Thursday, April 16, 2015
Homophobia of the Day: Dieseltec Auto Repair Shop in Michigan Says It Won’t Serve Gays
Here we go again.
Brian Klawiter, the owner of Dieseltec auto repair shop in Grandville, MI declared on the business’Facebook page Tuesday that they will not serve gay people because “homosexuality is wrong, period.”
From the post:
Enough is enough. Our rights as conservative Americans are being squashed more and more everyday. Apparently if you are white (or close to it), you have a job, go to church, and own a gun… That translates into racists, privileged, bigot, conspiracy theorist. Too many of us say nothing. Well, freedom of speech isn’t just for Liberals, THEY are the ones that need to learn to “co-exist”, THEY are the ones who need to WORK to be “equal”
So if you’re looking for a lube job, gays, look elsewhere, because Mr. Klawiter is not going to service you. Even if you have one of these sexy problems listed on his website.
Is your Duramax smoking? Does your Powerstroke not start when it’s hot? How about your Cummins, is it putting down the power it could be?
In fact, if you are gay and bring your car in for repairs, he jokes that he will put your vehicle together with all bolts and no nuts and you can see how that works.”
It might sound like a threat, but he later clarified his comments.
The bolt and nut thing was a reference to physiology, bolt penis and nut v@gina. I DID NOT threaten to purposely put a vehicle together wrong to harm someone.
WARNING gay bolt pr0n below.
While gays are not welcome, he says that guns are encouraged. He is offering a special deal to anyone who brings a firearm into his shop.
And as with the Memories Pizza debacle, the company’s Yelp page has already been inundated with negative reviews and humorous comments.
But don’t think about raising hundreds of thousands of dollars on a GoFundMe page for the poor guy, because he won’t take it.
“I also am not asking for anyone to do the gofundme postings,” he wrote. “We are a successful business and are blessed to be able to feed our families. If there is any money raised it will be redistributed to people with greater needs than ours.”
Here are some highlights from Yelp so far.
Ringtone of the Day: Sen. Pat Roberts’ Phone Plays ‘Let It Go’ During Committee Hearing
Queen Elsa made an brief cameo at a boring Senate Finance Committee hearing on Thursday.
Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack was trying to speak, when “Let It Go” started blaring from across the room.
The culprit turned out to be Republican Sen. Pat Roberts from Kansas, who is apparently a closet “Frozen” fan.
“Aw, come on,” he said, turning it off while everyone in the room laughed. “Just let it go mister.”
A spokesperson later clarified to The Washington Post that the ringtone is actually for his kids. he also
“He balances it with Johnny Cash’s ‘I Walk the Line,'” she said. “He changes depending on the day.”
Riiiiight. Whatever you say Roberts.
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Hide Their Naughty Bits From Mom
Even better, this was the smut site's reaction to the event:
Equal Parts Creepy, Crazy, and Kitty
Instructor Housetsu Sato and his students at the Japan School of Wool Art made this monstrous beauty. The piece will be on display in the Tokyo Metropolitan Art Museum April 18 through the 23rd. They're even entertaining the idea of renting it out once it's done, in case you really need to ruin some child's birthday party.
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