Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Woman Asks Husband's Sister To Consider Being A Surrogate


Woman asks her husband's sister if she'll consider being a surrogate.

This couple might've benefited a whole lot from thinking a bit more on whether or not it was really appropriate to ask the husband's sister about having a kid, after she'd already been vocal about having no interesting in having a kid. Yikes all around. The people of Reddit are offering their hot takes on whether or not they were in the wrong, and it sounds like this couple definitely messed up. 

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Sarge's Reactions To Marine Corps Questions Are Comedy Gold


Just don't ask this guy if he's a marine, unless you're ready for utter, hilarious chaos. 

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Red Bull Records The Fastest Pit Stop Ever


Pretty dang impressive! 

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Artist Plays The Audience Like An Instrument


Never have I ever been so amazed by a performer's ability to exercise control over the audience. 

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Twitter Users Add A Word To Ruin A Song


A collection of Twitter users respond to Jimmy Fallon's prompt about adding one word to a song to ruin it.

Twitter users are adding one word to various songs in an attempt to ruin them. The resulting song titles are definitely masterpieces of fail. It's amazing just how much of a difference one word can make in twisting the original title of a song. 

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Woman's Powerful Twitter Thread On Prison Visit Struggles


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Twitter user @LilianaSegura, shared a powerful Twitter thread that boosts awareness on the struggles undergone by people trying to visit loved ones in the prison system. They ended up encountering all kinds of obstacles on what could've been an otherwise smooth visit. Bit of a nightmare. 

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People Imagine Their Lives As Ducks


A collection of AskReddit responses to people imagining that they're ducks now.

This is just the kind of AskReddit thread that escapes reason, logic, etc, and that's why we love it. We've got plenty of ominous news headlines and intellectually engaging material at our fingertips. Sometimes, we just need to pump the mental brakes and wander down a ridiculous rabbit's hole. Like this right here: people imagining what they'd do if they suddenly turned into ducks. Might go to Subway to get that bread, or start a duel with a nearby goose. Who knows. 

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Old-Timey Christmas Cards Were Horrifically Weird


Strange and bizarre old Christmas cards.

Nowadays, the holidays are a time for family gatherings, drinking (or hating) egg nog, and considerably less murder-by-bears. Apparently before we had the now classic Santa-in-the-red-suit business, people had dancing frogs and turnip-aristocrats. For other surprising old-timey stuff, there's also some cool vintage life-hacks from forever ago.

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Tumblr User Documents Adventures Of Extreme Chompin' T Rex


Tumblr user documents the various fun adventures of a T Rex toy.

Little did the world know that all we need to motivate ourselves to get out there and seize the day, is an inspirational chompin' T Rex. I'm all for the extremely wholesome chompin' action. 

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Wild Sex Facts to Quote During an Awkward Silence


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Want to alienate your friends and coworkers in a fast an easy way? Here are some absolutely crazy sex facts that will have people talking about you behind your back in no time. They'll say "that's the guy who keeps talking about elephant testicles in the elevator." For more wild stuff, here are some insane facts that we had no business knowing. And if you don't want people to talk about you, here arenice facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

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Dads Respond to Being Told Their Kid Put Olive Oil in their Car


Texts from dads after being told their kid put olive oil in their car.

My dad would have said my car doesn't need an extra virgin. The dads involved mostly responded positively. You can kind of gauge their opinion of their kid based on how they reacted. When the daddest dads aren't getting pranked, they're making epic puns and dad jokes.

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Surprises From Spouses After Couples Got Married


Various surprises from spouses after couples got married.

Someone on AskReddit asked for married couples to share their biggest surprises with their spouses, after getting married. From innocent and quirky little things like leaving the lids unscrewed on jars, to some psycho level compulsive lying. It's really hard to know someone completely, until you've thrown in with them and spent more time together. 

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South Dakota's New Anti-Meth Campaign Slogan is "Meth. We're On It"


Is this good or bad marketing? Does anyone even know anymore? On the one hand, it's an utterly ridiculous slogan. On the other hand, it sure seems to be getting the word out.

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Unfortunate Times Chaos Derailed People's Lives


Fails, messes and unfortunate moments.

If you're like anyone else, you will have unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. 5 gallon buckets of paint will spill, boats will sink, and lasagnas will get exploded. All you can do is take these moments in stride, and be glad that these unfortunate moments don't happen to you every day.

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Rare Insults That Were Cunning And Merciless


A collection of creative and brutal insults against people on social media.

We're back at it again with a fresh round of razor-sharp insults that left their targets utterly destroyed. Some people ask for the roasts, while others just desperately need to learn to keep a lid on it in the first place. That all being said, we'll always appreciate a clever insult that just got someone good. 

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Times Spoiled Rich Kids Had Their World Burst By Real Life


Times ignorant rich kids had to deal with the real world.

Money doesn't necessarily make a person intolerable to be around, but it can definitely give their kids a psychopathically ignorant sense of entitlement. Here are some more times the real world hit a spoiled rich kid. Nothing makes regular people angry quite like the antics of spoiled rich kid syndrome.

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Entitled People With Their Nonsense, Who Need to Get Outta Here


Entitled people who asked for too much.

While most people have a shred of humility, the world is still crawling with entitled morons who think the world is made for them. There are horrible customers, awful job offers, and entitled individuals of all strips who try to take advantage of people. Asking for help when you need it is fine, but some entitled individuals go above and beyond reason.

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