Saturday, August 31, 2019

Girl Makes Sure Her Abusive Ex-Boyfriend Doesn't Get Into Marines By Providing Honest Character Reference


Girl makes sure that her ex-boyfriend doesn't get into the marines by providing an honest character reference about him being abusive.

This girl suffered through a terrible and abusive relationship with some jerk who got off on inflicting pain and emotionally abusing his partner. Well, the idiot ended up getting dealt a swift blow of karma years later, after he asked her to speak up as a character reference for him, to The Marines. What was the moron thinking on that? Either way, sounds like he was rejected, and went on to hold down a gig at McDonald's. 

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Woman Invites Her Crush Over To Help Fix The Bed, He Misses The Signal


Woman tells her crush that she likes him after she invites him over to "fix the bed" and he missed the signal.

She had to spell it out for this guy, after he missed multiple hints that she was definitely interested in him. No, my dude, she didn't need you to "fix the bed." It sounds like she wanted your company, and potentially in the bedroom. Fortunately, she shoots her shot at the end of the texting exchange, and he seems to return the move with interest. 

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Person's Question About Grief over Losing Cat Turns Into Touching Feels Trip


Person guilty over cat's death receives touching answer.

Sometimes the internet is actually a good resource for people to engage with their grief over a loved one. In this case, this person's question was answered succinctly and impressively by someone who knows a thing or two about cats. Having some insight into their nature puts this person's situation in a much more meaningful perspective.

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The Ups And Downs Of The Married Life (33 Images)


Tweets that sum up the married life, with all of its ups and downs.

The married life is full of its ups and downs. There's the good and the bad, and a whole lot of the BS (crying kids and sleepless) nights, in between. These tweets manage to capture the emotional rollercoaster in all of its painful glory. 

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Guy Fulfills Divorce Deposition By Delivering A Literal Truckload of Paperwork


Guy gets revenge on unfair divorce request by sending tons of paperwork.

Divorce can totally screw people over. Between the exhausting bitterness and legal fees, it's safe to say that people often do not have a good time going through divorce. When this guy started getting requests for tons of information on his business, he went malicious compliance on it and found out exactly what he could legally get away with as a response.

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27 Funny And Sad Times People Didn't Understand Satire


People taking satirical articles seriously.

It could be poor reading comprehension, gullibility, or just a failure to check sources, but many people have a problem with understanding satire. Even when it's not subtle, some folks really just miss the point of satire, or don't want to get it. Sometimes it's funny to see someone react with outrage over a fake story about NASA shooting a chimp into the sun. Other times it's just kind of pitiful, like when someone uses a joke as a source in an actual article.

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Choosing Beggars Being Terribly Cheap Pricks


A collection of times that choosing beggars were terribly cheap negotiators.

Choosing beggars are in the world to remind us that there will always be someone out there who refuses to negotiate, and instead wants everyone to throw them a free handout. They defy rhyme and reason. They drive us mad. They relentlessly push their own agenda, and often at the cost of reasonable conversation going out the window. 

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Rich Prick Won't Pay Tiny Library Fine


Rich guy complains about having to pay a 25 cent library fine, so the guy gets back at him by ratting him out to a cop writing parking lot tickets.

This rich prick in a fancy Armani suit pitched a real ridiculous fit about having to pay a 25-cent library fine. So, the employee decided to take his petty revenge by stepping out for some fresh air, right when the prick was leaving the premises, and ended up ratting him out to a parking lot cop who was busy writing people tickets. Karma/petty revenge will get ya, man! 

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15 Expectations Vs Realities And The Fallouts That Ensued


Times people's expectations did not line up with what reality gave them.

We love a good old expectations vs realities list, and especially when the hopeful expectations take a big loss to the grim reality of the situation. We're all just out here trying to hit our stride, and not fail with every move we make. Unfortunately, the world and it's ever consistent string of fails has other plans. 

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A Tale Of Two Neighbor Cats Falling In Love Through The Window


A Twitter thread about two neighbor cats falling in love through the window.

If this adorable story of two neighbor cats falling in love across the street isn't the most wholesome thing of all time, then I don't know what is. Oh, and this is definitely a better love story than Twilight. No question about that. 

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Radio Host Tweets That Women Wearing Lipstick Is Equivalent To Men Wearing Artificial Erections


Guy on Twitter says that women who wear lipstick are the equivalent of men walking around with artificial erections.

Radio Host @StefanMolyneux, met quite a bit of backlash on Twitter after tweeting out his incendiary thoughts on how women wearing lipstick is equivalent to men wearing "artificial erections" around the office. He proceeded to get absolutely told off on Twitter, by multiple people who felt it was necessary to address the ignorance head on. This gives off similar vibes to the guy on Twitter who asked what women will do with their lives if they live into their 80's without having kids.

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News Anchor Apologizes To Black Co-Host For Comparing Him To A Gorilla


The melodramatic apology is feeling just a bit staged on this. What a disaster. 

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Groom Cuts Off Musician Friend Who Can't Attend His Wedding Because Of Work


Groom asks if he's in the wrong for cutting off his musician friend who can't attend his wedding because of his work.

This groom asked the people of Reddit if he was in the wrong for cutting off his musician friend who couldn't attend his wedding, because of work. From what the responses are saying, people seem to be in agreement that this guy is in fact an asshole for the move. 

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Employee's Company Tries To Make Him So Miserable That He Quits, So He Resorts To Malicious Compliance


Employee who works for manufacturing company takes his revenge on new manager by not working extra hard, and the whole operation falls apart.

When this employee found himself face to face with a manufacturing company that'd fallen under the unfortunate supervision of a crappy, power tripping manager he resorted to breaking out the "malicious compliance." Specifically, he decided the best way to get back at a manager who seemed bent on making his life so miserable that he'd quit a job he previously loved, was to simply not work as hard. Long story short, without this employee working his ass off, things were quick to fall apart. A solid revenge tale indeed! 

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Fashion So Forward-Thinking That Only The Most Chic Among Us Could Understand


People wearing stupid, silly, weird and outrageous fashion.

It's called fashion sweaty, look it up. We wouldn't call ourselves fashionistas. In fact the only "istas" we've ever been is baristas, but we know red hot fashion when we see it. And oh, boy these folks are cutting edge. From wearing double-sided shoes to wearing literally a whole grown woman in a sling like an upside down endangered baby, the most fashionable among us are here to say "I know exactly what I'm doing, trust me this will catch on." For some more questionable fashion choices, here are some times we had to ask ourselves "who wore it better?"

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