded a MAN, they are free to let her know. It gets better. Liz had told me that normally these calls end with a very resigned and defeated c

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Text - But the customer that had escalated from Valerie refused to believe that ANOTHER WOMAN would be in any position of authority in our company and demanded to speak with Liz's boss. Liz told the customer that she was the final point of contact he was going to get and if he didn't like it, he could call the corporate office. The customer assured Liz that he would do so and hung up. A week later Liz finds out that the customer actually DID call corporate to complain. However, unlike tech suppo

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Text - Unfortunately ignorance often knows no bounds, so the customer continued to call back and harass the staff (using choice language and vague threats) until he finally managed to speak with a man - a representative of the company's legal department who let the customer know that all calls with him had been recorded, that they consider any future attempt to contact them to be harassment, and he can expect a cease and desist letter in the near future. Liz said it was the first time she had ev

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Wholesome Facts that are Nice for a Change


For all the creepy unsettling facts out there, it's goof to have a balance of nice facts to counteract all the messed up ones. For every fact about brain eating zombie fungi or how many missing nuclear bombs there are in the world, there's another fact about how cows have best friends and how much of a bro Jupiter is.

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Text - tehngand 50.7k points · 2 days ago S E Jupiter gravitational mass is so immense modern science believe it's been protecting us from meteors for millions of years.

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Text - silva_wings 47.6k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago e S It's highly likely your pet dreams of you in their sleep :) & 2 More

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Text - kipobaker 41.4k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago O All of the cardigans Mister Rogers wore on camera were knit by his mother.

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Text - why_thatsunfortunate 38.8k points · 2 days ago 2 goldfish can recognize their owners damn he been watching you this whole time and you didn't even know

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Text - ajago12598 38.2k points · 2 days ago 2 bees take naps in flowers! so yeah, it's okay to need a nap, even busy bees do

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Text - jigokume22 35.4k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago Scientists have discovered that rats LOVE playing hide and seek and squeal with joy when finding/being found.

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Text - Text - some_random_Potatos 30.2k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago e In dog/wolf movies where they use real life dog actors, the people who have to edit all that sometimes have to add cgi tails because they dogs can't stop wagging their tail as they are so happy

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Text - Text - TeaFuledVelociraptor 28.8k points · 2 days ago Dogs make cute little sneezing sounds to tell you they are playing and not fighting.

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Text - Text - plant10000 28.7k points · 2 days ago Van Gogh didn't start painting until his late twenties. JK Rowling didn't publish Harry Potter until her late thirties. Samuel L Jackson didn't get his first big role until his 40s. It's never too late to be who you might have been.

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Text - Text - thatrustgamer826 26.1k points · 2 days ago some fish like to be pet Marsh2700 12.0k points · 2 days ago clownfish are attracted to people!! went snorkelling around some reefs and after wiggling your finger at them almost like a worm, they come swim up to you and swam between my fingers!

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Text - bob_assaur 2.2k points · 2 days ago if only 1% of the world population liked you, that would still mean 70 million people likes you.

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Text - Text - FindingAlaska 25.8k points · 2 days ago The word for 'penquin' in Mandarin translates to 'business goose'.

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Text - Text - Aninio 24.9k points · 2 days ago If you make it to the airport without dying, you've already passed the deadliest part of plane travel.

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Text - Text - sassy-cheese-cube 24.6k points · 2 days ago 1. A penguin was once knighted in Norway. 2. Blind people can smile even though they have never seen one. It is human nature. :) 3. The voice actors of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.

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Text - Text - DOAFlip22 20.1k points · 2 days ago Stan Lee started creating the fantastic 4, Spider-Man, iron man, etc at around 40, so even if you think that you can't get anything out of life, you still can push yourself creatively and leave a lasting impact on the world at an older age.

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Text - Text - pxxrthshetty 19.7k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago Cheetahs are very shy animals. So some zoos give them support dogs like those for humans. Its the cutest thing ever.

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Text - Text - deyvena01 15.1k points · 2 days ago Swedish blood donors receive a text whenever their blood is used to help someone.

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Text - Text - iSnortedHalfOfPeru 14.1k points · 2 days ago Pillow fighting is a real, recognized sport in Canada. It was founded in Toronto in 2004 by the Pillow Fighting League.

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Text - Text - ugagradlady 13.5k points · 2 days ago e Your body is home to its own unique ecosystem, the human gut. Sounds gross, but billions of little creatures living inside you are helping you digest things, dispose of waste, and survive natural toxins in the food you consume. If you ever feel like you're useless, or that your existence means nothing, that's not true. You literally mean the world to your gut flora.

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Text - Text - gayboi2216 12.7k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago & 2 More People see you 20% more attractive than you see yourself.

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Text - Text - Shadowkiller215 7.0k points · 2 days ago Crows and ravens love to play in snow. One of their favorite activities is rolling hills

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Text - AugustineBlackwater 6.3k points · 2 days ago & 4 More Given all the atoms in the universe are recycled in various ways (having formed in the first stars), our entire body has already experienced billions of years of each atoms own personal history. Even more comforting, it's plausible those atoms will eventually become part of someone else in the future and will continue to exist in various forms - transforming continuously - until the end of time itself. So in a way, we're connected to s

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Text - TinyButMean 4.4k points · 2 days ago In Switzerland, it is Illegal to own just one guinea pig because they are very social animals. Its considered animal abuse to only have one. my heart

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Text - JasonYaya 2.7k points · 2 days ago When the gas gauge first reads empty, you usually have 50-60 miles of fuel left.

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Choosing Beggar Wants Free VCR, But Only If It's New


These choosing beggars and their endless procession of irrational demands, just keep coming. This time we've got a particularly ridiculous choosing beggar who expects a free VCR, but only if the VCR is brand new. Yeah, okay, good luck. Someone can certainly afford to "lose the attitude." 

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Text - Hi all anyone have a VCR they can let me CB have? Mine broke and I need it to record tv shows to watch later. thanks. Hi! You know there's more modern me technology you can use, right?? But I have a VCR/DVD player combo! Yours for $20 but you'd have to pick it up. Thanks but I said "let me have". And I *will* let you have it - for $20

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Text - I meant for free. I'm 72 years old You know what? Sure, you can have it for free! ok is it new? No you can't buy new VCRS these days but it's in good condition and it has a DVD player as well

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Text - if new vcrs are no longer being made why did you want $20 from me for yours? Ummmm maybe because I have something you want! That's how business works. AND I said you could have it for free as a goodwill gesture. You can loose the attitude and im not interested if it isnt new

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Text - Oh. My. God! MY attitude?! You expected to get a brand new machine for free! And it's 'lose', not 'loose! As in "You're going to lose out on a great deal because I'm done with you and your 72 years of self- entitlement."

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Extreme Eyebrows that Pushed the Limits of Foreheads


 We don't pretend to understand forward thinking fashion and eyebrow trends. We're just here for the sick eyebrow pics. Apparently there's an entire universe of things you can do to eyebrows, and these fashion astronauts are exploring the cold emptiness of that universe. Oh, and here are some questionable hair decisions getting roasted.

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Face - eyebrows are canceled since none of y'all know how to act right Cosmopolitan O @Cosmopolitan These heavenly "halo brows" are strangely beautiful csmo.us/WNMUUJW

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