Tuesday, July 2, 2019

10 Sloppy, Shameless, And Ridiculous Times Tinder Lived Down To Its Reputation


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Tinder is a cesspool of bold immaturity and shameless pickup lines. It's a Wild West of people trying out their very worst on unsuspecting "matches" that never saw the monster coming behind that hopeful right swipe. These 10 moments from the wild world of Tinder didn't fail to get a chuckle or two out of us. 

If you're looking for more Tinder gold we recommend you check out this collection of weird and awesome Tinder profiles that make a case for being single.

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Guy Unsure What To Do With Dad Ash Brick, Comments Section Gets Morbidly Hilarious


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We're not exactly sure how relatable this problem is, but at least they have a sense of humor about it. I guess the lesson here is don't wait too long to scatter a loved one's ashes. And I guess the other lesson would be "don't expect helpful solutions from the internet." Facebook commenters can deliver pretty serious burns, like the time they roasted this ad for having an absurd model with a comically tight shirt.

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Guy Gets Friend Zoned, Asks The Internet If He's A Jerk For Giving Extra Concert Ticket To Different Girl


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This guy pivoted hard off a fresh friend zone situation with his crush. That's no easy business, getting all worked up to take the person you like to a concert, and then after inviting them along, you find out that the romantic interests are one-sided. Pretty brutal no matter how you slice and dice it. 

That being said, he went ahead and asked Redditors whether or not he was a jerk for offering the concert ticket to someone else. The verdict would seem to be a solid, you are NOT the asshole. 

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15 Times People Boosted The Reviews Section With Comedy Gold


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Came for some laughs in the reviews section, and wasn't disappointed. Gotta love when people spice up the reviews section with some humor. 

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Satan Has A Twitter Account And His Social Media Game Is Strong


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It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

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Choosing Beggars That Wish The World Was All Free Handouts


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These choosing beggars simply refuse to bring rationality into a negotiation. It's as if they enter the situation so blinded by their own desires and ignorance that any sort of peaceful, respectful outcome was doomed from the start. It sure would be delightful if the world tossed free stuff our way often, but that's just not the way it goes. 

If you're looking for more juicy choosing beggars content we recommend you check out these choosing beggars that wish the world was their ATM.

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23 Various Attempts That Metaphorically Faceplanted


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Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to fix a sidewalk. Sometimes you're just trying to get a point across, guilt-trip someone or seem cool online. Sometimes people are outright trying to be bullies. Life has its ways of making sure that all of these attempts see glorious failure. For more failed attempts, here are some failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

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Mom Calls Out Pizzeria Manager For Shaming Her For Breastfeeding


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A very angry mom, Olivia Cook, went on a bit of a Facebook rant about a pizzeria manager that told her to "cover up" while she was breastfeeding her 2-month-old. No mom wants to find herself in a tight spot, getting shamed, for doing something that's actually legal in all 50 states. 

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Eggstreme Bidding War Breaks Out Between Competitive Egg Buyers


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The internet did a good thing with this high stakes bidding war between competitive egg buyers. The game of one-upping fellow egg buyers is not to be taken lightly. Timing and a willingness to supply that extra egg with the hand-drawn smiley face can be the dealbreaker sometimes. 

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21 Times People Realized They Were Arguing with Someone Too Stupid to Argue With


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At its core, an argument is a very common and simple act where two people who disagree on something deliberate over the truth and best course of action. When both parties are interested in a joint solution, consensus can be reached. The problem is that a solution also requires that the people who are arguing can actually agree on the point of the argument, how to actually argue, and the rules of objective reality. Here are some times when people realized they were talking to someone who couldn't be bothered to want to agree, didn't have the energy, or was just flat out dumb as rocks. In a similar vein, here are some of the dumbest arguments people have found themselves in.

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Man Reviews Scotch While His Wife Packs Up And Leaves Him


The emotional stability is off the charts, or this guy is too far gone to feel anything. 

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HR Woman Asks If She Can Reject Qualified Candidate That Her Ex-Fiancé Cheated With


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A woman working HR asked Redditors in a recent AITA thread, whether or not she was a jerk for wanting to reject a qualified candidate on the grounds that this person hooked up with her cheating ex-fiancé. Sounds like a solid case of conflict of interest, and that everyone would be best served moving forward down separate paths. Can't imagine this hiring would make for a healthy workplace environment. 

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Woman Films Church Leader Fat Shaming Her For Wearing Jean Shorts


A viral video from Twitter User @Roo_Jenna, captures a nasty church leader shaming a hysterical young woman for wearing jean shorts at church, based on her body. This is just brutal, and you can hear the terror in her voice, as it looks like she's trapped in the bathroom. 

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25 Funny and Stupid Design Fails That Needed Some More Thought


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Does your company's logo look like a butt? Are you sure? Maybe go outside and look at the sign. People design stupid, ridiculous and nonfunctional things every day, and looking at them might make you feel better about yourself. Really, please make sure your logo doesn't look like a butt. Unless it's supposed to, I guess. For some really bad products, check out these misleading and awful products designed by monsters.

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20+ Of The Dumbest Things People Have Done In The Pursuit Of Love


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We do some mindless stuff in the name of love, or even, an innocent crush. There's just something that short circuits in the brain when you find yourself helplessly infatuated with that person that caught your eye. Then, if you're really unlucky, you take it a step further and make the kind of move that comes back to haunt you in the middle of the night, years later. 

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Guy Hides His Staple Addiction, Family Thinks He's A Junkie


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Sometimes you just absolutely love breaking apart staples...to the point that it convinces your alarmed family around you that there could be something darker, more ominous, and potentially drug-infused afoot. 

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25 Funny Marriage Tweets That Hit Close to Home


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They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Sting Reacts to an Awkward Cover of His Own Song


It's not every day you get to see an artist watch another artist perform their own music back to them but in a just kind of "worse" way. We're just glad the camera stayed on Sting so much of the time so we could get a good look into his very soul. Oh man, that solo though.

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