Thursday, July 16, 2020

Life Inside A 12-Year-Old Terrarium


Maybe there's an alien dude looking at life inside his own terrarium, which is our earth. Now that'd be trippy. 

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Simulation Theory Argues We're Not Real


Careful, this rabbit hole will take your brain to some very strange places. 

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Choosing Beggar Won't Pay More Than $15 For Daughter's Birthday


Man, oh, man, this choosing beggar came out with a solid stance of cheap hostility. The dude gets rejected after trying to negotiate around the artist's hourly rate, and then throws out a line about his daughter being devastated due to the rejection. My dude, maybe spend more than $15 on your daughter's birthday, and see where it gets you. That, or don't tell your daughter about your failed attempts at cheap haggling. Check out more choosing beggars and greedy creatures over here.

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Dad Doesn't Explain Underwear, Sabotages Daughter's Relationship


This dad found himself in a predicament when he didn't speak up about some underwear his daughter found. Did this dad just want to see the world burn? The internet weighed in. For some better parent/child relationships, here's a dad who's instinct saved his daughter and some wholesome and chaotic "don't tell your mother" moments.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/Ridivoe 1 day ago © 4 &3 D 5e S 2 2 AITA for not saying anything about the underwear? Asshole My 20 year old daughter and her fiancé are currently staying with us. I love my daughter but she is very difficult and I can't stand her fiancé. I gave them a deadline to move out because I can't take this anymore.

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Text - They got into a massive fight the other day while my wife was out. I guess a pair of my wife's underwear got in with their laundry and she thought he was cheating. I think the fact she immediately jumped to cheating shows how bad their relationship is. She was waving the underwear around and I recognized them because they had a floral print but I just let this ridiculous fight go on. My wife came home after about thirty minutes and said they were hers. My wife asked if I didn't realize th

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Text - whomst_jpeg Partassipant [1] 56.0k points · 1 day ago edited 18 hours ago you might be the asshole but i am LIVING for it & 18 More edit: my personal verdict is YTA but I'd like to invoke Shitman v. Frickboy which states that in times of outlandish or otherwise infantile behaviour, assholery may, subject to scrutiny, be permitted.

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Text - Phy44 Colo-rectal Surgeon [44] 17.6k points · 1 day ago NTA. If your first thought is "cheating" not "the other woman that lives in this house" you've got issues.

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Text - moudine Partassipant [4] 5.9k points · 1 day ago NTA, it's not your fight either. Also it's wild that your daughter would think that her fiance was bringing girls into YOUR house, he own parents, to cheat on and accidentally leave underwear there! That's hilarious and I would have probably laughed, too. If I lived with another woman and the same thing happened to me, I feel like I would assume they were hers before anything else. My SO and I keep our laundry separate and stuff of his stil

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Text - ThrowRA-shopping123 1.3k points · 1 day ago I'm stuck somewhere between ESH and NTA. It's not your fight. Your daughter sounds like a piece of work, and it sounds like they have some serious issues. However, you had the power to step in and easily resolve that specific conflict. Not to mention she was waving your wife's underwear around the house.

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Text - perublanket39 Colo-rectal Surgeon [31] 2.3k points · 1 day ago ESH. Can't complain about people fighting when you could have stopped it. But you don't deserve to have an angry couple in your own home.

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Text - alsbigdeal Asshole Aficionado [14] 31.6k points · 1 day ago ESH Including me because I laughed too.

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Parenting Attempts That Almost Nailed It


These parenting attempts definitely came from a warm and loving place. That being said, they definitely err on the side of being absolutely absurd. 

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Product - depressed knicks fan @kev_chillen Parents hella creative eelmao got her goofy ass 100% JUIC Nutrilios Facts >

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Supermarket - Speedy Checkout 2 Save money. betten Lowerprices 58

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Deodorant - My Dad used to come to our rooms armed with "Monster Spray" when we had nightmares. He sprayed it under the bed, in my shoes, all the places monsters might hide. I loved it, the scent comforted me til I fell asleep. Monster Spray Chicande.com

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Text - daisyfirstaid swlo. 396 followers View Profile THE ΤΟΥ JAΙL you LEFT IT OUT, I PICKED IT UP. I HAVE YOUR STUFF YOU ARE OUT OF LUCK. TO GET IT BACK YOU MUST DO A CHORE AND AGAIN IT IS YOURS JUST LIKE BEFORE. Luve, LohoM "DAD AND

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Floor - Lucyfurr @LucySiameezer Note: Use Puppy lavender scented and cheaper than the human kind. 30 for $13 vs $16 for 20. Pads, they are Mum's 'ingenious' potty training hack goes viral.

