Friday, October 29, 2021

Couple Tells Judgmental In-Laws That They’d Rather “Eat Sushi” Than Have Children, Get Disowned From Family


Imagine getting so upset over something so petty and has nothing to do with you or your life decisions. This couple has clearly made a decision for themselves and for their life preferences. It isn't anyone else's business whether or not they choose to have children and if you are going to press them on the issue then it is more than fair for them to give a response. 

Their response has no bearing on you or your choices so get over it!

Wholesome Memes To Let The Soul Breath


Most of the things we see on the internet aren't exactly what one would call "inspiring" or even "decent." It's really easy to get into the habit of thinking that the entire world is a dark and unforgiving place. It is, but it's also a whole lot of other things. So to get ourselves back into the groove, here are some wholesome memes.

Seal Gets Weighed, Does A Retract


We'd love to be able to push our skulls into our body cavities when we feel like our space is being invaded. But these damn spines of ours just won't do what we want them to do. At least someone gets to enjoy being a living accordion.

Lava Bomb Rolls Within Feet Of Volcano Onlookers


The great thing about dangerous things happening far away is that, presumably, they're too far away to hurt you. But when you're dealing with something with the mind bogglingly explosive power of the earth itself, "far enough away" often reveals itself to be not far enough away. That rock is rollin' and baby she's red hot.

Demanding Boss Rescinds Employees Booked Leave After Coworker Quits Without Warning, Employee Chooses Another Option and Does the Same


As a manager of a retail location there are probably a few things you shouldn't do. It's important to treat your coworkers and employees with respect and being in charge of people doesn't, and shouldn't, suddenly mean that you can forgo that ethical and societal requirement.

Rescinding an employees already accepted leave is one of those things that you definitely shouldn't do. Just don't. Ever. This is such a low blow and a sign of disrespect. 

Good on the employee for walking away. No wonder the other employees quit too.

Food Memes To Satisfy Our Hungry Eyes


Why do we like food so much? For one thing, it often tastes good. And for another, we literally have to eat it or else we'll die. So naturally, an appreciation for food is a pretty universal experience. And what do people like almost universally as much as food? That's right, Tom Hanks. And also memes. So here are some funny food memes to satisfy those cravings.

Entitled Aunt Demands Her Kid Get To Swim In "Pool" Full Of Alligators


Okay, so keeping an alligator paddock isn't exactly a normal thing. But the fact that this lady even thought a fetid swamp full of algae is something her kid would like to swim in in the first place might indicate that she's not a wellspring of good ideas. It doesn't take a genius to look at that bog and think that it's not an opportune time to reach for the swim trunks. For another case of extreme parenting here's the dad who demanded his son get to handle a gun without permission.

Quotes That Changed The Way People Looked At Things


The world is a confusing, difficult and often stupid place. We're all trying to do our best with the time we've got on this dumb planet, and luckily we have the wisdom of thousands of years worth of brilliant people to help guide us through the dirt parade we call life. Here are some quotes that stuck with people and changed how they looked at themselves as well as others.

"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Blunderosity


Here be the land of upside down signs, ironic building decisions and incomplete projects. We've all had our own "not my job" moments that we felt could wait until Monday morning and then were completely forgotten by then. It's human to be lazy and make mistakes that could potentially damage property and people. You try not to, but hey man in these world of dubious professionalism, there are no guarantees.

Creepy Signs That Aren't Fooling Around


We live in a world full of unconventional hazards. Random explosions, sinkholes, radiation, chlorine gas leaks, gorilla escapes, sewage tidal waves and mosquitos are all things that we feel need some kind of creepy warning signs for. Oh, also aerated water, poisonous plants, electricity, slippery rocks, angry hippos, quicksand and heavy machinery need some spooky warning signs as well. Also cliffs.

Babysitter Reports No-Show Mom To Police, Wonders If She's In The Wrong


It sounds like this lady was too comfortable taking advantage of this babysitter's time, and when she refused to acknowledge being hours late, push came to shove in the form of a missing persons report. On one hand it feels extreme, but on the other hand, what exactly do you do when an irresponsible parent abuses your time? The internet weighed in on if this was the right thing to do. For an incredible example of being a bad client, here's a mom who tried to swindle her babysitter.

Twitter Users In Their Mid 20s Talk The Struggle Of Being Treated Like An "Elder" Now


The mid twenties are an interesting time when a person goes from being a "young person" to "a person." The only issue being that it's not uncommon to find yourself in the same room as 19 and 20 year olds who still believe they have bright futures ahead of them. Well joke's on them, cause time is no slouch and it comes for us all. Here are some millennial memes for the aching backbone of the economy.

Guy Rudely Orders For Table, Gets Mocked By Server


Having dinner with the parents can go a lot of ways, but it narrows your odds of success when you interrupt mom and insist on being the server's only point of contact. Lo and behold, the server complied. Out of some misaligned sense of responsibility or self importance, this guy made himself a target right out of the gate. At least it's better than having to defeat a Karen. And at least nothing happened to the food.