Thursday, August 15, 2019

Kind Customer Service Guy Solves Widow's Nightmare of a Bill


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For all the terribly inconvenient calls we've had with cable and internet providers, it's encouraging to see a person go the extra mile to effectively help someone who needs it. You hope your customer service rep is like this. Just kinda feels nice to see some interpersonal understanding, in a wholesome sort of way.

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Guy Gets Back At Loud Partying Neighbors By Locking Their Cars Up On His Property


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This neighbor boldly took things into his own hands when he found himself dealing with a crowd of unruly neighbors that refused to acknowledge his requests for them to respect his private property. He maintained a cool and calculated demeanor and wasn't phased by a cop who was in on the whole thing too! 

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Uber Driver Helps Woman Escape The Clutches Of A Creepy Nice Guy


Uber driver shows up to pick up woman in the middle of a bad date with a creepy nice guy, and pretends to be her boyfriend.

This Uber driver showed up and helped a troubled young woman in the middle of an unnerving date with the King of Creepy Nice Guys, out of a dicey situation. This would be a great marketing campaign for Uber. 

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Barbara Walters' Incredibly Creepy Response To Cory Feldman Admitting Rampant Pedophilia In Hollywood


"You're damaging an entire industry!"

A bit of a harrowing flashback to that time when Cory Feldman was in the middle of an ABC interview, admitting to rampant pedophilia in Hollywood, when Barbara Walters' unleashed one very creepy and inappropriate response to what Feldman was saying. 

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Groom Angry At Brother For Getting Tattooed Before His Wedding Cause It'll Distract People


Groom gets mad at brother for getting tattooed before his wedding because it will distract people.

It feels like the groom is being just a bit controlling in this situation involving getting mad at his brother for his tattoo; and the risk that it could be "distracting" at his wedding. 

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24 of Internet of Sh*t's Technological Fails That Make Reality Seem Like a Crappy Dystopia


Technology fails from twitter.

Would you like to pay for a subscription to drinking fountains? How about shoes that you have to charge? Internet of Shit highlights these disappointing marvels of technology and many more in what seems like a rapidly approaching dystopian future of awful products that simultaneously don't work and make life more inconvenient when they do work.

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20 Times Women Tried To Buy A Car/Item From A Sexist


Women on AskReddit share times they ended up buying a car/item from a seller who was sexist.

Someone on AskReddit asked women to share the times they went to buy a car/item from a sexist. There's just no excuse for these levels of ignorance. 

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Guy Reconnects With High School Friend to Use Dad's Recent Passing to Sell Health Supplements


Guy texts friend whose dad died so he can sell MLM health supplements.

This is pretty close to the definition of morally bankrupt. Don't fall for Multi-level Marketing (Pyramid) schemes and if someone tries to get you into one, just run away. This guy's approach to try to sell his old friend health products is about as ineffective as it is psychopathic.

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Angry Vegan Tells Non-Vegan That She Can't Eat Tofu Cause It's Appropriation


An angry vegan tells a non-vegan that she can't eat tofu because it's appropriation.

This angry vegan went ahead and told off a non-vegan that she can't eat tofu, because it's wrongful appropriation. With all due respect, this angry vegan brought it on themselves! 

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Tumblr Physicists Theorize About Curvature Of Middle Earth And Legolas' Scary Elf Eyes


Tumblr physicists theorize on Tumblr about the curvature of Middle Earth and why Legolas' eyes are so creepy.

Tumblr physicists took things a bit far when they theorized about the curvature of Middle Earth, and why Legolas' scary elf eyes are so haunting. Sometimes it's best to just accept the fantasy world as it comes. Now we can all await the day that Flat Earthers adopt the, "we're actually elves" theory. 

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Viral Video Appears To Show Conor McGregor Sucker Punch An Elderly Man Over Alleged Whiskey Dispute


A viral video released by TMZ, has surfaced that shows what appears to be Conor McGregor punching an elderly man at a bar, over an alleged dispute about a whiskey shot. 

Apparently McGregor was passing out cups to patrons at a bar called the Marble Arch in Dublin, in April, and encountered this guy who declined his drink offer. This rejection rubbed McGregor the wrong way, as you can see what looks like McGregor sucker punch the guy before being carried out. 

An official from Ireland's national police force released a statement to the MMA Junkie that reads: 

"Garda are investigating an assault incident that occurred at a public house in Drimnagh, Dublin 12, on 6/4/19 at approximately 2:30pm. Investigations ongoing in relation to this incident and no arrests have been made to date," the statement reads.

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17 Prodigious Slams and Clapbacks That Achieved Max Damage


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Who knew people were so passionate about which corner you put the sun in as a kid, but we're intrigued.  We're fans of clapbacks that blast peoples souls from their bodies, so here are some more from people who savagely responded to just about everything that crossed their paths.

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10 Delusional Liars That Spewed BS And Got Called Out Online


A collection of liars that got called out for telling lies on social media.

These lying liars tried to sell their load of BS to the online world, and proceeded to get called out for it! In an era dominated by people cultivating clout through getting away with many dramatized lies, it's nice to have some people around to defend the truth. 

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NBA 2K15 Has Some Of The Worst Voice Acting In Modern Gaming


It's clearly no easy task to get actual NBA players to lend their voices to your game. In this case it sounds like a combination of none of these guys having a chance to read over their scripts as well as the producers trying to get everything in one take. Holy crap these are bad.

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Runaway Brides Share Their Stories And What The "Final Straw" Was For Them


Runaway brides share their stories and what the last straw was for them in an AskReddit.

We're able to take a peek behind the curtain of some of the more intense wedding dramas to come out of the woodwork. Runaway brides are sharing their drama-packed stories in a recent AskReddit, and specifically what their last straw was that sent them running for the hills. It sounds like these runaway brides are far better off being removed from their toxic and unhealthy relationships. 

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22 Questionable Haircuts


A collection of people getting questionable haircuts.

It'll grow back eventually...

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20 Men That Took Naps During Their Shopping Adventures


Men that took naps while they were out shopping for themselves, or waiting on their partners.

These sleepy men were committed to seeing their shopping tasks through. Sometimes the shopping just gets to you, and you need to grab a quick snooze. And what better place than the comfortable, air-conditioned confines of a nice store with piles of plush clothing that serve as great makeshift pillows. 

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