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Child - OBDEK HEBE

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Clothing - TEXAS STATE EXAS TATE "My friend's dad just posted this on Facebook with the caption 'twins!"

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Text - Every time you don't eat your sandwich Unicorn dies # Dadfact A Love, Dad

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Christmas - WINTEK COMING

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Vehicle - THE MYSTERY MACHINE

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Room - SERICUS cade

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Toy - to la t CocCola Sprie

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Water transportation - DIY Moana themed decoration Made this last summer for my daughter's birthday party

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Text - Please Follow Back @Bling021 Gonna tell my daughter that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage

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Text - TOY JAIL You left it out and I picked it up, Ive got your stuf.youre out of lick, To get it back, pleăse do a chore, Then its yours, just like before. ♡ Mummy

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Child - 田国周 חממ HA HA APRIL Foo!

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Jeans - FEELING GUILTY ABOUT YOUR KIDS WATCHING TOO MUCH T.V.? JUST MUTE IT AND PUT THE CAPTIONS ON. BOOM! NOW THEY'RE READING

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Plant - When your kids say “You never buy me anything" NATURES Harvess

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Junk food - DAD I NEED FROOT LOOPS Malt OMal Tootie Fruitjes KpiAHLY FUAVORED love it or it's FREE! FRODT LOPS Relleg's FROOT LOOPS OLD ON SWEETHEART eS RESEALABLE

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Husband's Birthday Surprise For Wife Almost Results In Divorce


While this husband's birthday surprise absolutely erred on the side of fail, it seems like there was a bit more at play than just the surprise for these two lovebirds. Sounds like tensions were already rising for the two, and that him "forgetting" his wife's birthday was the straw that broke the camel's back. Fortunately, the situation gets calmed down, and it sounds like the two are working on ironing out their struggles. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/Kissankassi • 1d 1 F 1 1 TIFU by trying to surprise my wife for her birthday and almost getting divorced I'll admit I haven't been the most attentive husband lately. My wife has told me I need to make more of an effort in our relationship or we would have problems. I've tried really hard to invest in our relationship ever since finding out my wife is not feeling as happy as she should be.

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Text - This fuck up happened last week. My wife's birthday was coming up. I decided to go big. My wife absolutely loves surprises so I decided to surprise her with a romantic night and lots of flowers and presents. She had to go to work in the morning of her birthday and I had the day off. A lot of time to plan everything out. I decided, being the idiot I am, to pretend that I had forgotten my wife's birthday just to make the surprise, well, even more of a surprise. The plan was as follows: my w

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Text - Nothing special happened in the morning and my wife left for work while I slept in. During the day I got everything ready and apart from mildly messing up the desert everything went great. Then it was time to wait for my wife to return. She was supposed to get home after 4pm. 4.30pm nothing. 5pm still nothing. I was starting to get worried and I texted her where she was. Around 5.30pm she read my message but didn't reply. I called her and she didn't answer. I was starting to get extremely

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Text - She told me she was done talking and started mentioning divorce. Fuck fuck fuck. Thats when I called her and she still wouldn't answer. Then I panicked and started explaining everything to her by text. I took pictures of all the things I had done around the house, the gifts the flowers the decorations the dinner everything. I just wanted to surprise her that's all I wanted.

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Text - I tried calling her to no avail. She read my messages and after not getting a reply I just broke and started crying. After what felt like the longest wait of my life my wife comes home. She's crying saying she's sorry. I told her it was my fault and we both just cried holding each other. We spent the night crying and cuddling and eating the dinner I made. She told me it was the best thing she had ever eaten (obviously a lie, it was mediocre at best and already cold). It wasn't the surpris

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