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Friday, September 11, 2020

European Starling Gets Trained To Mimic Facts About Its Own Species

So, it's pretty much a real life Pokémon. Awesome.

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Tagged: cool , birds , awesome , Video , win

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Cat Has Weird Sneeze

For sneezing animal aficionados, here's a cat whose sneezing sounds a little like a squeaky door and a lot like the air being let out of a balloon at a high pitch. Shake that sneeze out, cat.

Submitted by: (via Julian Siefert)

Tagged: wierd , lol , sneeze , Cats , animals

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Woman Discovers That Steak Is In Fact Beef

And just like that you learn something new every day. Whenever you get down and in the dumps coming off a fresh brain fart experience, just remember that there are in fact people walking this globe that are unaware that steak is beef. Unreal.

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Text - Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin Y'all yesterday I found out steak is beef and I'm so embarrassed to say what animal I thought steak was all this time

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Text - theBrat @illasians Replying to @allADUiswin I'm curious

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Cartoon - Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin · 13h Replying to @illasians Horse

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Text - theBrat @illasians · 13h do you eat steak? 2775 6 Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin · 13h Yes girl Lmfaoo 2714 13 theBrat @illasians · 13h so you was just casually, comfortably eating horse all these years? ♡ 2 2747 105 <]

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Text - Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin Replying to @illasians I thought we all were Lmfaoo 9:39 PM · 4/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Tagged: steak , twitter , FAIL , oblivious , social media , ridiculous , food

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Man Steals $400 Of Gas, Employee Gets The Last Laugh

Trying to pass off counterfeit bills is one of the dumbest things that a human being can do. Just picturing the look on this guy's face when he returned to the gas station, and saw those cops waiting to take him in is priceless. The fact that he had almost $2K of counterfeit bills on him was the true icing on the cake.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/theaccounterl • 303d Guy steals 400 dollars of gas, but I get the last laugh. Mobile blah blah. Backstory: I used to work at a marina when I was in high school that sold gas and allowed people to dock for free if they wanted to. Now one day a guy comes in on a pretty big boat comes in and gets a lot of gas. Like 400 dollars worth of gas. He comes to the counter to pay and gives me 400 dollars in 100 dollar bills and I accept them and he goes on his merry way.

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Text - Fast forward a week or so and I am told by my boss that the bills he payed in were all counterfeit bills. Unfortunately as he payed in cash we had no way of tracking him down, so we think that he just got away with stealing 400 dollars worth of gas. That is until this idiot comes back after about a month and a half, thinking he got away with stealing the gas. When he comes back in I recognize the guy and tell my coworker to call the police right away. However, I knew that this guy would j

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Text - Luckily for me this guy asks to dock the boat for an hour or so on our dock and I tell it's not a problem. Now it is policy to get the name and phone number of customers using free dockage, as well as asking that they leave their keys in the boat so that we can move the boat to a different dock if needed. He complies to all of the rules and leaves his boat, and he leaves his keys with me. After probably about 15 minutes of waiting the police show up on the dock and ask my boss where the g

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Text - At this point I was pissed at this dude for making me look dumb for basically losing 400 dollars, so I call and tell him: "Hey, this is (Me) from Marina, it seems as though there is an issue with your engine and it seems to be smoking".- for those that don't know boats that well, engines are very expensive and this one in particular was a 350 horsepower Yamaha engine, which is top of the line so that man got back to that boat in record time.

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Text - When he got back to the boat the look on his face when he saw 2 cops waiting for him was priceless. He tried to play it off and act like he had done nothing wrong and he didn't know why the police were there, but that was short lived as they arrested him and told him why he was being arrested. Turns out the guy had almost 2 grand in counterfeit 100 dollar bills on him. 9.3k 368 1 Share

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Tagged: employee , satisfying , FAIL , gas , revenge , ridiculous , Reddit , funny

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Tumblr Story: Grandpa Despises Banana Bread, Eats It For Years Out Of Love

You haven't really been in love until you've eaten banana bread that you loathe, for years, purely out of love. This grandpa is nothing short of a legend.

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Text - theguilteaparty So my mom told me a story... Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week. Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

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Text - So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him. So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that's like... 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He

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Text - That's approximately 835 loaves of banana bread. Now Skip ahead a few years... and they're all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad's bread and their mom comes in, “I don't think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!" "What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!"

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Text - This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn't have the heart to tell them that he couldn't stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

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Text - My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

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Tagged: marriage , tumblr , bananas , Grandpa , grandparents , food , funny tumblr

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Clever and Stupid Jokes That Aren't Wrong

Since we're interesting beings capable of holding a few ideas in our head at once, it's sometimes fair to agree that something might not exactly be totally correct, but it may just as well be technically accurate. By no means are these observations actually intelligent, but they at least sort of feel that way.