Some dudes out there are truly dangerously thirsty. You've gotta wonder if this guy's heart was in the right place...like was he just convinced that he'd come across the one, and thus determined to follow through on a more 'meaningful' medium than 'Tinder Chat'. This I know not, but damn if it's a bit creepy-lookin in the process, bro. All in all, best of luck to these two, because someone here definitely found the 'one'!...
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Brace yourself gentle-ladies and gentlemen, because we are about to dive deep down the ever complex and mighty confusing rabbit's hole that is the female's brain. And in this case we're covering the biggest behemoth of 'em all: sex. For the sake of full disclosure here, I was genuinely aghast at some of these dark 'n depraved guilty pleasures; but at the same time, ultimately, to each her own. Right?
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There's always next year, riight bruh?
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Smash Mouth’s Twitter is having a moment.
After going to bat against the Oakland A’s over the fall, and posting a bunch of a weird tributes to both George Michael and Carrie Fisher, they’re taking a more positive tone.
Namely, they’re giving this dude props for going down on his girlfriend while listening to the sultry sounds of Smash Mouth. One could say this boyfriend had a real smash-ing mouth. Know what I'm saying???
One can imagine Steve Harwell, Smash Mouth’s lead singer, writing this tweet, smiling to himself, and thinking about how he might as well be walking on the sun after this.
This is apparently the best thing Smash Mouth has done since, I don’t know, Shrek? People are loving it. Check it out. Smash Mouth is back!
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Are you trying to give your grandma a heart attack, young man?
This grandson, who probably will not be receiving a birthday check this year, that’s for sure, decided to give his grandmother a heart attack by telling her about his New Year’s Eve plans. They consisted of showing up to a warehouse at 10pm and partying there until 5am.
But when will he be getting home, she asks.
7 am.
This is out of control and not what a sweet grandma needs to be hearing — her darling grandson spending New Year's Eve spinning techno records and staying out till all hours of the night.
But you know what? Sorry, granny, this techno-loving warehouse partier’s a big boy now.
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Today, some girl took to Twitter to gloat about her boyfriend gifting her some beautiful, glorious promise rings, as if that gesture carried the weight of the world in romantic implications. If only she could've known the blind rage she'd inspire.
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Sure, it’s fun to pile on someone when things don’t go right. And hey, if you’re a mascot, it’s your job to provide a little between-play entertainment, a pallet cleanser if you will.
So it makes sense that the San Antonio Spurs Mascot, a giant Coyote, would throw on a sequent onesie and parody Mariah Carey’s recent “technical difficulties.”
What this Coyote doesn’t understand is: He has no idea who he’s messing with.
This isn’t Ashlee Simpson, Milli Vanilli, or even Britney Spears. This is Mariah Carey, ok? So step off, Coyote.
Oh, and thanks for the nightmares, giant Coyote in Mariah Carey costume.
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Lots of us played Tony Hawk: Pro Skater and expected to leave the house doing kickflip to tailslide to bluntslide to that Chad Muska beats-slide where he pulls out a boombox. But very few of us could.
Still there are skateboarders who can trump the impossible things we’ve seen in video games. One of them is Dan Mancina, a skateboarder who is legally blind.
Mancina, who’s vision started to fade at 13, only has a slight amount of peripheral vision and a cane, but he’s still able to pull off some things most could only dream of — namely skating with a smooth controlled style. That’s the real money.
But according to Spolid, that’s not all that Mancina can do. In the video compilation “Dan Mancina Does Stuff Blind,” he chops wood, throws a bullseye, and fires a machine gun. Let this be an inspiration to all of us.
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