The warning signs here are doing a great job. Like if you find yourself about to swim and then notice a little ol' ENORMOUS SIGN in all caps that says "THIS RIVER IS CONTAMINATED WITH FECAL BACTERIA" you may find yourself a little dissuaded from jumping in. So good job, terrifying signs of the world. Some of these signs don't even know they're scary, sinister or weird, but that doesn't make them not have a threatening aura.
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This inspector of labor got pulled over by a cop who felt like being rude upon ticketing him. Unfortunately that was the cop's second biggest mistake, with his first being not wearing the proper "equipment" which he ended up getting ticketed for. And that final ticket cost was a $2,000 fine!
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In a recent trend, people have been sending random texts to their Number Neighbors, i.e. the stranger whose phone number is one digit higher or lower their their own. Mostly it's just people going "who is this don't talk to me" but other people are chill. Here's a guy who got waaaay deeper than you'd expect to get with a stranger. Unrelated, we're huge fans of that first typo right at the top.
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After people noticed that this travel influencer's photos had the same clouds in each picture, they connected the dots and called her out for the photo editing. Nothing is real in the land of influencers.
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It's a tough day when anyone gets a parking ticket before they even have the chance to leave their idling car.
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This woman's rude and abusive ex boyfriend learned a swift and brutal lesson in not acting like an ass to someone who's just trying to help you out. So, he's about to have no concert tickets and an angry new girlfriend.
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With the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event due for tomorrow, we thought it'd be relevant to bring up some of those fiery Area 51 memes to honor the ridiculous occasion. Hard to say whether any Monster-guzzling Kyles will actually show up to this mess.
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We're all out here trying our best, and sometimes that's not good enough. Sometimes there's a lion on your roof. Sometimes you get trapped in a foreign country because your kid thought your passport was a coloring book. Sometimes a pinecone drops right through your windshield. None of these mishaps are your fault, but they are unfortunate moments and go to show that life is unpredictable.
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Honestly, other than the whole "shaped like an animal" part, gummy bears don't seem like they'd have meat products in them, but that gelatin will get ya. Realizations like these can be pretty embarrassing for vegetarians and vegans, like this time a Subway employee had to explain to a shocked customer that mayo isn't vegan.
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If we woke up to this we'd probably be convinced that the house was haunted. So it's a good thing there was cameras running to capture the magic. We understand that a stack of Roombas is a trivial thing, but seriously, what are the odds?
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After all the hype and the buildup, "Storm Area 51" is here. People actually showed up. Not only that, but we've got Kyles out there already photobombing live news broadcasts with legendary "Naruto Runs." So, with an event of such amazingly ridiculous proportions, we had to round up some of our favorite tweets from the madness.
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News channels and a lot of the general public aren't exactly sure what to make of the Area 51 raid that all started off as a joke Facebook event a few months ago (and inspired these many area 51 memes). It looks like people are actually showing up for the event. Anyway, here's one of the promised Naruto Runners.
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This entitled married couple and their parking lot fiasco, with the hefty fines, was only made more ridiculous and dramatic by the fact that it ended in a divorce. Karen sounds like a total nightmare. Especially the part where she's suggesting that she can lie because it's her house. Uh, that's not how things work when the law is involved, Karen.
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We love to honor those folks out there that keep themselves busy by upholding the truth online, and calling out the dumbest of the lying liars. There's always going to be a soft place in our hearts for bullshitters getting outed.
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While reading these, think hard about yourself and if you do any of these things. Like even if you think you were justified the last time you were late paying someone back. If you don't do any of this crap, then congratulations, you're free to judge the living shit out of everyone who partakes in these dick moves. If you do this stuff constantly, then it's possible that you're a trashy bastard, so watch out because someone might get petty revenge on you for your annoying ways.
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