Sunday, August 4, 2019

Dad Tries Explaining Polygamous Lifestyle To Son, Son Absolutely Doesn't Buy It


Dad's fixin to destroy his entire family, and the son is not having ANY of his BS. 

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21 Awful Beauty Products and the Sad Models to Go with Them


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Who sells these? Like, we would be completely surprised if any of these worked at all. At the same time, we mostly feel bad for all the models who got roped into this venture. You can see the bewilderment and disappointment in their eyes. But hey, there are worse gigs out there. For more terrible products that are otherwise useless or misleading, here are 25 awful products designed by monsters

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Manager Destroys Employee's Headphones So He Destroys The Restaurant


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This rude manager learned a swift and brutal lesson in messing with an employee, and thinking that they're not going to sue your face off. Yeah, "sue me" were this bully's last words...

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29 Times Bored Elon Musk Was The Best Elon Musk On Twitter


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We seriously need to get behind the chicken conveyor belt idea! Bored Elon Musk is out here accomplishing great things in the daydreaming department. 

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Insanely Demanding Woman Wants Person to Watch Her Diabetic Dog for Cheap


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We can't think of a worse pet sitting situation out there. This lady doesn't even promise the small amount of money she offers, deliberately withholds information about the dog's condition until after the sitter would have agreed, and then calls her weak for not wanting to totally derail her life for a hundred bucks. Absolutely phenomenal. We've seen people make insane lists of rules before, like this bride's friend who made a list for a bachelorette party.

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Guy Uses Photoshop To Masterfully Toy With A Text Scammer


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Nothing warms our hearts like a scammer absolutely getting it. This hero used his photoshop skills to masterfully toy a scammer into sweet oblivion. A job well done indeed! 

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The Oakland A's Sign A Fan Who Threw 96 MPH In A Speed Pitching Challenge


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Twitter user @cpatterson_7 filmed his buddy trying out a speed pitch challenge at a Rockies game, and after the video went viral on Twitter he ended up signing an official contract with the Oakland A's! Talk about a true fairytale. We wish this guy nothing but luck in his spontaneous MLB career. 


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28 Historical Events That Can Be Accurately Described As "Bruh Moments"


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AskReddit users are breaking out their bold history facts to describe those moments in history that can accurately be described as "bruh moments." You know, the times when you're just kind of speechless and all you can do is mutter out a well articulated "bruh." 

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Guy Goes Full Sociopathic Revenge On Stranger Who Spoiled Avengers For Him


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This is brutally amazing. The sociopathic tendencies are STRONG with this revenge. Consider yourself duly warned of Avengers:Endgame spoilers before you dive into this epic revenge tale! 

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Kid's Hot Sauce Mistake Damns Entire Party To Choking Hell


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We're always looking for ways to burn bridges, but this way seems a bit nuclear. That's a pretty sure-fire way to never have to worry about being invited back. Can we give him a break because he was like seven? Yeah, probably. 

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Woman On Tumblr Shows Off Multiple Uses For An Uruk-Hai Scimitar


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This Uruk-Hai Scimitar is apparently the tool for everything. She is clearly brave enough. 

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Person In Mobility Scooter Gets Overzealous and Eats It at the Skate Park


A painful reminder for why you shouldn't take a mobility scooter to a skate park. It's just not made for the grade, man. We hope they're okay.

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30 Couples Who Moved In Together Share What Surprised Them The Most About Living With Females/Males


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Couples are sharing what surprised them the most about moving in with their partners (females/males). You haven't lived yet till you've moved in with your girlfriend and discovered a Chewbacca like hair monster in the bottom of your sink. Or how about the million bobby pins that continue surfacing around the place, while you've never seen your girlfriend actually use one. 

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37 Weird and Specific How-To Books


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If you thought that you'd never learn an incredibly strange, specific and completely stupid hobby, don't quit just yet. There's a guide for everything from identifying wood to crafting sexy origami! Like, even if you wanted a guide for stray shopping carts, by god it exists. For other strange relics, here are some weird and amazing forgotten items found in thrift stores.

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Tools Rack Up Boss's Tab, in turn Boss Has Them Pay Their Own $3K Check


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Feels good when someone's crappy behavior is rewarded with a fitting punishment. In this case, two rude dudes who overstepped their bounds got a talking to and left with the massive bill they created. Sometimes employees get their own petty revenge on terrible customers, but this one came down from their own boss.

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17 People Illustrate The Signs Someone Peaked in High School


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It's okay to have enjoyed high school. Many of us didn't. In fact we have tons of cringey high school memories that we regret. But it's alright to remember high school fondly. It's the folks who still think high school is important after 10 years who may need a reality check.

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27 People Give Examples of The Dumbest Arguments They've Ever Been In


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A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the most idiotic arguments they've found themselves caught up in with someone. It takes two to tango, and sometimes we just find ourselves firmly in antagonistic moods. Hopefully none of these infuriating arguments ring any bells. 

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